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Funny story: Governor Brown Signs Kim's Warning into Law as Kim Kardashian Weeps Nearby

Governor Brown Signs Kim's Warning into Law as Kim Kardashian Weeps Nearby

It was an emotional day when Governor Brown signed the landmark bill into law. Now it will be much harder for someone to find a spouse for a reality TV show and not follow the agreed upon script so quickly after the marriage. Now an errant reality...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Following a personal appeal to Daniel Craig and a failed screen test on the set of Bond 23 yesterday, Kim Kardashian has reportedly created a demo video to highlight her other talents in the hope of being reconsidered for the role of the next Bond Gi...

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Funny story: Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Not to be left out of the next entertainment news cycle and realizing her 15 minutes of reality show nonsensical fame is about up, newly available though not yet divorced Kim Karplastican, will be lobbying Daniel Craig to win the female lead in the n...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies That She Is Divorcing Kris Humphries Because She Is Pregnant With Herman Cain's Baby

Kim Kardashian Denies That She Is Divorcing Kris Humphries Because She Is Pregnant With Herman Cain's Baby

HOLLYWOOD - The Kim Kardashian - Kris Humphries divorce is quickly turning into a Hollywood version of The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus. After just 72 days of wedded bliss or semi-wedded bliss, Kimberly Noel Kardashian filed for d...

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Funny story: Kris Humphries and Zooey Deschanel Hook Up After Mutual Break Up

Kris Humphries and Zooey Deschanel Hook Up After Mutual Break Up

Kim Kardashian's throw-away husband Kris Humphries, apparently didn't mind his separation and freedom having been recently linked to an almost divorced Zooey Deschanel, star of the Fox hit series "New Girl" and ex-partner to Death Cab for Cutie lead...

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Funny story: Barney Frank Denies Being Reason For Kardashian Breakup

Barney Frank Denies Being Reason For Kardashian Breakup

WASHINGTON: Congressman Barney Frank took time from his busy schedule of running a gay prostitution service from the basement of his Georgetown townhouse to deny reports that he was responsible for hooking up Kris Humphries with one of his stable of...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Hits NBA Hubby Kris Humphries With A Technical Divorce After Only 72 Days of Marriage

Kim Kardashian Hits NBA Hubby Kris Humphries With A Technical Divorce After Only 72 Days of Marriage

LOS ANGELES - Divorce papers have been filed in Los Angeles County which will dissolve the marriage between Kimberly Noel Kardashian, 31, and Kris Humphries, 26. The couple was married on August 20, just a mere 72 days before Kim filed for divorce...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Reportedly Ready To Dump Her Unemployed NBA Husband of Two Months Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Ready To Dump Her Unemployed NBA Husband of Two Months Kris Humphries

HOLLYWOOD - The Kardashian Klan has been spending their Monday evenings and Tuesday evenings sitting in their assigned front row seats at Dancing With The Stars. The three big-butted KKK sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have been cheering on thei...

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Funny story: Obama to have beer with The Kardashians on the White House lawn

Obama to have beer with The Kardashians on the White House lawn

WASHINGTON DC - The minute that President Barack Obama heard that his children were not sleeping by their 8pm curfew because they were watching the reruns of the Kardashians, he cringed and grimaced unfavorably toward the thought of it. He immedi...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Marriage Has Hit One Hell of A Speed Bump

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Marriage Has Hit One Hell of A Speed Bump

NEW YORK CITY - The term 'Trouble in Paradise' is not just the name of a movie, or a song, or a perfume. It is also the name of what is going on in the two-month old marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. A family insider who is very close...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals The Real Reason She Did Not Invite Her Friend Paris Hilton To Her Wedding

Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals The Real Reason She Did Not Invite Her Friend Paris Hilton To Her Wedding

LOS ANGELES - The entertainment media has issued dozens of reasons as to why they all feel that Paris Hilton was snubbed by her good friend Kim Kardashian who did not invite her to her wedding to Kris Humphries. Kim recently sat down with Taffeta...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' Brand New Marriage Is Reportedly Already On The Rocks

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' Brand New Marriage Is Reportedly Already On The Rocks

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most recent Hollywood marriages between reality show diva Kim Kardashian, star of Growing Up Kardashian and NBA basketball player Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets, appears to have some speed bumps that seem to be pointing...

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Funny story: Nearly Nude Wedding Night Photos of Kim Kardashian Surface In New Orleans

Nearly Nude Wedding Night Photos of Kim Kardashian Surface In New Orleans

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian said that she has not quite yet gotten used to the fact that she is no longer just plain, old, big butted Kim Kardashian and is now the very happily married, old, big butted Mrs. Kris Humphries. The Kardashian sist...

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Funny story: Newlyweds Kardashian and Prince William Agree to Appear on Royal vs Celebs Wife Swap

Newlyweds Kardashian and Prince William Agree to Appear on Royal vs Celebs Wife Swap

Cash strapped royal couple, Prince William and Princess Catherine, have agreed to appear in the TV series Wife Swap, with Californian Kim Kardashian and her new husband, Kris Humphries. TV writers are looking forward to the culture and lifestyle clas...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Marries NBA Star Kris Humphries and She Has Now Become America's Most Famous Sports WAG

Kim Kardashian Marries NBA Star Kris Humphries and She Has Now Become America's Most Famous Sports WAG

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The moment she uttered those famous two little words "I do," Kim Kardashian not only became Mrs. Kris Humphries but she also became the most famous WAG in America. Kris Humphries plays for the NBA New Jersey Nets. For those unfam...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Throws Bloody Towel Out Window To Prove She Was A Virgin: Did A Chicken Die In Vain?

Kim Kardashian Throws Bloody Towel Out Window To Prove She Was A Virgin: Did A Chicken Die In Vain?

HOLLYWOOD BEDLAMBASTS: Although Las Vegas bookies have given even odds to which will occur sooner; the current NBA contract impass to be resolved or the breakup of the marriage between Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Jet forward, Kris Humphries, one th...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian West Memphis Three by Nostradamus

Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian West Memphis Three by Nostradamus

Nostradamus wrote his book 'The Prophecies' in 1555 in code because he wrote during the 300 year Inquisition. In 'The Prophecies' Nostradamus predicted the names of the three Antichrists in code. Nostradamus code named the first Antichrist 'Napaulon...

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