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Funny story: Opus Dei bankrupt as 'God's Banker Mk#2' sinks

Opus Dei bankrupt as 'God's Banker Mk#2' sinks

Off-the-Wall-St, NY - (Meltdown Mess): The Vatican's Nazi-gagging stink tank is down to its last divine IOU after a string of dodgy investment tips from a top Opus Dei stooge. "We're not exactly calling him God's Banker Mk#2," NYC editor of LA Fa...

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Funny story: Labor Lovin' Labor unions want Granny to Freeze This Winter!

Labor Lovin' Labor unions want Granny to Freeze This Winter!

Left Wing yanks of the 60's chanted :" Burn, Baby, Burn" in their radiacal effort to give power to the people. The 21st century has British leftist torn between a governmental union windfall and a rebate that could help with rising home heating costs...

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Funny story: 'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

Wannabee soft porn star Selina Scott is fighting for up to £1million in compensation from a softcore men's publications, claiming her pictures were rejected because she was too old. Mrs Scott 76, says she has been sending pictures of herself in th...

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Funny story: Latest VD Record Hits UK

Latest VD Record Hits UK

Val Doonican, cardigan wearing song and dance man has launched a new album of love ballads, called VD for Lovers. Doonican, known as V from the Hood, to those on the streets has issued the album to redeem himself in the favour of the general publi...

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Funny story: Internet Police Clamp Down on Old Git Terror Ring

Internet Police Clamp Down on Old Git Terror Ring

A Facebook group, popular with elderly people and known as 'I secretly want to entice young people into a damn good kicking by walking slowly in the street' has been exposed by the Internet Police, the shadowy figures responsible for IP addresses.

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Funny story: Age no barrier to success

Age no barrier to success

Age concern today laughed off suggestions by Salford FC Boss Alex Ferguson that Chelsea are too old to win major honours. They claimed that in the modern day age is no barrier to success, and surely the Utd boss man is a testament to that.

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Funny story: Bucket List Aboard Golf Cart!

Bucket List Aboard Golf Cart!

Two old codgers drive a golf cart through downtown Retirementville! This seemed to be the Republican commercial for its bid for the future leadership of the US of A while the Democrats paraded their boy on a triumphant tour of the most troubled regio...

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Funny story: Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Washington DC, July 25, 2008: President Bush today called an urgent meeting with his cabinet members from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Health and Human services (HHS) and Homeland Security Department (HSD). The topic was the alarming incre...

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Funny story: Supermarket Granny Jilted By 'In Denial' Chef

Supermarket Granny Jilted By 'In Denial' Chef

As the news of the highly shocking Davidson/White marriage breaks, an elderly woman reveals the emotional turmoil that she has been put through by the newly married MPW.

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Funny story: Shreddies Sales Plummet After Nana's Adverts

Shreddies Sales Plummet After Nana's Adverts

Popular crunchy breakfast cereal Shreddies sales have plummeted since the new adverts featuring grannies knitting them appeared on British TV's.

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Funny story: Hasbeen Aid To Be Held In New England

Hasbeen Aid To Be Held In New England

Hasbeen Aid, the benefit concert that raises publicity and royalties for aging rock and country stars, will be held in New England this year.

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Funny story: World's oldest child celebrates birthday

World's oldest child celebrates birthday

61-year-old Tucker Lopex is to celebrate his birthday in style; we caught up with him to toast another year as the world oldest child. From physical appearance it is hard to believe that Mr. Lopex is a child at all, but then it's also hard to bel...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre, the former quarterback for the Green Bay Packers who retired at the end of the season, officially unretired himself at at press conference today. Favre, who just had his most (and only) productive season of the last five, said that he &...

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Funny story: 41 Year Old Woman Qualifies For Olympics

41 Year Old Woman Qualifies For Olympics

41 year old swimmer Dara Torres has been to every Olympics but 2004 since 1984. She just qualified again for the 2008 games in China and will probably swim in three different events (and should medal in at least two of them).

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Funny story: Woman Who Eats 'Only Lard' Reaches 100

Woman Who Eats 'Only Lard' Reaches 100

A woman who, for the last 97 years, has existed solely on a strict diet of lard, is 100 today, and still going strong, according to the doctors who monitor her life support machine. Nelly Crackers, of Blackburn in Lancashire, has reached her ton d...

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Funny story: ASBO's Issuing Beatings To Criminal Youngsters

ASBO's Issuing Beatings To Criminal Youngsters

The older generation, victimised for years, have taken matters concerning youth crime into their own hands by doling out their own brand of punishment. In several cases, youths have been clubbed with walking sticks and beaten with zimmerframes.

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Funny story: Crazed Old Man Kills and Maims Dozens With Shopping Cart

Crazed Old Man Kills and Maims Dozens With Shopping Cart

Springfield PA--A very irate and insane grocery shopper went berserk at a local Poke 'N' Toke supermarket today. Police say Mr. Fish, 97, lost his patience and his mind while grocery shopping and killed 28 people with his shopping cart.

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