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Funny story: Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Sam Allardyce, the former Bolton Wanderers manager, was yesterday unveiled as the new boss at Newcastle United, who have been perennial under-achievers. Big Sam, as he is known, goes to St James Park...

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Funny story: Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Neil Warnock, the Sheffield United manager has been sacked by the club in the wake of their relegation from the Premiership. The news was announced this morning on the Blades' website, but there...

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Funny story: Wigan in Shock Split from Premier League

Wigan in Shock Split from Premier League

In a shock announcement, Wigan revealed they will be leaving the FA Premier League and forming their own division, called The Dave Whelanship.

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Funny story: The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

Carlos Tevez, the West Ham United player, is today the subject of intense transfer speculation after an audacious £5million bid for him by League 2 newboys Dagenham & Redbridge.

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Funny story: Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers have announced that little Sammy Lee has been appointed as the club's new manager as the replacement for outgoing boss Sam Allardyce. The Lancashire side's reluctance to hir...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho and Melchester United heart throb Crustiano Retardo have entered into a war of words, the like of which, has never before been heard in Portuguese.

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Funny story: Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has had his pride severely injured by his teams lame performance against Newcastle and may find himself unable to face Liverpool on Tuesday.

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Funny story: Aston Villa To Be Relegated For Being Boring

Aston Villa To Be Relegated For Being Boring

In an astonishing move this morning, the Football Association has decided that, at the end of the season, Aston Villa will be relegated from the Premier League, whatever their finishing position in the table.

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans Face Trouble In Rome

Manchester United Fans Face Trouble In Rome

Reports on the official Manchester United website this morning predict trouble for fans travelling to tonight's Champions League tie at the Stadio Olympico in Rome.

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Funny story: Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

The Football Association has contacted Tottenham Hotspur after what they say was 'an unsavoury incident' during Monday's FA Cup quarter final tie with Chelsea, which the Blues won 2-1.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have pleaded with fans to stop reading transfer rumours.

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Funny story: Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

42,000 hardcore football fans wasted hard-earned-cash, and time they could have spent with loved ones, watching their heroes run around a bit this weekend.

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

In a very rare occurrence in professional sports, Manager Alex Ferguson, is the latest Manchester United man to succumb to injury.

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Funny story: Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Rumours of a rift between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and his overpriced, under performing, burden on the rest of the team, striker, Andriy Shevchenko are completely untrue according to Shevchenko.

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Funny story: The Spoof's Not Posh Guide to Rock and Pop Part One

The Spoof's Not Posh Guide to Rock and Pop Part One

We hope you enjoyed the first in our bijou little series, The Spoof's Not Posh Guide to Premiership Football. Today, The Spoof, launches the second in the series, The Spoof's Not Posh Guide to Rock and Pop Part Uno, one in a series of high-quality pullout articles for all you busy, posh, Spoof reading parents who know what...

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Funny story: The Not Posh Guide to Premiership Football

The Not Posh Guide to Premiership Football

Today, The Spoof, launches the first in the series of pullout articles for busy, posh, Spoof reading parents who know what's right and proper, but not what their kids are getting into, which is an utter mystery, darling: The Not Posh Guide.

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Funny story: Coca-Cola Nuclear Premiership

Coca-Cola Nuclear Premiership

This is the world service of the BBC, this Saturday afternoon on the 14th of May 2008. This afternoon, as is fast becoming our norm, we will be crossing to one of our featured games in the 2008 Coca-Cola Nuclear Premiership. In addition we will be br...

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