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Funny story: Reds resort to desperate measures

Reds resort to desperate measures

In a desperate effort to complete their 1,200-mile journey to Thursday's Europa League semi-final with Atletico Madrid Liverpool F.C. have hired a flotilla of pedallos at Dover. Club Manager Rafael Benitez, in Pedallo 63, puffed, "Estamos hecho po...

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Funny story: Liverpool set off on marathon trip to Atletico Madrid

Liverpool set off on marathon trip to Atletico Madrid

Liverpool have begun their 1,200-mile journey to Spain for Thursday's Europa League semi-final with Atletico Madrid, on camels. With the volcanic ash cloud continuing to cause travel chaos across northern Europe, the Reds have been forced to aband...

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Funny story: Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership. While team co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gill...

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Funny story: Liverpool Kop Stages Post Match Sit-In Protest

Liverpool Kop Stages Post Match Sit-In Protest

Immediately following Liverpool's 3-0 win over Sunderland yesterday a vociferous group of Kopites staged a flag waving sit down protest against the club's American owners Tom Hicks and George Gillet. The sit-in protest went down a storm with Sky T...

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Funny story: Man United Fans Not Gloating Over Liverpool Result

Man United Fans Not Gloating Over Liverpool Result

Knowing what an arrogant lot Man United fans are, we decided to get reactions from them after their 2-1 victory over deadly rivals Liverpool so that we could get fans of other clubs to hate them even more than they already do. We spoke to Bez from...

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Funny story: Liverpool Confident Of Old Trafford Three Pointer

Liverpool Confident Of Old Trafford Three Pointer

Just about everybody associated with Liverpool Football Club, from the manager through to the kids in the school playgrounds of the city expect an easy three points from Old Trafford this afternoon when Liverpool play reigning champions Manchester Un...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard - 'The Fire Is Out' Says Man United Star

Steven Gerrard - 'The Fire Is Out' Says Man United Star

A man purporting to be a star player for Man United racked up the tension a couple of notches ahead of Liverpool's PL visit to Old Trafford this afternoon by claiming that Steven Gerrard lacked ambition and that the fire in his heart was well and tru...

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Funny story: Manchester United v Liverpool

Manchester United v Liverpool

Manchester United v Liverpool - the real clash of the titans. As the north west football giants square up to one another once again, this time on the hallowed turf of Old Trafford, it's the match everybody's talking about. It's THE event of the we...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez to sign an injured David Beckham

Rafa Benitez to sign an injured David Beckham

THIS IS ANFIELD: The 'Rafalution' is back on steam, with another proposed Rafa decision that will leave the mighty 'Kop' quizzing his mental state. This reporter has learnt that following the signing of other Liverpool 'favourites', most of whom had...

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Funny story: Almost the reason for Liverpool's dismal season

Almost the reason for Liverpool's dismal season

The reason for the shocking performance of Liverpool FC this season had almost been discovered today. Cleaners at Bell End Community Centre in Manchester investigated "muffled" noises coming from lockers in the changing rooms. Upon closer inv...

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Funny story: Liverpool v Unirea Urziceni - The Top Stories Come First!

Liverpool v Unirea Urziceni - The Top Stories Come First!

In an eventful week during which our national game has hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons, it's reassuring to know that Liverpool Football Club are proudly flying the flag. The Reds continue their Europa League odyssey this Thursday when...

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Funny story: Everton down Liverpool to go top of Dirty Bastards League

Everton down Liverpool to go top of Dirty Bastards League

Traditional fans breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the Professional Foul made a welcome return to our top flight football. In a test case match, under instructions from the League, their Clubs and Managers, the players in today's Merse...

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Funny story: Gerrard, Carragher And Torres Hand In Transfer Requests

Gerrard, Carragher And Torres Hand In Transfer Requests

Under fire Liverpool were today dealt another crushing body blow as their three star players all handed in transfer requests, Mickey McWhack writes. During a disastrous season which has seen the once mighty Reds CRASH! out of the Champions League,...

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Funny story: Rafa Plays It Cool - Remains Defiant

Rafa Plays It Cool - Remains Defiant

Rafa Benitez displayed a blatantly defiant front at an Anfield press conference this morning following his Liverpool team's embarrassing home FA Cup exit at the hands of lowly Reading, which saw the home team booed off the pitch at full time by their...

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans In No Mood To Forgive Hicks Jr E-Mail

Liverpool Fans In No Mood To Forgive Hicks Jr E-Mail

"Blow me, ****face. Go to hell. I'm sick of you." The above is a facsimile copy of an e-mail sent to a Liverpool supporter by Tom Hicks Jr, son of Liverpool FC co-owner, Tom Hicks, in the early hours of Saturday. The overheated response came in...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard: "My Magic Roundabout Rehabilitation is going well!"

Steven Gerrard: "My Magic Roundabout Rehabilitation is going well!"

Melwood Training Ground, LIVERPOOL: Although widely reported in the media that Gerrard had used the international break, to step up his rehabilitation from a nagging groin injury. SpoofyDoofy was able to gain an exclusive insight into Steven Gerrar...

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Funny story: Liverpool boss not to be sacked, honest

Liverpool boss not to be sacked, honest

Liverpool managing director Christian Purslow has insisted team manager Rafael Benitez's position is safe, after the club failed to make it to the group stage of the Champions League for the first time in six years. Purslow said: 'OK, I'm not givi...

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