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Funny story: F*cking A**hole Boss Bin Ladin Takes Credit For Something He Didn't Do

F*cking A**hole Boss Bin Ladin Takes Credit For Something He Didn't Do

Karachi, Pakistan - Osama bin Ladin, the fancy pants boss of Al Qaeda, claimed credit for the attempted bombing of an Detroit bound plane Christmas day. While the plot failed it was widely praised in the terrorism community for it's effect of scaring...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Caught on Video Tape; Identity "TSA" Verified

Osama Bin Laden Caught on Video Tape; Identity "TSA" Verified

Osama Bin Laden has been caught on video tape - in the garage of none other than Pentagon Chief, Blob Yates. An alert neighbor spotted Hillary with Yates in the garage and thought it a unique opportunity to catch the two on video tape. Thinking a li...

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Funny story: Former FBI agent claims Bin Laden was American Agent

Former FBI agent claims Bin Laden was American Agent

A former FBI agent who prefers to remain anonymous just in case he ends up dead has met our undercover reporter and made a sensational claim that Osama Bin Laden was an American Agent who was paid by the American Government to take the blame for all...

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Funny story: Bin Laden To Drop 'Bad Boy Image'

Bin Laden To Drop 'Bad Boy Image'

Osama Bin Laden has released a press statement through his underground network, informing the world of plans to 'rebrand' himself. The statement reads "our client is aware of the recent surge in public opinion against him and his beliefs. He feels...

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Funny story: Beyoncé performs for Gadafi

Beyoncé performs for Gadafi

In a move that has sent shock waves through the entertainment industry, it has come to light that Beyoncé Knowles, otherwise known as simply Beyoncé, has performed for the Libyan Head Honcho, Colonel Gadafi and his son Hannibal. The singer repute...

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Funny story: New Bin Laden message

New Bin Laden message

Osama Bin Laden, a family friend of the Bush family and one who lived in the USA for many years, and took cocaine with George W. Bush and dated hostesses there, today released his latest evil message from a cave in Outer Moronicamericanistan. 'People of the West', he said, in a suitable Hollywood 'bad beardy guy' accent, 'I will destroy you all! Only little children would believe in this messag...

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Funny story: Obama Reconsiders, Promises Osama bin Laden "Motor City Mayhem"

Obama Reconsiders, Promises Osama bin Laden "Motor City Mayhem"

DETROIT, Michigan - With Detroit continuing to reel from job losses in the U.S. auto industry, President Obama decided to cut his losses and announced today that he is "finally giving up on Motor City," effectively signing its death warrant and decla...

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Funny story: Al Queda Now Recruiting Yuppies

Al Queda Now Recruiting Yuppies

In a unique reversal of its former policy of attracting the poor and oppressed for its legions of bomb makers and bomb blowers, Al-Queda has changed its strategy to recruiting young, rich Westerners to its agenda instead. The world's premier ter...

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Funny story: No Room Left In Osama bin Ladens's Cave

No Room Left In Osama bin Ladens's Cave

(Information received by word of mouth via the north Pakistan grapevine) - Osama bin Laden's cave has become crowded beyond capacity due to President Obama's decision to send an additional 30,000 US troops to Afghanistan. Every Taliban member n...

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Funny story: Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Work has begun on the third incarnation of the universally feared Death Star. Financing the project is Osama Bin Laden and the USA. We spoke to him from his cave in Afghanistan. "I first met Darth Vader back in '83. We sparked up quite a relati...

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Funny story: Bin Laden threatens to bomb Switzerland with suicide bombers cloned as Roger Federer look-alikes!

Bin Laden threatens to bomb Switzerland with suicide bombers cloned as Roger Federer look-alikes!

Muslims have rejected the invitation to sculpture the Swiss mountain peaks into the shapes of Minarets (earlier Jaggedone classic Spoof, bigheaded Bastard!) and their infamous, rogue leader, Bin Laden, has now threatened to bomb Switzerland. He ha...

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Funny story: Obama's Osama Banana Drama in Panama

Obama's Osama Banana Drama in Panama

Barack Obama was thrown into a diplomatic nightmare yesterday, when he made 'inappropriate' comments about Al Qaeda head-honcho Osama bin Laden's penis. The US president and his wife Me-Shell, had been invited to the Central American country of Pa...

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Funny story: MI5 probe dissident links to the "Fix" Factor

MI5 probe dissident links to the "Fix" Factor

The British Security Service is investigating hysterical reports on the interweb suggesting that Al Qaeda are responsible for the Jedward phenomenon. The rumours started at the weekend after high-waisted c*ck muncher Simon Cowell blatantly rigged...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Furious over X-Factor results, Admits to Being Bored

Bin Laden Furious over X-Factor results, Admits to Being Bored

Notorious, cave-dwelling villain Osama Bin Laden has broken a long silence to express his fury over "Jedward" beating his personal favourite, Lucie Jones, to stay in X-factor. "This is what happens when you give everybody the right to vote. Jedwar...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden discovered in Derbyshire cave. 'It's a fair cop'. says Bin.

Osama Bin Laden discovered in Derbyshire cave. 'It's a fair cop'. says Bin.

At last! Osama Bin Laden has been discovered in Derbyshire cave. 'It's a fair cop'. says Bin. Local pot-holing group, 'The Muff Divers Club', based in Muffton, Derbyshire, claimed yesterday that they had discovered Osama Bin Laden living in a lime...

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Funny story: Where's Osama?

Where's Osama?

British illustrator Martin Handford plans on following the success of his Where's Waldo children's books with a new series called Where's Osama?. The Where's Osama? books will follow the format of the hugely successful Where's Waldo series and con...

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Funny story: Osama Bin-Regulator?!

Osama Bin-Regulator?!

Sex Offenders and Monkeys have failed, stupid knee-jerk reactions to mortgage problems and vain attempts to look like they do something have had no impact, the British public still think that ailing financial regulators are still about as useful as s...

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