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Funny story: Barack Obama goes sightseeing in London

Barack Obama goes sightseeing in London

US President Barack Obama today went sightseeing in London. As he arrived at the Tower of London, he said: 'This is clearly a building of age and firmity, a building we must not - and must never - lose sight of', and at Tower Bridge he added: 'Thi...

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Funny story: 'Barack Christ Superstar' song released

'Barack Christ Superstar' song released

Inspired by a Spoof writer's jibe about Barack Obama entering London on an ass, songwriters Andrew Lloyd-Webfoot and Tim Nice rewrote their famous 'Jesus Christ Superstar' song, and released it as a single. And here are the lyrics: 'VOICE OF JUDAS ISCARIOT Every time we look at you we don't understand Why you let the war you opposed get back out of hand You'd have managed better if your na...

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Funny story: Darling denies G20 duck rumours

Darling denies G20 duck rumours

Alistair Darling today denied rumours he was to set a duck loose at this week's meeting of the G20 nations in London, England. It is traditional for finance ministers to play a practical joke on the final day, but the chancellor denied he had plan...

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Funny story: Great Railway Trips of the World: London King's Cross to Luton

Great Railway Trips of the World: London King's Cross to Luton

On tonight's television on BBC4, viewers can see again the award-winning 'Great Train Journeys of the World: King's Cross to Luton'. Presenter Martin Chuzzletwit takes the epic journey, and drama begins before the train even leaves London. 'I was just opening my Thermos flask of cold tea', he said, 'when the ticket collector came round before we had even got going. 'Tickets please', he said, in...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Fire investigators will be going into a listed building in central London later today, to try to find out what caused a fire in the early hours of this morning. Fire crews were called at around 2am to a blaze in a 15 bedroom 17th century house, cu...

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Funny story: Long Time London Insurance Company Employee Retires

Long Time London Insurance Company Employee Retires

London UK: Alfred Doolittle retired today from his long time facility maintenance and janitorial job at Sliedley Insurance Underwriters of London. "Alfie" as he is known had been with this insurance giant for 25 years. At his retirement party Alf...

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Funny story: Paedophile convention in London sells out in hours

Paedophile convention in London sells out in hours

In London today a convention for paedophiles sold out hundreds of thousands of tickets in a few hours. Convention promoter Sir Sicko Nixon said: 'All the kiddie lovers arrived and snapped up the tickets in droves, we even had to arrange another co...

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Funny story: I See London, I See France, I See China's Underpants!

I See London, I See France, I See China's Underpants!

ZHANGYIGANG VILLAGE, CHINA - Citizens of this small costal Chinese village are furious over what they say are the voyeuristic habits of American service personal on United States naval ships sailing just off their shore. There have even been claims t...

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Funny story: City Suffers Massive Power Cut

City Suffers Massive Power Cut

The City of London has this morning been hit by a massive power cut, blacking out most of the Square Mile's financial institutions and leaving bankers and traders unable to work. The power cut is believed to have been caused by every single one of...

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Funny story: London Security Cameras Reach Saturation Point

London Security Cameras Reach Saturation Point

A report commissioned by the Government into the use of security and other CCTV cameras in the capital has discovered that there are now more cameras in London than there are people. With the average camera costing £2000 to deploy this means that...

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Funny story: London bobbies accused of stupidity and ignorance

London bobbies accused of stupidity and ignorance

There have been increasing complaints by Londoners and tourists alike about the quality of people being employed as Police constables. Many negative comments have been made about how some of these people graduate from basic training to being in p...

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Funny story: Trafalgar Square Flashmob Fails

Trafalgar Square Flashmob Fails

A planned London Facebook FlashMob has failed. FlashMobs are where thousands of people spontaneously gather at a specific venue at a particular time after getting the details from their friends on a social networking site. The details are passe...

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Funny story: Rush Hour Madness at Victoria

Rush Hour Madness at Victoria

There was chaos at London's Victoria railway station this afternoon after commuters broke into spontaneous song and dance. The trouble began when the 15.45 all stations to Brighton was announced over the tannoy and a small group of travellers, se...

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Funny story: Londoners hit by a second Blitz - of snow

Londoners hit by a second Blitz - of snow

The city of London, hit by attacks from the air by the Luftwaffe in the 1940s, was hit again by an even more dangerous aerial enemy today - snowflakes. 'It was bleedin' awful', London red bus driver Mr Alfred Garnett said, 'we lived through the Je...

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Funny story: London To Host The 2009 Alaskan Dog Sledding Championship

London To Host The 2009 Alaskan Dog Sledding Championship

LONDON, England - Londoners are experiencing the heaviest snowstorm in 18 years. The record snowfall has caused Heathrow Airport to be shut down. Even Amy Winehouse's bee-hive hairdo is completely covered with the white stuff (snow). One of her ne...

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Funny story: Captain Scott offers help to Johnson

Captain Scott offers help to Johnson

There were amazing scenes in the centre of London today when Scott of the Antarctic made an unexpected appearance. The world famous explorer who died in 1912 went immediately to offer assistance to beleaguered mayor Boris Johnson. Captain Robert...

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Funny story: "White-Out" as blizzards sweep London

"White-Out" as blizzards sweep London

Blizzards sweeping in from the north have disabled London - with the worst snow for 18 years. Airports and major roads are shut, and the railways are severely affected. London buses have been withdrawn. There is only a skeleton service on London...

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