The Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints announced today that pornography is natural and healthy and all lay members of the church will be encouraged to read or watch pornographic videos. "We are all the products of horny men and women", said a spok...
New Scotland Yard had a "bad day at the office" when officers included pictures of actors from a seedy 1970s porn film among images of people wanted after a recent football riot. The error came about when the Metropolitan Police used an old betam...
For many years, people have accepted the theorom "the angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat." A government sponsored research group at M.I.T., after three years and at the cost of over four hundred million dollars, has proven this to...
President Obama announced today his appointment of an Porno Czar. Many American industries are experiencing an economic depression, and the porn industry is no exception. Recently, it has fallen on hard times and has become dysfunctional. Obama feels...
In the midst of a flailing entertainment market, corporate financial concerns and recent management reorganization, the Malt Risley corporation (famous for its family friendly musical cartoon movies), may be "entertaining" the possibility of a merger...
A new all adult website that had it's creator in high hopes to land him lots of money and featuring men sixty and over, completely or nearly completely nude, is off to a rough start according to creator, Herman Arsecrackers. "I thought sure I had...
A hard-hitting documentary to be shown on national television tonight promises to 'lift the lid' on the alleged connection between Archbishop Dr Rowan Boat, and the seedy world of the hardcore pornography industry. In the third part of his series...
After last night's investigation by the BBC into who earns the most from global hardcore pornography, Jaggedone and his CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) decided to investigate himself into the wheelings and dealings by global, renowned companies cas...
A new study by Playguy of its own staff shows that the average time employees last is six years, but they usually leave when their vision can still be saved by wearing special lens in their glasses. When the study was completed, Playguy, out of c...
In a frank (yep, it's that man frank again!) interview with the News of the Sun, where the journalists ask a series of embarrassing questions aimed at eliciting a juicy response in order to sell more newspapers, author, the late William Golding, has...
As far as I'm aware, masturbation Began on July 28th 1914. The world saw a new threat making it's latest advance into there homely lives and the only thing left a man could do was to shape up, join the forces and settle in for two years of mandatory handatory under the watch of the German war machine. Nothing feels more like home when you're in a wet French trench than reaching climax over a saucy...
JENSEN BEACH, Florida - A 48-year-old Jensen Beach resident, Keith Griffin, was arrested and charged with 981 counts of possessing pornography. Jensen Beach police also found 47 million images on his computer and they said that about 46 million we...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It only took James Mitchell about three seconds to get to third base with his daughter's mother Danielle Keller, and another three minutes to score; it also took him about three minutes to beat her to death with a baseball bat, sa...
Toy manufacturer and retailer Toys IS We announced today that they were diversifying into the adult market. "The recession has hit us really hard" said chief executive Dick Phillpot. "I had to decide to make a go of it. It was backs against the w...
Great Rift Valley, AFRICA - Archaeologists have found the earliest documented manmade pornographic images, estimated to be over 100,000 years old. Previously, an 1854 photograph of Mary Todd Lincoln's calf was thought to be the earliest pornography...
Adult males of the world were today granted free rein to do what they usually do when their wives go out shopping, but they never really admit to. In a world summit in Geneva, world leaders such as Barack Obama and Kim Jong Il, told husbands and b...
Popular diversionary alternate reality Second Life has been rocked by a porn scandal. Avatars Jennie89 and Kyle101 filmed a sordid sex scene using predefined actions available to any user of the virtual world. In a property they had bought through...
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