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Funny story: Final seating plan for Royal Wedding Reception announced

Final seating plan for Royal Wedding Reception announced

The seating arrangements for the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton have today been published on the website Willieleaks, bringing with it a host of surprises, together with some unexpected guests, also officially termed as surpr...

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Funny story: Untimely Air India Strike May Prevent Evacuation of Bored Indians After WillKat Royal Wedding

Untimely Air India Strike May Prevent Evacuation of Bored Indians After WillKat Royal Wedding

The Air India strike has irritated a lot of passengers this year and surprised many more. Most importantly, it's put India's national carrier on pause during what might be an hour of need. Air India did earn itself some good publicity during the evac...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

LONDON - Kate Middleton's two best features are her hair and her legs. Camilla Parker-Bowles suggested that for the Royal Wedding Kate wear the traditional tiara but Middleton is balking at that worn-out tradition (no pun intended). Mr. Prissy of...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Has Already Been Held 'Behind Closed Doors'

Royal Wedding Has Already Been Held 'Behind Closed Doors'

There were scenes of 'utmost discontent' in the area around Buckingham Palace this morning, when it was announced in a statement that the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his bride Kate Middleton had already taken place behind closed doors at a se...

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Funny story: On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...

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Funny story: Astrologer Says: "Kate Middleton Is A Typical, Bleeping C************

Astrologer Says: "Kate Middleton Is A Typical, Bleeping C************

London, England - Paisley Andrews, an astrologer with a royal cosmic gripe, says she's looked at Kate's chart and knows the truth. "She's a typical C-word….no, not THAT one… the other C-word: Capricorn. Actually, Capricorns are c**ts so the t...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding in Britain Leads to Royal Arsed Row in Colonies Over TV Rights!

Royal Wedding in Britain Leads to Royal Arsed Row in Colonies Over TV Rights!

Repercussions from the Royal Wedding continue to escalate in the Colonies causing additional family strife for local man Wally Wordsmithe as his Anglophile wife 'goes over the top' in abject adulation of the impending Mutant Monarchy Matrimon...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.

Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.

Miss Kate Middleton, to be metamorphosed into Princes Catherine in 48 hours, is taking legal action against two London tabloids - 'The Pun' and 'The Daily Wale'. In an exclusive interview with the hard-news daily 'The Whines' Miss Middleton explai...

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Funny story: Gossip who used to know Kate Middleton called "Royal Correspondent"

Gossip who used to know Kate Middleton called "Royal Correspondent"

LONDON, UK - Mary Younger, a part-time temp worker living in Manchester, is currently employed by the BBC as the station's so-called "Royal Correspondent" for the coverage of Friday's wedding between Middleton and the Prince of Wales. Younger's sole...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Reveals Details of Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress

Wikileaks Reveals Details of Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress

With only three days to go until the royal wedding, Wikileaks have released full details of Kate Middleton's dress. The dress was to be kept secret, but a naughty tailor at Buckingham Palace is said to have sold the design to internet whistle-blowers...

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Funny story: More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced

More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced

To celebrate the Royal Wedding of whatsisname to whodyamacallit at the church place in London, amongst many companies jumping on the bandwagon, er, producing fine items of memorabilia, the Pound-Doubler group of discount stores have announced a feast...

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Funny story: Kate's 'secret Pottermiss Hippo thong' at Wembley FA Cup presentation

Kate's 'secret Pottermiss Hippo thong' at Wembley FA Cup presentation

Wembley - Kate Middleton will wear the 'lucky knickers' at the FA Cup Final on 14 May, it has been revealed. A secret royal prenup clause sees the FA President's wife-to-be agreeing to present the trophy sporting the hidden Stoke City mascot. A...

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Funny story: Honeymooning royals to cruise in Prince Jefri's ocean-going yacht 'Tits'

Honeymooning royals to cruise in Prince Jefri's ocean-going yacht 'Tits'

London - Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer's wedding gift to Kate and William is a two week stretch aboard his ocean-going luxury yacht 'Tits'. The couple will honeymoon on the 500-ft stunna whose lifeboats are named Nipple 1 and Nipple 2. They will...

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Funny story: The Reasons Why The Wicked Witch of Wessex Verbally Attacked An Old Man in The Street

The Reasons Why The Wicked Witch of Wessex Verbally Attacked An Old Man in The Street

A member of the Royal family, known behind closed doors as the Wicked Witch of Wessex, has continued her cruel crusade by shouting at an old man in public. The old man was innocently standing outside a dress shop when she attacked him. He was sa...

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Funny story: Is the Royal Wedding on Friday a sham?

Is the Royal Wedding on Friday a sham?

It has come to light that the Royal Wedding on Friday is a sham, a hoax, a diversion. According to palace insiders William and Kate have already tied the knot in a small ceremony in Tahiti, and look-a-likes will replace Kate, William and the Archb...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding With Alternative Ending To Be Screened In Some Muslim Countries

Royal Wedding With Alternative Ending To Be Screened In Some Muslim Countries

As the event of the decade moved a day closer, it emerged last night that TV broadcast of the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his bride-to-be Kate Middleton, is to be screened in some Islamic countries with an alternative ending. William and K...

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Funny story: OMG! Kate's gone vegan!

OMG! Kate's gone vegan!

London - Her lettuce and spinach salad has to be humanely stunned first, of course, before the thinnest smear of dressing sees it fit for eating. And now that Kate Middleton's legendary diet secret is out the public is being asked: should someone...

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