A dead footballer has been signed by Liverpool FC. Croatian soccer star Goran Tunjic has been signed to replace Jose Torres, who is on his way to Chelsea. Tunjic was recently booked for dying on the pitch. This follows a new FIFA ruling regarding...
We had a call this morning from soccer mad Scouser and Kop season ticket holder Mickey McWhack, who told us that he'd seen reds boss Rafa Benitez mooching about in a Liverpool job centre this morning. Speaking from a city rocked to its foundations...
Liverpool have begun their 1,200-mile journey to Spain for Thursday's Europa League semi-final with Atletico Madrid, on camels. With the volcanic ash cloud continuing to cause travel chaos across northern Europe, the Reds have been forced to aband...
Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership. While team co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gill...
Immediately following Liverpool's 3-0 win over Sunderland yesterday a vociferous group of Kopites staged a flag waving sit down protest against the club's American owners Tom Hicks and George Gillet. The sit-in protest went down a storm with Sky T...
Knowing what an arrogant lot Man United fans are, we decided to get reactions from them after their 2-1 victory over deadly rivals Liverpool so that we could get fans of other clubs to hate them even more than they already do. We spoke to Bez from...
Just about everybody associated with Liverpool Football Club, from the manager through to the kids in the school playgrounds of the city expect an easy three points from Old Trafford this afternoon when Liverpool play reigning champions Manchester Un...
A man purporting to be a star player for Man United racked up the tension a couple of notches ahead of Liverpool's PL visit to Old Trafford this afternoon by claiming that Steven Gerrard lacked ambition and that the fire in his heart was well and tru...
Manchester United v Liverpool - the real clash of the titans. As the north west football giants square up to one another once again, this time on the hallowed turf of Old Trafford, it's the match everybody's talking about. It's THE event of the we...
THIS IS ANFIELD: The 'Rafalution' is back on steam, with another proposed Rafa decision that will leave the mighty 'Kop' quizzing his mental state. This reporter has learnt that following the signing of other Liverpool 'favourites', most of whom had...
The reason for the shocking performance of Liverpool FC this season had almost been discovered today. Cleaners at Bell End Community Centre in Manchester investigated "muffled" noises coming from lockers in the changing rooms. Upon closer inv...
In an eventful week during which our national game has hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons, it's reassuring to know that Liverpool Football Club are proudly flying the flag. The Reds continue their Europa League odyssey this Thursday when...
Traditional fans breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the Professional Foul made a welcome return to our top flight football. In a test case match, under instructions from the League, their Clubs and Managers, the players in today's Merse...
Under fire Liverpool were today dealt another crushing body blow as their three star players all handed in transfer requests, Mickey McWhack writes. During a disastrous season which has seen the once mighty Reds CRASH! out of the Champions League,...
Rafa Benitez displayed a blatantly defiant front at an Anfield press conference this morning following his Liverpool team's embarrassing home FA Cup exit at the hands of lowly Reading, which saw the home team booed off the pitch at full time by their...
"Blow me, ****face. Go to hell. I'm sick of you." The above is a facsimile copy of an e-mail sent to a Liverpool supporter by Tom Hicks Jr, son of Liverpool FC co-owner, Tom Hicks, in the early hours of Saturday. The overheated response came in...
Melwood Training Ground, LIVERPOOL: Although widely reported in the media that Gerrard had used the international break, to step up his rehabilitation from a nagging groin injury. SpoofyDoofy was able to gain an exclusive insight into Steven Gerrar...
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