American pop musician Prince led a storytelling circle yesterday at a small village school in Aberford, Leeds. He read Beatrix Potter's The Tale Of Peter Rabbit to 10 enthralled youngsters at Borrowdale Primary School.
London - (Ass Mess): A very red faced Bill Gates has pulled out prematurely from the Prince's Truss - the official money laundering organ of the Pretender to the Puppet Throne - after a tip-off from UK vice cops.
Caribbean - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Camilla is sick to the pit of her stomach. Five days of non-stop tropical storms, seasickness and having to share the custom-built waterbed with her Pretender spouse have left her on a gin drip and Prozac supposit...
Caribbean - (Shambolic Mess): International drug barons like Prince Charles are operating with rampant impunity the UN warned today amid reports the Puppet Monarchy's heir-of-the-dog-apparent is to rendezvous with the first of five Russian-built...
Trinidad - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's a sting. That's the official verdict as pointless Pretender to the Throne Prince Charles and his gargoyle fag hag Camilla start a ten day crack-dealing Caribbean cruise in the Prince Jefri Archer-owned 300...
Clarence House - (Proctologists' Nightmare Mess): Former royal bum-bandit and official toothpaste squeezer in waiting to the Pretender to the Throne Michael Fawcett is the eminence grise behind Charles and Camilla's forthcoming plann...
Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...
New Scotland Yard - (Treasonous Mess): A St Valentine's Day massacre is how cops have described an apocalyptic plan to finally rid the civilised world of the KGB worm masquerading as the heir presumptive to the Puppet Throne.
Spook HQ, London - (Treasonous Mess): The Pretender to the Puppet Throne has been on the KGB payroll ever since his 1981 wedding to Lady Diana Spencer according to UK spooks' CEO Sir John 'Captain' Scarlett.
Clarence House - (OMFG Mess): The Pretender to the Puppet Throne's latest self-promotional PR stunt generated over 20 tons of carbon and other waste commonly found in flatulent emissions according to latest figures.
Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.
The inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and her boyfriend Dodi al-Fayed has descended into a veritable horrorshow of blood and gore, according to witnesses.
Prince Charles is known to have the ability to talk to plants and he has many interesting conversations with them on evenings when Camilla is 'not in the mood'.
Private letters from Prince Philip to Diana, Princess of Wales have been revealed at her inquest. In them Prince Philip has demonstrated that, far from being her adversary he was in fact her greatest fan and they have been described as the most intim...
A spokeswoman at Clarence House has admitted that a nocturnal photograph of an "extraordinary" desert creature with enormous ears was in fact the Prince of Wales feeling peckish one night on a recent beach...
It's a cold day at the U.N. delegation and people are expected to be involved in heavy arguments. Prince Charles starts the processions with an inspirational speech.
With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.
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