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Funny story: America may destroy the world

America may destroy the world

Some scientists in America have discovered that their country is very likely to turn into a black hole if its population does not lose weight, according to a study published in the journal "Science Stuff" today.

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Funny story: US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

After allegations were made that David Cameron, wide faced leader of the UK Conservative Party, was behind the current economic crash, he has struck back claiming that the real reason was the weight of the American estate agents.

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Funny story: Local mother so overweight, when she turns around it "sounds like a truck backing up"

Local mother so overweight, when she turns around it "sounds like a truck backing up"

Your Town - Your Mom, a local mother of you, has been reported as being so overweight that when she turns around eyewitnesses report that the accompanying sound resembles "a truck backing up".

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Funny story: Card is Politically Incorrect

Card is Politically Incorrect

The new National Ice-cream card comes out today. This is the latest of a string of fresh ideas from National Ice-cream in order to reinstate the image of ice-cream. Holders of the card pay from five pounds a month and in return they can get any ice c...

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Funny story: Ministry under pressure

Ministry under pressure

The ministry of obesity has come under fire today from critics who say that it is a completely useless organisation.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...

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Funny story: Al Gore - Fat Americans Are Killing This Planet

Al Gore - Fat Americans Are Killing This Planet

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - Former 'nearly president but not quite' Al Gore launched a new objective yesterday in Manhattan. The 'Kill The Fat, Save The World' Campaign was launched after overpaid researchers found that fat people are...

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Funny story: Fat commuters banned from underground

Fat commuters banned from underground

In a radical move, London Underground have announced they will ban chubby commuters from boarding their trains.

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Funny story: Good News for Overweight Americans

Good News for Overweight Americans

(Washington) - With 60% of the American public being overweight the Federal Bureau of Weights and Standards today announced that federal policies and standards will be adapted to accommodate overweight and obese men, women and children in the U.S.

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Funny story: 500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

St. Croix River, Milwaukee - Admitting that gluttony was the only one of the seven deadly sins that he enjoyed committing, Mike Martinez, 39, attempted to set his life on the righteous path by confessing to his pastor that he had set out years earlie...

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Funny story: Obesity bad, but good for the Climate

Obesity bad, but good for the Climate

A study sponsered by the food industry has revealed a surprising result - Obese people help the planet. Apparently, what is bad for the individual, may be beneficial for the environment.

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Funny story: Venice sinking under weight of over-weight American tourists!

Venice sinking under weight of over-weight American tourists!

The Italian city of Venice, known as the "Venice of the South", after Amsterdam the "Venice of the North", and Stockholm the "Venice of the even further North", has been sinking slowly for hundreds of years. But recently...

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Announces Winners of 2007 Wobbling Doughnut Awards

Major League Baseball Announces Winners of 2007 Wobbling Doughnut Awards

NEW YORK, July 15 - Commissioner of Major League Baseball Bud Selig today revealed the winners of the 2007 Wobbling Doughnut Awards, celebrating the fourteenth year of their existence.

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Funny story: FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.

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Funny story: Prescott Named Fattest

Prescott Named Fattest

Today, it was announced that deputy PM and happy shopper lard spokesman John Prescott was named "World's Fattest Northerner", beating Cyril Smith, Chubby Brown and a capsized blue whale found near Barnsley.

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Funny story: Fat People Rise Up in Fury at Fat People Jokes

Fat People Rise Up in Fury at Fat People Jokes

FALMOUTH, MA - 19/06/07. Fatties across the world have risen up in anger at the constant jokes made about their chunky stature. The wobbly food scoffers have put down their KFC buckets to speak out against the humour often aimed at their lardy bellie...

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Funny story: Amerikan Standard Set To Release New "Frontal Buttock Friendly" Urinals

Amerikan Standard Set To Release New "Frontal Buttock Friendly" Urinals

Piscataway, NJ, (FP) - Amerikan Standard, owned by the Amerikas Bath and Kitchen Group, which encompasses the United States, Canada and Mexico, is set to release new "Frontal Buttock Friendly" Urinals in late 2008.

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