Elton John has made the sensational claim that Jesus was gay in a controversial interview for a magazine in the USA. Elton said "I think Jesus was a super compassionate,super intelligent gay man who understood human problems" The Bible Bashers...
After Elton John claimed that Jesus was a gay man in an interview he did for some magazine called Parade - not the British wank mag from the nineties but an American Sunday newspaper magazine apparently - Jesus has hit back in some quotations...
Paco Monterosso who lives in the small village of Aldeaperromierda in southern Spain was amazed last week when he saw the face of Jesus smiling up at him from a dog turd lying in the street. "It was a seriously spiritual moment," said Paco. "I've see...
Inspired by an article here about commemorative plates autographed by rock star Jesus Christ (real name Joshua Tarantino), we tracked down the reclusive singer to his home in East Jerusalem. At first he refused to do an interview but changed his mind when we offered him thirty pieces of silver, as 'that was how much Judas Iscariot made out of the Romans for trying to frame me as some sort of fr...
When John Lennon claimed that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, everyone laughed. But it has now been confirmed that the stupid scouse twat was telling the truth: the Beatles were actually bigger than Christianity's favourite bearded son. Usi...
Bob Cross an art expert and historian from London has caused major controversy by claiming that paintings of Jesus with a lamb are nothing to do with this nonsense the lamb of God, it's to do with the fact that Jesus liked Lamb Chops. Christians...
Thousands of worshippers in Italy have gathered to see the latest astonishing image of Jesus which has appeared at a church in Rome. The image is clearly that of the Son of God, and was found on Friday on a statue of Christ. One man who witness...
There are approximately 38,000 denominations of Christianity in existence today, making it the most widely practiced religion in the world with over 2.1 billion adherents. And although each sect agrees on the fundamental assumption that Jesus Christ...
Over the past twelve months there has been an inordinate number of sightings of images of the saviour, Jesus Christ, in ordinary items, such as a door in a DIY store, a naan bread, a can of mushroom soup and a Wotsit, a maize snack. Vatican inside...
Jesus Christ's autobiography has leapt straight to the top of the charts after a whirlwind publicity tour that involved random appearances of his face on slices of toast and shit stains on toilet cubicle doors. 'Jesus: My Shit Life So Far' has bro...
It has been reported that the lord, Jesus Christ, has come back to life once again, to watch the Fifa World Cup. It was always known that Jesus was a fan of football and it was even once reported that he had taugh Ronaldinho how to do a kick-up, but...
When David Beckham stripped off for a kit change during AC Milan's 3-0 win over Juventus, eagle-eyed Milan fan Carlo Cosa-Nostra almost choked on his cappucino. For right there, just above the former Manchester United, Real Madrid and England midf...
Not content with appearing in tea leaves, blueberry muffins and even naan breads, Jesus Christ has found another way of getting his mugshot on telly. The Christian mogul has now decided to appear on David Beckham's torso. The image was revealed...
The Benjamin Mint, famous for their commemorative plates of motor racing drivers, western movie stars, and WWII fighter planes, will move to religious plates for Easter. In a recent announcement, the company said that they will begin selling authent...
As Christmas approaches, and Christians on every continent on the planet prepare to celebrate the birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, even as others plot subterfuge, and try to blow us all up, one man was baffled. Shami Leather, a Palestinian shepher...
President Barack Obama, master of the universe and second coming of Christ today changed the world forever at the Copenahgen Climate Change Summit. The 'Modern Day Jesus' told the world that "meaningful and unprecedented" breakthroughs had been ma...
JUPITER, FL- Jesus Christ was reported tipping 20 percent or more on a recent visit to a local neighborhood restaurant. Jesus was seen dining at Le Metro Neighborhood Bistro in Jupiter, Florida, Friday evening, at around eight o'clock. "This is su...
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