"Britain's MPs are not greedy bastards only interested in trousering large amounts of cash". So said Sir Phil Yourown-Boots, Tory MP for Windsor.
Good news for New Labour. They have managed to win a vote. Glasgow MP Tom Harris has been voted Idiot of the year by the public.
Glasgow South MP Tom Harris has been criticised for saying 'no wonder people are so bloody miserable', in a blog on his unheard-of website. Mr Harris, a penpusher in the alleged Labour government, had said: 'OK, you're living in Glasgow. It's the...
Ministers are winning over MPs on the controversial coughing vote to extend detention without charge to 42 days.
In a revelation which has rocked the world of politics, it has been revealed today that a member of the British parliament has claimed a genuine expense.
Ten walruses in Parliament have been fitted with satellite tags in a new bid to confirm whether the blubbery beasts ever actually show up for work in their respective houses of parliament.
John Lewis Partnership department stores nationwide are throwing open their doors on Sunday 27th April in a special "Expenses Day" sale exclusively for MPs.
The scandal that has enveloped MPs over the ludicrous levels of their allowances took a dramatic turn today after the police announced they were unable to take any action over the Derek Conway affair due to limitations within the whole parliamentary...
Gordon Brown received an official warning, today, from legal teams representing the violent and dispossessed gangs of London.
A survey is published today that tells us that the risk of developing mental health problems is increased by 40% after just one smoke of cannabis.
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted for the first time that while she was a student she committed burglary. "I tried it a few times, but didn't like it very much, so I stopped. I never targeted elderly people's houses and, though I...
London, Monday - Conservative MP, and shadow Transport secretary, Cameron David has called for a "cull" of speed cameras on UK roads following figures released on Monday morning.
In a hugely controversial move, Gordon Brown, who has been Prime Minister of Britain for 10 years, finally allowed MPs to be gay, cavort around parks naked, and receive erotic love letters from their constituents.
Police in London have issued an arrest warrant for perma-tanned former TV presenter and MP, Robert Kilroy-Silk.
Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik, is today being dubbed the 'cheeky boy' of British Politics.
Basingstoke scientists today revealed that clocks in the vicinity of talking politicians work slower than those near normal people. "It's a quirk of Einstein's theory of relativity," said Dr Ruth Rutherford, head of clocks and social politics at B...
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