Lindsay Lohan, America's sweetheart/bad girl was caught by one of the Betty Ford staff, making a break for it, with one of her girlfriends to go out boozing it up. Lindsay, who has been court ordered, to go to an extended stay in a rehab might no...
Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's most confused former teen idol, was said to have gone on a rampage whilst still undergoing rehab in one of Beverly Hill's most exclusive get aways for wayward souls. According to an inside source, the clinic, said to be...
LOS ANGELES - One of the custodians at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic where Lindsay Lohan has been confined spoke with a reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine about the freckled face diva-prima donna. Enzo Rudolphowitz, 49, said that he s...
Dina Lohan, the controlling behind the scenes Mother from Hell, said she was furious after learning that daughter Lindsay had refused to sign the contract for the lead in the remake of "Splendor in the Grass" that had helped Natalie Wood shoot to sta...
Lindsay Lohan was forced to spend at least part of her Thanksgiving with father Michael Lohan and former boyfriend Sam Ronson as punishment by the Betty Ford Clinic. That was the joke?? An eating Samantha Ronson joke?? "And the Tofurky was terri...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsey Lohan, is again back in jail, however, she'll be there for life. A new report by Los Angeles-based think-tank, Stats4LA, has found out that a rise in prison sentences for Lohan and similar 'celebs' leads to lower crime rates...
HOLLYWOOD - "Making a movie costs a hundred grand a day," complains Matthew Wilder, director of the upcoming film "Inferno", a biography of Lovelace, the troubled star of X-rated movies. Wilder was recently forced to fire his chosen lead, Lindsa...
The recent arrest of Lindsay Lohan has had far reaching effects across the economic landscape bringing even struggling hat designer Monica Lewinsky to her knees, yet again. The 37 year old former intern and personal humidor for former President Wi...
Wow, this story has more turns than Mullhuland Drive. First the replacement for Lindsay Lohan was to be Dame Judy Dench, then Judge Judy, then Sarah Palin stepped up to the podium. Well from the scuttlebutt that is going around town, Palin has dr...
Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan. "We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...
The executive producers now say that they have been very patient with Lindsay Lohan during all the trials and rehab time but have decided to pull her from the key role, that of Linda Lovelace in "Inferno". "We have been wasting precious time to ge...
It ain't over till it's over. Yesterday Prince William and commoner Kate Middleton announced their engagement. Prince William presented Kate Middleton with the ring Prince Charles got engaged to Lady Diana with. Times are tough and Prince William did...
At long, long last, its official. Prince William is to marry Lindsay Lohan, the troubled Hollywood actress. The Prince held a quick press conference and was joined in video conference from LA by his bride to be. Lindsay, looking a little pale a...
LOS ANGELES - The Transportation Security Administration has issued a departmental directive stating that Hollywood celebrities Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Kim Kardashian will all be exempt from having to go through a "Pat Down" security measur...
Lindsay Lohan is doing a lot better in rehab and wants to open her own according to her mother, Dina Lohan. "She's like a different girl..woman", stated Dina. "No she wants to open rehabs for other coke (beep)...I mean..others who have had problem...
The most interesting image is of three women. The main focus is the woman on one knee. She is dressed in a fishnet jumpsuit, looking directly into the camera lens, a lit cigarette in her left hand. Underneath her a prone woman, naked, lying face down. She lies upon a fur coat, beneath her hips. Next to her, a fully clothed woman, holding a permanent marker. On the nape of the naked woman's...
Lindsay Lohan. The girl interrupted, the girl with the restraining anklet, the girl still in rehab trying to get her life back together was finally consumed and eaten by the Walking Dead this afternoon. Dina and Michael Lohan, supposedly Lindsay...
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