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Funny story: Trump v. Biden Big Fight Preview

Trump v. Biden Big Fight Preview

As the Big Fight countdown counts down and the 'Scrap of the Old Guys' on 3 November gets ever nearer, a sober analysis of the two contenders shows that Democrat Joe Biden might be found wanting in his bid to gain the edge over President Trump in thi…

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Funny story: Intercept managers throw tantrum on Glenn Greenwald's report of Biden cluster-f*ck situation

Intercept managers throw tantrum on Glenn Greenwald's report of Biden cluster-f*ck situation

The Intercept has clarified its editorial policies, following Glenn Greenwald's sudden departure from that organization. In essence, Mr. Greenwald "used to be" top-notch, but has fallen to new lows of self-serving and otherwise scratching his ass.

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Funny story: Adam Schiff refuses wrestling match with Bobulinski in Madison Square Gardens

Adam Schiff refuses wrestling match with Bobulinski in Madison Square Gardens

Former business associate of Hunter Biden, Mr. Tony Bobulinski, yesterday invited Representative Schiff to a showdown and “manly resolution”. “In the old days, there was the duel,” Mr. Bobulinski (earlier an expert wrestler) said. “Today? Well, h…

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Implores Everyone to Please, Please Not Vote For That Super Messed Up Clown Kanye West The Pest

Jennifer Aniston Implores Everyone to Please, Please Not Vote For That Super Messed Up Clown Kanye West The Pest

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that one of the most respected actresses in Tinsel Town is asking that no one vote for Kanye West. Jennifer Aniston said that she really and truly hopes that no one out there is dumb eno…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Be Defeated By ‘Sleepy Joe’

Donald Trump To Be Defeated By ‘Sleepy Joe’

Donald Trump likes to give his opponents silly names, thinking it will make him appear superior. Immature? Yes, but that’s where he remains, and now it’s to be expected from The Bump. Feeling superior to Joe Biden, allegedly because he inherited 4…

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Funny story: Biden administration forecasts long dark winter “everything in sight locked down”

Biden administration forecasts long dark winter “everything in sight locked down”

It is no secret that with millions of ballots already cast, Mr. Biden is ahead in the upcoming November 3 presidential election. Accordingly, he has offered a far-ranging look into coming days with himself at the helm of the United States. Tra…

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3

Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3

It is no rumor that Ms. Clinton has stated (smiling) she is looking forward to a cabinet position in Joe Biden's presidency. Moreover, Mr. Biden's rallies have left a somewhat pallid impression as having relatively few supporters and a certain dra…

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Funny story: Biden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote

Biden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pollsters who predicted Sleepy Joe Biden would get the suburban mummy vote were vindicated by reports that heavily-bandaged mummies were seen standing in line to cast their vote for the man who looks like he has spent the past 3,00…

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Funny story: Man Afraid That A Joe Biden Victory Will Lead To Him Having To Clean Up His Yard

Man Afraid That A Joe Biden Victory Will Lead To Him Having To Clean Up His Yard

A grumpy Minnesota man is concerned that a November 3 Joe Biden election victory will lead him to having to clean up his immensely cluttered lawn. Donald Crabby has been dumping his household trash all over his yard ever since Donald Trump won t…

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Funny story: Americans relieved as Trump, Biden tactfully debate who saw babe first

Americans relieved as Trump, Biden tactfully debate who saw babe first

While mudslinging spoiled the first debate and scheduling issues curtailed the second, voters appeared comforted when Republican President Donald Trump and Democratic hopeful Joe Biden engaged in a respectful deliberation about who would invite the c…

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Funny story: Biden starts debate without teeth, hopes they still on bedside table

Biden starts debate without teeth, hopes they still on bedside table

Moments into Thursday's final US Presidential Debate, Democratic challenger Joe Biden realized he'd left his dentures on his hotel room bedside table. The former Vice President could be seen running his tongue along his gums and then mumbling: "B…

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Funny story: Twitter and other corporations to monitor second debate with FOX News interpreters standing by

Twitter and other corporations to monitor second debate with FOX News interpreters standing by

The second and final debate between President Trump and contender Joe Biden will take place tonight at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. Topics include Covid-19, climate change, national security, and leadership, with moderator Kristen W…

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Funny story: Biden Receiving Juvenile Chimpanzee Blood Plasma Before Debate

Biden Receiving Juvenile Chimpanzee Blood Plasma Before Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST: If Sleepy Joe comes out swinging from a vine before the debate tomorrow night, don’t be surprised. The secret is out. He is receiving chimpanzee blood plasma transfusions this week to rejuvenate himself. Crack investigative r…

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Funny story: Biden pardons son in advance of winning the presidency

Biden pardons son in advance of winning the presidency

CBS News has just released intimate details of a new plan by Mr. Biden, who is running for the office of President of the United States. “It is very clear I am going to win,” Mr. Biden has said, from behind a double-masked lower face. Wearing t…

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Funny story: Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On.

Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On.

Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On. 1) Eating a Filet Mignon prepared by Ina Garten, or eating bodega Spam that expired in 1997. 2) Getting passed a basketball in a game of hot potato, or getting passed an MK3 grenade. 3) Whe…

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Funny story: Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

A leaked Democratic Party memo from Washington has revealed that, after he has been ousted from the White House as a result of the November 3 presidential election, Donald Trump is to be used as a trampoline in the celebrations that will follow. A…

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Funny story: Biden Cites Sgt. Bilko And Blessings For Wampum Program As Inspiration

Biden Cites Sgt. Bilko And Blessings For Wampum Program As Inspiration

BILLINGSGATE POST: Among the most cherished political scam programs ever devised to line the pockets of family members of high ranking government officials is the “Blessings For Wampum Program.” This program, along with the pithy scams devised by th…

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