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Funny story: New Downing Street mouser 'just another useless Tory fat cat'

New Downing Street mouser 'just another useless Tory fat cat'

London - (Paws 4 Thought): The fur is really flying today amid accusations the new No 10 pussy is yet another useless Tory fat cat. Worried vermin control operatives reckon the sumptuous centrally heated government HQ will soon see feline Larry s...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Coalition Government, part 2

Harry Potter and the Coalition Government, part 2

Chapter Two: The Lost Wizard Generation The Hogwarts Express pulled up to the railway station and Harry and his friends got off, stretching. Owing to the recent cuts made by the company who now owned the magical train, it had been standing room only from London to Scotland for the late arrivals. Harry didn't mind though, as he had just noticed who was standing on the platform. "Ron!" he sai...

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Funny story: SuBo's cat recruited by Government!

SuBo's cat recruited by Government!

Susan Boyle's cat Pebbles has today started work for the Scottish Government as chief rat catcher for the West Lothian area. "We've had no end of problems with rats in the West Lothian area. The population seems to increase in early April, when th...

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Funny story: Larry has Image Problems

Larry has Image Problems

The new No 10 cat, engaged to deal with the rat problem at the address is worried about his image, sources close to the Prime Minister revealed today. 'Larry is not a lamb' explained Cameron's new Communications Officer 'but he is beginning to loo...

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Funny story: New cat moves into 10 Downing Street

New cat moves into 10 Downing Street

For a while now the members of the press have been pointing out the rat infestation that has taken hold of Downing Street, and for once not inferring that it was the residence Prime Minister in number 10 itself. The rats had grown in number after...

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Funny story: Sacred cow about to bite the dust

Sacred cow about to bite the dust

Cameron is rather worried about his sacred cow...foreign aid. He feels concerned that if any more African dictators are deposed there will be nobody left to receive the huge annual amount of aid because at present most of them maintain several palace...

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Funny story: InfoDepth: Tory's Big Society

InfoDepth: Tory's Big Society

The Conservative-Liberal Democrats coalition in power in the United Kingdom have announced to push on with the cultural directive known as Big Society. Many are mystified. However, Inhopeless Media Group have this handy InfoDepth for you. Big Society will include: - An increase in the average mass of UK-born babies by 250% from 0.75kg to 1.9kg - Everyone to volunteer to do the government'...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Coalition Government

Harry Potter and the Coalition Government

The author has been given access to new material written by JK Rowling. This book takes place after Harry defeated Voldemort and decided to go back to school and finish his studies. Chapter One: The New Ministers Harry Potter packed his trunk for school slowly, deciding to read through old newspaper articles before he threw them away. Luckily for narrative purposes, these all involved the ex...

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Funny story: Ontarians protest outside Queen's Park, Toronto

Ontarians protest outside Queen's Park, Toronto

Canadian's living in Ontario, are livid at the way their Government wastes money. They protested on the lawns at Queen's Park today, though lawns were covered in snow, they were all wrapped up for the below zero temperature and wind chill factor.

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Funny story: The Shame of Eton

The Shame of Eton

A grim Headmaster, followed by his staff walked into the school assembly and went onto the stage so they could look down on the uneasy crowd of boys beneath them. 'Someone has been lying and no one will leave this room until I find out who it was' brayed the Headmaster. Silence. 'Come on I know who you are. You just have to have the guts to admit it!' 'It could be me, Sir' piped a frig...

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Funny story: Expenses Scandal Takes On A New Twist

Expenses Scandal Takes On A New Twist

Unnamed sources in Whitehall have revealed a loophole in parliamentary procedure covering conditions of service. Thanks to this flaw, MP's who are currently serving prison sentences for dishonestly claiming expenses can continue to claim expenses...

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Funny story: Clarke Told to Cut it Out

Clarke Told to Cut it Out

Kenneth Clarke, the human face of Conservatism, and (for the moment) Justice Secretary has been told by Prime Minister, Cameron to 'CUT IT OUT!', following Clarke's comments in the 'Daily Telegraph' (of all places) that the middle classes have not ap...

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Funny story: Lie detector fitted to House of Commons implodes after just 20 minutes!

Lie detector fitted to House of Commons implodes after just 20 minutes!

In a bold move to re-establish confidence in our MP's David Cameron made the decision to fit a revolutionary new lie detector in the House of Commons, but that decision may now have back fired. The device engineered by a German scientist and teste...

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Funny story: Ex-MP Eric Illsley faces expenses scam sentence

Ex-MP Eric Illsley faces expenses scam sentence

From Dense Inchcock Spoorf Gazette Reporter - 10th Feb 2011 - 1049hrs Disgraced former Labour MP Eric Illsley faces a possible prison term when he is sentenced for fiddling his expenses. Illsley, 55, was under massive pressure to stand down as the member for Barnsley Central after he pleaded guilty last month to dishonestly claiming some £14,500 of public money. But he did not quit as an...

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Funny story: Govt. to produce Children's pop-up book of the Cabinet

Govt. to produce Children's pop-up book of the Cabinet

In a move to stifle creativity in young children, the Deputy Prime Cheesemaker, Nick Clegg announced that he was planning to launch a series of pop-up books that promoted the coalition to small, easily pleased children. Interviewed on a three foot...

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Funny story: Banking on Banks

Banking on Banks

With the news that over half Tory funds come from the City - £11.4 million in total last year - George Osborne has increased the tax on Banks by £800 million. Among the party of 60 City donors who gave more than £50,000 to the Tories there was dis...

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Funny story: Conservative's next idea: Big Joke

Conservative's next idea: Big Joke

To replace State funded and establishment humour the Conservative Party have put forward the exciting idea of the BIG JOKE. In future all humour will be created by volunteers. This will save huge amounts of groaning and stifled yawns and should transform the Government's image with the electorate. However, retiring General Secretary of The Raving Loonies Party, Bill Scrap, said that with the...

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