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Funny story: NASA Drills on Mars!

NASA Drills on Mars!

The Bush administration has been rebuffed in its every attempt to rip into the earth and even the bottom of the sea in search of the black gold that has obsessed its every top official from W through Cheney to even former oil company legal eagle, Bus...

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Funny story: Bush Pays Tribute to Pat Tillman on Memorial Day

Bush Pays Tribute to Pat Tillman on Memorial Day

ARLINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President Bush paid tribute on Memorial Day Monday to Pat Tillman and America's fighting men and women buried here "who died in my wars based on lies for Israel and Big Oil and to make rich Republicans even richer,&...

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Funny story: USA Declares War On Scotland

USA Declares War On Scotland

In a surprise move, the United States declared war on Scotland today. Speaking from Washington DC, Secretary of State, Condaleeza Rice, said: 'Today, at 11 hundred hours, the United States of America declared war on Scotland. A task force of troo...

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Funny story: President Bush Plans Ultrasecret Invasion of Saudi Arabia to Insure Security of the US!

President Bush Plans Ultrasecret Invasion of Saudi Arabia to Insure Security of the US!

Jame's (U.K.) has learned via leaks at the highest levels that the U.S., under a plan hatched by President Bush called Project FAS, for F--- Saudi Arabia, plans to solve the immediate and near-term U.S. oil crisis by seizing all the oil and gas p...

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Funny story: OPEC Tells George Bush To "Go Pound Sand Up His Ass"

OPEC Tells George Bush To "Go Pound Sand Up His Ass"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Oil hit $130 per barrel as George Bush sobbed on global television begging oil nations for more oil.

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Funny story: Britain braced for new fuel protest

Britain braced for new fuel protest

In a secret meeting in a bunker somewhere in southern-England, motoring organisations have hammered out the plans for a new nationwide fuel protest that threatens to bring Gordon Brown's embattle...

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Funny story: Oil speculators finally succeed in severing Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand". Oil now too expensive to pump out of the ground -- Chicken Little was right: The Sky is Falling!

Oil speculators finally succeed in severing Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand". Oil now too expensive to pump out of the ground -- Chicken Little was right: The Sky is Falling!

New York, New York - Oil commodity speculators were a little too successful today, as they finally pushed the price of crude oil futures to an all-time high and beyond the trading point of no return. Meaning that the precious black gold is now so exp...

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Funny story: Hunrdeds of The Spoof's writers flock to San Ramon demanding barrels of sweet light crude in exchange for story points

Hunrdeds of The Spoof's writers flock to San Ramon demanding barrels of sweet light crude in exchange for story points

San Ramon, California - (Sweet Light Crude Mess): Chevron Oil's San Ramon HQ will be inundated at the Corp's 28 May annual stockholders meeting as hundreds of writers from TheSpoof.com throng to demand a one-for-one exchange of barrels of cru...

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Funny story: Oil Companies Claim Good Reason For Raising Gas Prices - "We're greedy bastards!"

Oil Companies Claim Good Reason For Raising Gas Prices - "We're greedy bastards!"

Donald Barlowe, 38, President of Texaco Oil, addressed a group of protesters today, citing good reason for raising the price of gas to such an alarming height.

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Funny story: Oil starts gushing out of Beijing olympic stadium

Oil starts gushing out of Beijing olympic stadium

Beijing - (Seismic Mess): The Chinese Olympics are in serious doubt today after oil suddenly began gushing out of a fissure in the newly erected Beijing Bird's Nest Stadium following 7.8 magnitude tremor thousands of miles away in Chengdu, Sichua...

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Funny story: Mobil Oil Corporation declares bankruptcy (July, 2011)

Mobil Oil Corporation declares bankruptcy (July, 2011)

July, 2011 - Mobil Oil Company announced today that it could no longer compete against alternative energy sources and it will be filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Shares of Mobil stock closed at $0.97, down from $86.52 ju...

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Funny story: Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

New York, New York - Because of the food shortages, blamed on the rising cost of oil, fertilizer and increased production of biofuels in Europe and America, nations that recently made contributions to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault have been forced t...

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Funny story: The ultimate ECO-warriors

The ultimate ECO-warriors

California - (Hydrocarbons Mess): A reclusive Southern California bigoil pair have been dubbed the ultimate ECO- warriors after Off-the-Wall-Street sources revealed the couple's crude holdings.

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Funny story: Ships Bring In Extra Whiskey Amid Strike

Ships Bring In Extra Whiskey Amid Strike

Extra foreign whiskey supplies have started arriving in Scotland, to make up for possible shortages due to the Graingemouth strike this week.

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Funny story: OPEC debates wholesale market in underage females to offset rocketing crude prices

OPEC debates wholesale market in underage females to offset rocketing crude prices

Vienna, Austria - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An emergency session of the OPEC ruling council has debated the wholesale marketing of underage females to offset the rocketing price of crude which is nudging $120 a-barrel today.

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Funny story: NASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists

NASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists

WASHINGTON-In an astonishing announcement, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has revealed that the Mars Rovers Spirit and Opportunity have discovered irrefutable evidence of life past and present on the red planet.

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Funny story: Snake Oil @ $125 a-barrel Passover Plot

Snake Oil @ $125 a-barrel Passover Plot

Washington AC/DC - (Treason Mess): The Bush Administration will be rounded up and slung in the slammer just as soon as the price of crude hits $125 a barrel.

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