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Funny story: When I Grow Up I'll Be ...

When I Grow Up I'll Be ...

Do you remember what you wanted to be when you grew up? A study of thousands of 11-year old American children in 1969 offered a snapshot of how they imagined their lives would be when they reached 25. Here are a few of their predictions: Barack Obama: 'When I grow up I hope to go on holiday to America or even become an American, as I have spent all my life on islands in the Pacific Ocean. If I...

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Funny story: Mold-a-Kid , Never Adopt Again

Mold-a-Kid , Never Adopt Again

Hollywood and the Rest of the Planet - It is a status symbol to be the one with the most kids adopted from a foreign country. To be the next to adopt you have to be able to get your application in and of course have the most money to lay out to ru...

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Funny story: A New Trend…Talking

A New Trend…Talking

Teenagers today have many flash-in-the-pan ideas that last a few weeks. Most of these are not impactful, at least not on the general population. However, the newest trend has people across the country groaning, cursing and refusing to leave their hom...

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Funny story: Local Dad Wins Baby Fantasy League for Fourth Straight Year

Local Dad Wins Baby Fantasy League for Fourth Straight Year

In a stunning upset, David McIntire won his neighborhood fantasy fatherhood league for an unprecedented fourth straight year when his backup infant, three-month-old Michaela Reed, tracked an object with her eyes, showed clear signs of separation anxi...

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Funny story: Entire Town Listed as "Slow Children At Play" Zone.

Entire Town Listed as "Slow Children At Play" Zone.

The population of Hamelin, Indiana was falling faster than the autumn leaves thanks to the idiocy of it's children. That was until the town council declared the whole town a "Slow Children At Play" zone. Normally reserved for quiet streets in resi...

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Funny story: Wee Jimmy Whyman on religion

Wee Jimmy Whyman on religion

Wee Jimmy Whyman is the 5 year old child who has never ending questions he wants answers to which adults never ask. On a visit to his local church this Sunday in Glasgow the minister was telling the congregation the story of Noah and the ark and h...

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Funny story: Parents arrested at terminal for being frugal

Parents arrested at terminal for being frugal

City police were on hand when a flight arriving from Delaware, landed in Los Angeles Calif. They were alerted to an incident of a couple who tried to avoid the "high cost of flying" by putting their three children into a dog crate covered with a blan...

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Funny story: Corrupt child support official can't be bothered

Corrupt child support official can't be bothered

The head of Legal Enforcement for child support, Mr Banal Portaloo, has let slip that he has better things to do with his time than chase non-paying fathers. Mr Portaloo, who whilst a Detective for the Metropolitan Police was implicated in a major...

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Funny story: Modern Children Unable To Understand Nursery Rhymes

Modern Children Unable To Understand Nursery Rhymes

Everyone in the English speaking world is familiar with the concept of nursery rhymes. They are taught to small children as stories, in games, in songs, and as hand motions. Many have been made into small cartoons or even feature length movies. A...

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Funny story: Playground Death Ruled A Sui-Slide

Playground Death Ruled A Sui-Slide

According to his friends at the park, Jerry Monson was "a real swinger." The four year old was also often winner of king of the mountain games and, according to his friends, "made the best mud pies ever." Sadly, this playdate playmate was found dea...

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Funny story: Failed NBA Player Sues Baby Mamas for Child Support

Failed NBA Player Sues Baby Mamas for Child Support

Newark, New Jersey - Former New Jersey Nets recruit ReJean Barry Jackson filed lawsuit against the three mothers of his illegitimate children, seeking custody and child support. Rejean, a former college basketball player for the Kansas Jawhawks, said...

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Funny story: Michelle Duggars Gives Birth To Her 19th Child

Michelle Duggars Gives Birth To Her 19th Child

TONTITOWN, Arkansas - Michelle Duggars, of the TLC reality show, 18 Kids and Counting, has got to be one of the most breedingest women in the history of American childhood breeding. The mother of 18 kids, Michelle Duggars has just 'popped out' bab...

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Funny story: Meanderings From Billy Bob Thorton's Brother, Duncan Bob

Meanderings From Billy Bob Thorton's Brother, Duncan Bob

What's with all these people who want to give you a photograph of their kid, or their grand kid? Like they might mean something to me? I can understand my own close family, that is the nephews and the nieces but you go to one family function in 20 years and you come home with your pockets stuffed with photographs of kids and you haven't the slightest idea who they are. I put every one of the...

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Funny story: 'Hollowed-out toddlers used as drug mules' say London police

'Hollowed-out toddlers used as drug mules' say London police

New evidence suggests children as young as three are being hollowed out by pushers and turned into 'mules', transporting vast quantities of drugs across South London, say Met police. Evidence from drug busts and the testimonies of gang members sho...

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Funny story: Knife Wounds To Be Shown To Kiddies

Knife Wounds To Be Shown To Kiddies

The government have announced they are to show 'disturbing and graphic' photographs of knife wound victims to teenagers, in an attempt to stop them from carrying knives. Maria Prannet, Labour MP, says "if we scare the bejeezus out of the little sh...

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Funny story: Set fire to Wogan event for Children in Need

Set fire to Wogan event for Children in Need

The BBC's Children in Need Appeal hopes to raise millions of pounds today from donations towards the 'Burn the bloody Irishman' event to be held at midnight on Hampstead Heath, north London. Viewers and listeners are asked bid for the privilege of...

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Funny story: Children Will Take A-Levels

Children Will Take A-Levels

Children as young as eight will, from December, be granted the opportunity to take A-level examinations in their schools. All state-ran primaries will be required to offer the qualifications to their attendees on an opt-in basis, Education Secretary...

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