(Published 2028) BIRMINGHAM CAPITALIS - The new government - only a week old - has decided to privatise everything, except education and health. The Conglomeracy Party - a party by transnationals, for transnationals - achieved a near 2:1 win over...
Plans are afoot to hire the Palace of Westminster out for wedding receptions and other functions. The Commons Administration Committee are considering making the historic Westminster Hall available for the princely fee of £25,000 in an attempt to...
New legislation aimed at trimming the fat that exists in the business world looks set to spell the end of Human Resources Departments everywhere. The shock news comes in the middle of one of the biggest financial crises the world has known; when ever...
In a move that has angered local citizens the length and breadth of the country, government ministers have put forward plans to revamp over thirty dogging sites across the UK. Whilst thousands of healthcare, childcare and other high profile servic...
Greece will leave the Euro and join the pound. The news was confirmed last night by Prime Minister Davos Cameron and the Chancellor Georgios Osbourne. Monetary union with Greece is not an official coalition policy, but nobody really cares about those...
Dr. Isaac Myakovsky's book on "Government Charities and their Agencies" has been banned from publication by a rare PII (Public Interest Immunity) order that has only been used twice in the last ten years, first to protect J.K. Rowling from adverse cr...
(Published 2014) EDINBURGH - A referendum by the Scottish National Party (SNP) has found out that 70% of Scotland want to become independent from the United Kingdom. However, Scotland has been fast-tracked to join the European Union (EU), and will...
The HRH Government Fiddleharmonic Orchestra The idea was put forward and accepted, at a meeting of David Cameron, William Hague, Kenneth Clarke and other drunken members of the government at the Crooked Member Inn last month. After much bitching, foot-stamping, and wailing, it was decided the formation of the orchestra would be as follows. Conducted by: David Cameron Lecturn supported...
The fifth secretary to the secretary of the secretary of David Cameron's third secretary, has disclosed the contents of a communication received this month from a proletriat voter in Nottingham. There will be a collection for payment in the near future. Here is the critical ode that was sent. Our beloved crooked MP's, got elected using lies, nepotism, and audacity, Along with astucity,...
There was uproar in the House of Commons last Wednesday during question time. The question put by Patrick Freeman seemed to many, naive and out of sync with the House's pragmatic approach to questions of governance; but its effect was undeniable. He had asked if government would take active measures to curb "national gullibility" in the wake of a general world wide acknowledgement of the...
A cross party group of peers has told Prime Minister David Cameron that he can't create any more peers as the House of Lords is already full. The Coalition leader has created a record breaking number of peers in less than a year and the chamber is...
Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people. The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...
David Cameron has announced that 'unbreakable Bond' is back to sort out the relationships between Britain and Pakistan. Bond's job is to 'patch up relations' between the two countries after Cameron described Pakistan as the seedbed of Terrorism. B...
LONDON - The douchebag government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has yet again turned a blind eye towards its loserific actions against peaceful protesters. UK Uncut, a peaceful protest movement - as guaranteed by trad...
The Prime Minister lost his rag during Prime Minister's Question Time in the Commons this afternoon. He was in the middle of answering a question on the Government's proposed reforms of the Welfare Benefits system when he advised the House that he...
Prime Minister David Cameron and his deputy, Nick Clegg, are to develop an artificial argument so as to appear less "together." The move follows an open-microphone gaffe after a question-and-answer session in Nottingham yesterday. Clegg was heard...
The Government has taken a decisive step in combating the increasing population caused by people living too long. It is not the Government's fault if old people freeze to death next winter due to a cut in the heating allowance. It is clearly the f...
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