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Funny story: Man Allergic to Shit Crash Lands in India

Man Allergic to Shit Crash Lands in India

Talk about the worst luck ever - a man with a life-threatening allergy to shit landed smack bang in the middle of the sacred Ganges river after a skydiving accident went wrong. Jerry Pittpox, 32, was hoping to raise some cash for blind, deaf, mute...

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Funny story: Rockall not Volcanic in Origin Shock.

Rockall not Volcanic in Origin Shock.

The population of Rockall, that magical North Atlantic island beloved by shipping weather forecast addicts the world over, was today astounded by new scientific evidence that their home's geological origins were not formed from volcanic granite quart...

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Funny story: How to talk shit like a professional

How to talk shit like a professional

Preface: This is another one of those "Jesus Budda self help advice columns". It's essentially shit. Which is good for the purposes of the article. Learning Materials: A human being with a voice box capable of emitting sounds(most likely yourself), a sarcastic tone, a light bulb (for use in darkened areas in which you need to see the person (s) you are about to talk shit to, a bag of drie...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens' Ass Smells - Friends Complain about stepping in piles of Shit at her House and foul stench on her furniture

Vanessa Hudgens' Ass Smells - Friends Complain about stepping in piles of Shit at her House and foul stench on her furniture

Vanessa Hudgens' ass problems just keep on getting worse! Now her closest friends are publicly complaining about the stench and the large amounts of of sticky shit that covers that stars carpets and furniture. It's now gone out of all control that...

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Funny story: Neil Armstrong did a Sh*t on the Moon. Still preserved for posterity, says Buzz Aldren

Neil Armstrong did a Sh*t on the Moon. Still preserved for posterity, says Buzz Aldren

1969 was a seminal year for astronaut Buzz Aldren and it also marked the first sh*t on the moon - and not just Aldren himself touching down on lunar soil. Space legend Neil Armstrong crapped a large load of brown 'Earth treasure' to christens humanit...

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Funny story: Miracle Crap-Mangler turns Zoo Poo to Compost

Miracle Crap-Mangler turns Zoo Poo to Compost

A Smegmashire zoo has invested in manufacturing a recycling breakthrough £150,000 methane-fired Hotrot shit-flinging machine to turn the mountain of manure produced by its animals on a daily basis into an exotic blend of veggie patch friendly compost...

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Funny story: Illinois Zoo Selling Shit

Illinois Zoo Selling Shit

The Christmas ornaments in Bloomington, Illinois that are for sale at the Miller Park Zoo's gift shop are partly manufactured by reindeer, and that's no bullshit! Workers there make Christmas tree decorations out of droppings from the zoo's two r...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt To Change Surname!

Brad Pitt To Change Surname!

Superstar Brad Pitt is looking to change his name as he is fed up with it being used as rhyming slang for s**t. It is not known yet what name he will choose. Legendary singer Eartha Kitt, 81, has also decided to change her name for the same rea...

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Funny story: Compulsive Shitter seeks help

Compulsive Shitter seeks help

A laxative-obsessed, cod liver oil-gulping, gingerbread-eating woman has sought help to stem her uncontrollable shitting. Ida Shitz, 41, from Cologne Germany said her fixation began when she was fed mashed up brown bread and syrup as a child and s...

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Funny story: Dark matter may loom near toilet

Dark matter may loom near toilet

WASHINGTON - A large clump of mysterious so-called dark matter was seen floating in a toilet, scientists said on Wednesday. Scientists think perhaps 25 percent of the dark matter is made up of shit, which responds to gravity the same way as does r...

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Funny story: Richie Says Madonna Doesn't Flush

Richie Says Madonna Doesn't Flush

London - The public mudslinging between Madonna and Guy Richie took another turn for the worse today when Richie told The Telegraph that "Madonna Doesn't Flush." Richie says he knew of Madonna's problem when he met her but married her nonetheless.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus wears a colostomy bag when Touring

Miley Cyrus wears a colostomy bag when Touring

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus has abandoned all the usual celebrity shit by telling an interviewer her most intimate detail: that she wears a colostomy bag while on tour. The unbelievably popular singer/actress never gets time to have a proper dump w...

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Funny story: Bowel Movement Breakthrough

Bowel Movement Breakthrough

Bombay, India Utilizing that old adage, "One man's trash another man's treasure," Pootender Singh, CEO of Tender Poos LTD is literally making his fortune from other man's trash, specifically his sh*t. "I vuz havin this gallbladder operation ya kno...

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Funny story: Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Hull City manager Phil Brown is in confident mood as he plans to take his side to Old Trafford to face champions Manchester United on Saturday, and says Sir Alex Ferguson's team of world-beating superstars are "fairly shitting themselves at the prosp...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus dumps on Zak Efron's cock while he's away camping

Miley Cyrus dumps on Zak Efron's cock while he's away camping

Pop-tart Miley Cyrus couldn't resist the urge to empty her bowels onto the head of High School Musical 'hotty' Zac Efron's pet cockerel while minding his house for the weekend. Efron was away on a camping trip with some muscular, tanned male 'budd...

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Funny story: Local Man Accused Of Using Cell Phone While Shitting

Local Man Accused Of Using Cell Phone While Shitting

Local man caves to mounting testimony from friends and admits he has used his cell phone while shitting but maintains it was only for texting and never while talking. Jeff Blake found himself cornered in the last seat of the bar with some of his...

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Funny story: Enema Craze could sweep the Nation

Enema Craze could sweep the Nation

Hollywood, California, an apparent new craze, that appears to have originated in fraternity hazing rituals and propagated by Hollywood 'cool' people has gripped the nation. Enema parties, that involve group enemas and mass bowel expulsions are curre...

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