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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan In Rehab Rampage Rummaging for Cat Nip!

Lindsay Lohan In Rehab Rampage Rummaging for Cat Nip!

Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's most confused former teen idol, was said to have gone on a rampage whilst still undergoing rehab in one of Beverly Hill's most exclusive get aways for wayward souls. According to an inside source, the clinic, said to be...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's "RehabGate" - The Behind-The-Scenes Story

Lindsay Lohan's "RehabGate" - The Behind-The-Scenes Story

LOS ANGELES - One of the custodians at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic where Lindsay Lohan has been confined spoke with a reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine about the freckled face diva-prima donna. Enzo Rudolphowitz, 49, said that he s...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Backs Out of Lead in Remake of "Splendor in the Grass" After Learning It's a Love Story, Not a Drug Story!

Lindsay Lohan Backs Out of Lead in Remake of "Splendor in the Grass" After Learning It's a Love Story, Not a Drug Story!

Dina Lohan, the controlling behind the scenes Mother from Hell, said she was furious after learning that daughter Lindsay had refused to sign the contract for the lead in the remake of "Splendor in the Grass" that had helped Natalie Wood shoot to sta...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Forced To Eat Tofurky With Father, Samantha Ronson as Punishment.

Lindsay Lohan Forced To Eat Tofurky With Father, Samantha Ronson as Punishment.

Lindsay Lohan was forced to spend at least part of her Thanksgiving with father Michael Lohan and former boyfriend Sam Ronson as punishment by the Betty Ford Clinic. That was the joke?? An eating Samantha Ronson joke?? "And the Tofurky was terri...

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Funny story: Lohan Back In Jail, Los Angeles Crime At All-Time Low

Lohan Back In Jail, Los Angeles Crime At All-Time Low

LOS ANGELES - Lindsey Lohan, is again back in jail, however, she'll be there for life. A new report by Los Angeles-based think-tank, Stats4LA, has found out that a rise in prison sentences for Lohan and similar 'celebs' leads to lower crime rates...

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Funny story: Linda Lovelace to be played by Dyson DC23 TurbineHead Vacuum

Linda Lovelace to be played by Dyson DC23 TurbineHead Vacuum

HOLLYWOOD - "Making a movie costs a hundred grand a day," complains Matthew Wilder, director of the upcoming film "Inferno", a biography of Lovelace, the troubled star of X-rated movies. Wilder was recently forced to fire his chosen lead, Lindsa...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrest Blows Monica Lewinsky's Consultant Job on "Deep Throat" Remake!

Lindsay Lohan Arrest Blows Monica Lewinsky's Consultant Job on "Deep Throat" Remake!

The recent arrest of Lindsay Lohan has had far reaching effects across the economic landscape bringing even struggling hat designer Monica Lewinsky to her knees, yet again. The 37 year old former intern and personal humidor for former President Wi...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus to Replace Lindsay Lohan in Deep Throat

Miley Cyrus to Replace Lindsay Lohan in Deep Throat

Wow, this story has more turns than Mullhuland Drive. First the replacement for Lindsay Lohan was to be Dame Judy Dench, then Judge Judy, then Sarah Palin stepped up to the podium. Well from the scuttlebutt that is going around town, Palin has dr...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role

Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan. "We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Out, Ashley Greene In, As Star Of Porn Star Linda Lovelace Movie

Lindsay Lohan Out, Ashley Greene In, As Star Of Porn Star Linda Lovelace Movie

The executive producers now say that they have been very patient with Lindsay Lohan during all the trials and rehab time but have decided to pull her from the key role, that of Linda Lovelace in "Inferno". "We have been wasting precious time to ge...

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Funny story: William's Chopper Down; Lindsay Lohan to play Pregnant Kate

William's Chopper Down; Lindsay Lohan to play Pregnant Kate

It ain't over till it's over. Yesterday Prince William and commoner Kate Middleton announced their engagement. Prince William presented Kate Middleton with the ring Prince Charles got engaged to Lady Diana with. Times are tough and Prince William did...

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Funny story: Wills and Lindsay to wed

Wills and Lindsay to wed

At long, long last, its official. Prince William is to marry Lindsay Lohan, the troubled Hollywood actress. The Prince held a quick press conference and was joined in video conference from LA by his bride to be. Lindsay, looking a little pale a...

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Funny story: The TSA Says Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Kim Kardashian Will Be Exempt From Airport "Pat Downs" Due To Their Celebrity Status

The TSA Says Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Kim Kardashian Will Be Exempt From Airport "Pat Downs" Due To Their Celebrity Status

LOS ANGELES - The Transportation Security Administration has issued a departmental directive stating that Hollywood celebrities Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Kim Kardashian will all be exempt from having to go through a "Pat Down" security measur...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Her Own (Beep) Rehab Chain!

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Her Own (Beep) Rehab Chain!

Lindsay Lohan is doing a lot better in rehab and wants to open her own according to her mother, Dina Lohan. "She's like a different girl..woman", stated Dina. "No she wants to open rehabs for other coke (beep)...I mean..others who have had problem...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Latest Nude Pictorial More Pitiable Than Titillating.

Lindsay Lohan's Latest Nude Pictorial More Pitiable Than Titillating.

The most interesting image is of three women. The main focus is the woman on one knee. She is dressed in a fishnet jumpsuit, looking directly into the camera lens, a lit cigarette in her left hand. Underneath her a prone woman, naked, lying face down. She lies upon a fur coat, beneath her hips. Next to her, a fully clothed woman, holding a permanent marker. On the nape of the naked woman's...

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Funny story: Walking Dead Consume Lindsay Lohan

Walking Dead Consume Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan. The girl interrupted, the girl with the restraining anklet, the girl still in rehab trying to get her life back together was finally consumed and eaten by the Walking Dead this afternoon. Dina and Michael Lohan, supposedly Lindsay...

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Funny story: California Judge Threatens To Deport Lindsay Lohan To Siberia

California Judge Threatens To Deport Lindsay Lohan To Siberia

LOS ANGELES - The most honorable Judge Eldenstun F. Foxhunter has sent one of the most troubled Hollywood celebrities in the history of Hollywood celebrities back to a rehab center. Lindsay Lohan, aka LiLo, aka LaLaLoon, aka LaDumbAssBitch, will b...

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