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Funny story: "Obamas Are Porno Crackers!"

"Obamas Are Porno Crackers!"

White House Interracial Porn Update - The latest movie release on the official Obama web site states "Watch white girls go crazy over Obama's big black cock!" Michelle's posts also state the truth to the old saying "Once you go with a white bi, yo...

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Funny story: College to Add Pornography Concentration

College to Add Pornography Concentration

In a desperate effort to make money, a for-profit college Film and Photography college announced today that in addition to its usual photography and film making, it will now have a concentration in pornography. Like most for-profit schools, it has...

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Funny story: Zac Efron To Star With Lucy Lastic In Brit Porn Spectacular?

Zac Efron To Star With Lucy Lastic In Brit Porn Spectacular?

London today, about five minutes after closing time - I have exclusively learned that Hollywood heart throb Zac Efron has been lined up to appear in pornographic spectacular The Pirates Of Zac's Pants. I was getting a much needed breath of fresh a...

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Funny story: Internet Porn Queen Has Uneventful Day

Internet Porn Queen Has Uneventful Day

Internet porn Queen, Alice Slack, 28, of Basildon, reportedly had a really uneventful day today. Slack, the star of internet porn classics such as Shaving Ryan's Bits, The Testicle Chronicles, and The Spies Who Shagged Me told us: "I just got u...

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Funny story: Case of the Self Inflicted Porn Star Reaches Federal Court

Case of the Self Inflicted Porn Star Reaches Federal Court

Washington DC: A woman has been charged with posting nude videos of herself on Youtube in various compromising positions. She faces criminal charges for distributing pornography and may eventually be designated as a sex offender. The trial began tod...

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Funny story: Easter Bunny: "My Porno Shame"

Easter Bunny: "My Porno Shame"

Easter Bunny has revealed that the stories are true. He has a past as a porn star. Recent revelations in the press have forced 'EB' to come clean. "Yes, it's true. Some years ago I was down on my luck. Easter was still viewed as a religious festiv...

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Funny story: Porn shop manager denies hiring a Home Secretary

Porn shop manager denies hiring a Home Secretary

A porn shop manager in Little Newsworthy-sub-Headline, East Wessex, today denied he had hired a Home Secretary for the weekend. 'Go away!', he shouted from his shop, True Blue Jackie's, 'I deny it all! I just buy and sell, and often watch, pornogr...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Husband 'Seeing' Another Woman

Jacqui Smith Husband 'Seeing' Another Woman

The crisis surrounding the disgraced Home Secretary Jacqui Smith escalated to a new level this morning, amid revelations that her husband, Richard Timney, is seeing another woman. Timney, who attempted to claim for the rental charge of two porn fi...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith's latest blue movie released today

Jacqui Smith's latest blue movie released today

The latest adult movie by soft porn star Jacqui Smith came out today. Smith is the UK's top porn star and is not to be confused with the Home Secretary of the same name, unless you're a moron. 'Not bad-looking for a 50-something year-old female po...

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Funny story: Home secretary reveals movie rented on expenses wasn't porn after all

Home secretary reveals movie rented on expenses wasn't porn after all

The row over the alleged £10 porn movies rented on expenses by the British Home Secretary's husband is turning into a damp squib. It appears that Mr Smith was actually too embarrassed to reveal the name of the movies he had actually rented, so cla...

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Funny story: MPs to get 2.33% rise. Enough to pay for their own porn.

MPs to get 2.33% rise. Enough to pay for their own porn.

An inflation-busting salary increase of 2.33% has been agreed for MPs. The increase is said to include 2.33% to cover unexpected additional expenses, and a performance-related element of 0%. MPs had been calling for an 80% increase to replace the...

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Funny story: Brown Defends Home Secretary in 'Smutgate'

Brown Defends Home Secretary in 'Smutgate'

Gordon Brown has spoken in support of Home Secretary Jacqui Beria and her husband Richard Timid, after it became public that she had claimed expenses for two pornographic movies watched by him while she was away. Speaking at a news conference with...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, is this afternoon "very embarrassed" over her involvement in a row over films that have been deemed to be of a Pornographic nature, it has been reported. It's alleged that Ms Smith's husband, Richard Timney, viewe...

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Funny story: Photographs Of Putin And Reagan Under Covers Leaked To Gay Porn Site

Photographs Of Putin And Reagan Under Covers Leaked To Gay Porn Site

A picture has emerged apparently showing Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in his former days as a KGB officer, under the covers of a bed, with President Ronald McDonald, I mean Reagan. The 20-year old photo clearly shows the two men frolick...

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Funny story: Obama - "Porn And Satanic Scandal!"

Obama - "Porn And Satanic Scandal!"

In an exclusive interview for Playman magazine President Barack Obama has revealed how he and Michelle have settled into political life at the White House. "Pretty much the minute we walked through the White House door our clothes came off, politi...

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Funny story: Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"

Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"

CHICAGO - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has announced that Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy will star in the X-rated film Stimulus Package. Blue-eyed blonde Jenna, who has over 125 porn movies to her credit, plays the part...

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Funny story: Porn Star Opens Herself Up To Ridicule

Porn Star Opens Herself Up To Ridicule

Following the news that Porn Star Stormy Daniels is to run for the American Senate, a little-known UK 'actress' and 'reader's wife' has decided to stand for Parliament at the next election. Dusty Cavern (57) aims to become MP for North Suffolk &...

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