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Funny story: British Olympic Organisers Blow Budget on English Identity Crisis

British Olympic Organisers Blow Budget on English Identity Crisis

The people organising the London 2012 Olympics have today been blasted over the release of its latest budget report. The report reveals that £28m has already been spent on intense research to find or develop a national identity for England. Part o...

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Funny story: Darts could star in 2012 Olympics

Darts could star in 2012 Olympics

Olympic organisers are meeting today to discuss the possible inclusion of new sports for the 2012 Olympics. Senior officials from the governing bodies of various sports will make a case for their applications to be included. A vote will determine w...

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Funny story: Olympic construction delay: Brown's wallet found

Olympic construction delay: Brown's wallet found

Workers carrying out construction work on the 2012 Olympic Games site in London were forced to halt duties for some time after a worker discovered a wallet bearing the name of UK Prime Minister Mr Gordon Brown. A phone call was made by the constr...

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Funny story: Shoe Tossing To Become A Summer Olympic Sport

Shoe Tossing To Become A Summer Olympic Sport

CAMBRIDGE, England - Well there has been another shoe tossing incident again. A protester threw his shoe at China's Prime Minister Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University in England. This latest shoe tossing incident has brought on the...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics: Boris Johnson Says "Everything Now Ready"

London 2012 Olympics: Boris Johnson Says "Everything Now Ready"

In a speech just before bedtime last night, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, told his wife that preparations for the London 2012 Olympics had been completed, and that, if necessary, the Games could go ahead as early as "next week". Johnson was speakin...

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Funny story: Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed his desire to compete as a member of the British team at the London 2012 Olympic Games. During the post-match press conference following Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Atlético Madrid in the Champions Leagu...

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Funny story: Behind The Scenes At The 2012 London Summer Olympics

Behind The Scenes At The 2012 London Summer Olympics

BEHIND THE SCENES AT THE SUMMER OLYMPIC GAMES SCENE: London General Hospital TIME: The 2012 summer Olympic Games The emergency telephone rings. Nurse: London General. Voice on phone: Ambulance 253 here! We're bringing in a code 5. Six patients in all. Nurse: What? Yet another! Who is it this time? Ambulance: It's members of the Peruvian Pole Vault team. They've apparently over...

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Funny story: British Hunt for Olympic Mascot Trees Lord Frederick Fox!

British Hunt for Olympic Mascot Trees Lord Frederick Fox!

The London Olympics of 2012 had been in a desperate search for a mascot that could connect British tradition and contemporary innovation. They wanted an athletic symbol with some advertising cache'. UKOC, the United Kingdom Olympic Committee, announc...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson to Flat Pack Olympic Village

Boris Johnson to Flat Pack Olympic Village

London - Boris Johnson is starting to roll out how he plans to deliver the London Olympics under budget. "The first step will be the Olympic Village. We plan on avoiding cost over-runs due to a projected labour shortage by designing the Village u...

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Funny story: London 2012 Might Not Happen

London 2012 Might Not Happen

In a statement issued today, Boris Gruesome, London Mayor, admitted that the 2012 Olympic Games might not actually happen, or at least not in London. Mayor Gruesome admitted that with spiralling costs and the banking system in turmoil, the project...

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Funny story: The London Olympics…it does mean changing the EastEnders opening title image!

The London Olympics…it does mean changing the EastEnders opening title image!

The credit crunch affecting the world financial markets has begun to be felt by the planners of the 2012 Olympic Games in London. The chairman of the Olympic Delivery Authority John Armitt said last month: "The consequence of what is happening in...

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Funny story: Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Americans today invented a new gymnastic sport for the 2012 Olympics, and called it Defining Americans On Parallel Bars. Speaking from Illinois, Senator Token O'Babblama said: 'Yes, for too long Americans have just called themselves Americans, but...

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Funny story: West Ham & Tottenham To Groundshare After 2012 Olympics

West Ham & Tottenham To Groundshare After 2012 Olympics

London rivals West Ham and Tottenham are involved in preliminary discussions with the government about a possible groundshare situation after the 2012 London Olympics. The Olympic Stadium, currently under construction, is expected to cost around £...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Committees Announce Torch Lighting Plans

London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Committees Announce Torch Lighting Plans

In a daring move bound to spark criticism, the London Olympic Committee today announced its plans for the 2012 torch lighting ceremony. Building upon the explosive success and critical acclaim of the London 8 minute segment at the Beijing closing cer...

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Funny story: Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

The Minister for Opus Dei, Ruth Kelly, will be opening the UK Olympic Knitting Championships later today. Held every four years at venues throughout the world, it is the turn of the tiny hamlet of Stoke Boyler in Devon to host this prestigious eve...

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Funny story: GPS Error for 2012 planners

GPS Error for 2012 planners

A William Shakespeare festival is being planned for the run-up to the 2012 London games as part of an effort to make it a 'Cultural Olympiad'. Unfortunately nobody has yet had the wit to check which Stratford the stadium should be built in. Sev...

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Funny story: British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

Lord Sebastian & Co., the Chair of the London Organising Committee of the London Olympic and Paralympic Games has announced in a statement the new sports that will be included in the 2012 London Games. Of primary interest to people in this cou...

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