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Funny story: Palin Leaves McCain Campaign Due to His Past Association with Murderous Communists

Palin Leaves McCain Campaign Due to His Past Association with Murderous Communists

Anchorage - In a shocking development, Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced she was leaving the McCain presidential ticket because she had just read in a newspaper that John McCain had spent over five years as the guest of a group of com...

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Funny story: McCain Wears Garter Belt During Debate

McCain Wears Garter Belt During Debate

Nashville. During the TV-debat McCain wore under his suit red lingerie and a red garter belt with black nylons belonging to Sarah Palin. After the TV-debat, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, chief McCain psychiatric advisor, admitted that the strange way of w...

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Funny story: The McCain-Obama Today Show Fireworks

The McCain-Obama Today Show Fireworks

Senator's John McCain and Barack Obama appeared on The Today Show the day after their Oct. 7 debate. Here is a transcript of the interview that Matt Lauer conducted: ML: Gentleman, welcome to The Today Show. BO: Thank you Matt. JM: Thank you my friend. And Matt before we go on let me just say two things; first of all, I want all your viewers to know that I was just kidding about that over...

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Funny story: John McCain not Manchurian Candidate

John McCain not Manchurian Candidate

In an attempt to dispel persistent rumors, an anonymous source within the McCain campaign today released a statement denying the belief-- long held in many quarters-- that Vietnamese POW camps were used extensively for joint Soviet/Chinese experiment...

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Funny story: McCain Forgets Piles Pillow at Debate # 2; Spends Contest Doing the Tennessee Waltz!

McCain Forgets Piles Pillow at Debate # 2; Spends Contest Doing the Tennessee Waltz!

Repub Candie John McCain spent much of his second debate with Barack Obama nervously pacing across the stage at Belmont College in Nashville, Tennessee. While McCain delivered his responses to the town hall audience that looked more like zombies...

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Funny story: McCain 's Bladder Bursts After 90 Minute Presidential Debate!

McCain 's Bladder Bursts After 90 Minute Presidential Debate!

In a scientific study of seventy year old males and urine retention, brave John McCain agreed to see what would happen if he refused a potty break during the second 90 minute Presidential debate. While forty something Barry O strutted his stuff w...

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Funny story: Watchman McCain Tells Nation:' The New President is a Th...Th...That One!

Watchman McCain Tells Nation:' The New President is a Th...Th...That One!

Like the old, stuttering lookout in Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles, John McCain warned America that the possible new president is "a ...ni...ni... THAT ONE!!!" In the most impersonal and de- NIG- rating, should we say lynching of an opponent in a Pre...

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Funny story: How John Saved Wall Street

How John Saved Wall Street

John McCain was the reason Wall Street roared back. During the plunge earlier this week, panic did set in but then the oldsters of Wall Street turned in desperation to the inspiring forecast of McCain who turns out to be older than money itself - older even than credit. "Yes," humbly confided McCain, "I was around back when 'Wall Street' was just 'Wampum Path' used by them Manhattan Indians for...

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Funny story: Sara Palin 'stimulated' by Barack Obama

Sara Palin 'stimulated' by Barack Obama

Aspiring Republican Vice-Presidential hopeful Alaska governor Sarah Palin allegedly became sexually aroused during the debate between Arizona senator John McCain and Illinois senator Barack last night, according to several sources at the scene. "S...

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Funny story: Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report - The hot item today is a bombshell of off-campaign remarks made by Michelle Obama. Appearing on the Spokane, Washington radio talk show show, 'Top U.S. Hos Talk About Their Studs,' the obviously-inebriated Ms. Obama...

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Funny story: McCain claims he "assed" Britney Spears

McCain claims he "assed" Britney Spears

John McCain, the Presidential candidate, has claimed to have "assed" Britney Spears. It seems by McCain to be an attempt to seem "less old" and less "abnormal" The revelation comes in the same week Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez also claimed to "ass...

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Funny story: Dirty, sexy stiletto politics

Dirty, sexy stiletto politics

"Obama has been palling around with terrorists who would target their own country," Sarah Palin has been repeating into the microphone for a few days now, strutting around in her black stiletto boots. What can Obama do? He can't ignore the atta...

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Funny story: 60's Terrorist Weatherman Ayers Endorses McCain-Palin!

60's Terrorist Weatherman Ayers Endorses McCain-Palin!

Pit Bull Palin attacked Obama for his association with 60's radical Weatherman Bill Ayers despite the fact that Obama was an 8 year old living in another country during the revolutionary acts of the leftist cell. But the even bigger surprise came...

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Funny story: Palin Invites McCain to Her Bed...Tanning, that is!

Palin Invites McCain to Her Bed...Tanning, that is!

Ambitious Alaskan Bronze Beauty runner up Sarah Palin had a used tanning bed installed in the Alaskan Governor's trailer just days after the inauguration. A variety of rationales were provided at the time, like "Alaska is friggin' frigid" to my Hotti...

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Funny story: Ocain and McBama Show off their Planes!

Ocain and McBama Show off their Planes!

Senator Obama has been showing off his new campaign plane "Air Change One" to all his friends. The state-of-the-art jet airliner has the latest in telepathy navigation: Senator Obama wears a special Blue Tooth, and at a moment's notice, as the whim...

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Funny story: Ticked Off McCain Dumps Palin As Running Mate

Ticked Off McCain Dumps Palin As Running Mate

Hot on the heels of the Vice-Presidential debate, Republican presidential nominee John McCain (the really old-looking one), has dumped his Vice-Presidential running mate, Alaskan governor Sarah Palin. "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About

Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About

DISCLAIMER: The following contains a frank discussion of sex and politics. Those who prefer them in separate doses please read no further. (New York-NY) To those of you expecting the usual news parody, sorry. After watching the Vice Presidential debate between Senator Joe "Smooth Fella" Biden and Sarah "Cha-Cha" Palin, I feel compelled to just state my view, no parody intended. Why? I am convin...

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