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Funny story: Bill Clinton Pushes New Book on Okra Winfree Show

Bill Clinton Pushes New Book on Okra Winfree Show

Hollywood, California (IP) - Bill Clinton will appear on the Okra Winfree show to sell his new book, "Eatin Ain't Cheatin". Bill Clinton's interview will be broadcast after 10:00 PM so that children will not be exposed to the interv...

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Funny story: Oprah Accused of Money Laundering

Oprah Accused of Money Laundering

(Chicago) - Super rich talk show host, Oprah Wimpy, today was accused of money laundering.

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Funny story: Oprah Endorses Barack Obama on Larry King

Oprah Endorses Barack Obama on Larry King

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Larry King - On May 2, 2007, Oprah endorsed Barack Obama for president. "I know him personally," said Oprah, "and quite often. "That man turns me OOOOnnnn! With my billions, he's sure to make it to p...

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Funny story: Oprah, Imus To Wed -- Form National "Omus" Party

Oprah, Imus To Wed -- Form National "Omus" Party

(Chicago, IL) -- Media phenomenon and African American woman most admired in the known world (after Rosa Parks & Halle Berry) has accepted Imus' proposal of marriage and corporate merger proposal - as soon as the current Mrs Imus and other shareh...

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Funny story: Oprah Announces Chicago Yellow Pages is New Book Club Pick

Oprah Announces Chicago Yellow Pages is New Book Club Pick

Oprah Winfrey announced today that the Chicago suburban Yellow Pages is her next book club pick. This is her first book club selection since James Frey's controversial "A Million Little Pieces" last year. Frey's book was presented...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Caught Without Make-Up After Holiday Binges

Oprah Winfrey Caught Without Make-Up After Holiday Binges

Oprah Winfrey was caught without her make-up, and with no personal trainer in sight, after a month of holiday snacking. The talk show host and self proclaimed arbiter of all things wonderful and right (a.k.a. the female Rush Limbaugh or the black Ma...

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Funny story: Oprah Has Bad Day Even Though Blackmail Plot Against Her Is Foiled

Oprah Has Bad Day Even Though Blackmail Plot Against Her Is Foiled

Celebrating news that her blackmailer had been caught, Oprah jumped for joy on her couch. That's when her troubles REALLY began.

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Funny story: Oprah Slaps the Living Crap Out of Clay Aiken

Oprah Slaps the Living Crap Out of Clay Aiken

Clay Aiken, MISTAKENLY thinking that he could shush Oprah Winfrey the way he did Kelly Rippa of Regis And Kelly found out the hard way which star in the heavens shines the brightest when he woke up in a New York City ICU unit asking for mama...

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Funny story: Charlize Theron to Play Oprah Winfrey in Bio Pic

Charlize Theron to Play Oprah Winfrey in Bio Pic

Chicago, IL - Oprah Winfrey's representative Gail King has issued the following statement, "I, Gail King, Oprah's best friend, announces that Charlize Theron will play Oprah in the upcoming HARPO Produced autobiographical movie, My Best...

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Funny story: Oprah to Market Jump-Friendly Furniture Line

Oprah to Market Jump-Friendly Furniture Line

Following a sensational media appearance by Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey developed an idea when she began spontaneously jumping for joy on her couch; after this she noticed that her couch just didn't bounce back the way it should have.

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Decides To Run

Oprah Winfrey Decides To Run

Chicago, Chicago, That Wonderful Town---Oprah Winfrey, the fabulously famous, vastly intriguing and fantastically wealthy talk show hostess, is ready to announce that she is ready to Run A NASCAR Speedway Marathon: For The First Care Giving Leader I...

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Funny story: Oprah denies "Jackson" lookalike is her son

Oprah denies "Jackson" lookalike is her son

SantaMonicaLewinski, California; Thursday 21 April - (Rioters) Department of Homeland Insecurity investigators finally caught up with the world's ultimate chat show queen Oprah Winfrey today after US coast to coast allegations were publish...

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Funny story: God tells Oprah Winfrey "Hurricanes Florida punishment for George Bush election theft"

God tells Oprah Winfrey "Hurricanes Florida punishment for George Bush election theft"

CHICAGO - During an unprecedented celebrity score on Monday, media queen Oprah Winfrey will broadcast a special interview with God in which He says that the current Florida devastation from hurricane activity is directly related to the Bush el...

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Funny story: Dr Phil McGraw Southpaw

Dr Phil McGraw Southpaw

Oprah Winfrey is one of life's real angels and presents a smash-hit television show. She does however have one area that has always baffled me. Why does she always have that genius Dr Fill McColeslaw on the show? Maybe she needs someone as a Fill...

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Funny story: Jonathan Franzen and Oprah Winfrey Collaborate on Book

Jonathan Franzen and Oprah Winfrey Collaborate on Book

Los Angeles, CA--Author Jonathan Franzen and television personality Oprah Winfrey have written a book together, which is scheduled to be released next week in hardcover for $24.95. It will be available at all major bookstores but will not be promoted...

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Funny story: Oprah says, "Everyone should meet their asshole."

Oprah says, "Everyone should meet their asshole."

Oprah Winfrey, whose enormously popular book club has made new authors rise to the best-seller list in a matter of days, has announced a new pick, and the results have been nothing short of astonishing.

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Funny story: Oprah Signed to Catch for the CUBS; Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld at Third

Oprah Signed to Catch for the CUBS; Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld at Third

Celebrity baseball -- they said it would never happen in the NL Central -- but the Chicago CUBS challenged history again Tuesday when they hired one of America's biggest TV talk-show superstars -- Oprah Winfrey -- to a two-year, $525-million con...

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