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Funny story: Jesus's Face Found On Dog Turd

Jesus's Face Found On Dog Turd

Paco Monterosso who lives in the small village of Aldeaperromierda in southern Spain was amazed last week when he saw the face of Jesus smiling up at him from a dog turd lying in the street. "It was a seriously spiritual moment," said Paco. "I've see...

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Funny story: Joshua Tarantino, Superstar

Joshua Tarantino, Superstar

Inspired by an article here about commemorative plates autographed by rock star Jesus Christ (real name Joshua Tarantino), we tracked down the reclusive singer to his home in East Jerusalem. At first he refused to do an interview but changed his mind when we offered him thirty pieces of silver, as 'that was how much Judas Iscariot made out of the Romans for trying to frame me as some sort of fr...

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Funny story: The Beatles Actually Were Bigger Than Jesus

The Beatles Actually Were Bigger Than Jesus

When John Lennon claimed that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, everyone laughed. But it has now been confirmed that the stupid scouse twat was telling the truth: the Beatles were actually bigger than Christianity's favourite bearded son. Usi...

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Funny story: Jesus liked Lamb Chops controversy

Jesus liked Lamb Chops controversy

Bob Cross an art expert and historian from London has caused major controversy by claiming that paintings of Jesus with a lamb are nothing to do with this nonsense the lamb of God, it's to do with the fact that Jesus liked Lamb Chops. Christians...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ Image Appears On Statue Of Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ Image Appears On Statue Of Jesus Christ

Thousands of worshippers in Italy have gathered to see the latest astonishing image of Jesus which has appeared at a church in Rome. The image is clearly that of the Son of God, and was found on Friday on a statue of Christ. One man who witness...

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Funny story: Controversial Study Finds Jews Did Not Kill Jesus, Crucifixion Did

Controversial Study Finds Jews Did Not Kill Jesus, Crucifixion Did

There are approximately 38,000 denominations of Christianity in existence today, making it the most widely practiced religion in the world with over 2.1 billion adherents. And although each sect agrees on the fundamental assumption that Jesus Christ...

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Funny story: Source of Jesus Images located

Source of Jesus Images located

Over the past twelve months there has been an inordinate number of sightings of images of the saviour, Jesus Christ, in ordinary items, such as a door in a DIY store, a naan bread, a can of mushroom soup and a Wotsit, a maize snack. Vatican inside...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ's Autobiography a Best Seller

Jesus Christ's Autobiography a Best Seller

Jesus Christ's autobiography has leapt straight to the top of the charts after a whirlwind publicity tour that involved random appearances of his face on slices of toast and shit stains on toilet cubicle doors. 'Jesus: My Shit Life So Far' has bro...

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Funny story: Jesus Returns!

Jesus Returns!

It has been reported that the lord, Jesus Christ, has come back to life once again, to watch the Fifa World Cup. It was always known that Jesus was a fan of football and it was even once reported that he had taugh Ronaldinho how to do a kick-up, but...

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Funny story: Image Of Jesus Found On David Beckham

Image Of Jesus Found On David Beckham

When David Beckham stripped off for a kit change during AC Milan's 3-0 win over Juventus, eagle-eyed Milan fan Carlo Cosa-Nostra almost choked on his cappucino. For right there, just above the former Manchester United, Real Madrid and England midf...

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Funny story: Jesus' Image Appears On Beckham

Jesus' Image Appears On Beckham

Not content with appearing in tea leaves, blueberry muffins and even naan breads, Jesus Christ has found another way of getting his mugshot on telly. The Christian mogul has now decided to appear on David Beckham's torso. The image was revealed...

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Funny story: Autographed Commemorative Jesus Plates on sale for Easter

Autographed Commemorative Jesus Plates on sale for Easter

The Benjamin Mint, famous for their commemorative plates of motor racing drivers, western movie stars, and WWII fighter planes, will move to religious plates for Easter. In a recent announcement, the company said that they will begin selling authent...

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Funny story: Palestinian Shepherd Says 'Flock 'Em!'

Palestinian Shepherd Says 'Flock 'Em!'

As Christmas approaches, and Christians on every continent on the planet prepare to celebrate the birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, even as others plot subterfuge, and try to blow us all up, one man was baffled. Shami Leather, a Palestinian shepher...

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Funny story: Obama Saves The Planet & The Universe

Obama Saves The Planet & The Universe

President Barack Obama, master of the universe and second coming of Christ today changed the world forever at the Copenahgen Climate Change Summit. The 'Modern Day Jesus' told the world that "meaningful and unprecedented" breakthroughs had been ma...

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Funny story: Jesus Tips Twenty Percent Plus

Jesus Tips Twenty Percent Plus

JUPITER, FL- Jesus Christ was reported tipping 20 percent or more on a recent visit to a local neighborhood restaurant. Jesus was seen dining at Le Metro Neighborhood Bistro in Jupiter, Florida, Friday evening, at around eight o'clock. "This is su...

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Funny story: Church declared Jesus as missing person

Church declared Jesus as missing person

The Church of England has announced that, according to a latest research, an average person in the UK doesn't know much about the adult life of Jesus. Michael Robson, 29 a milkman from Bognor Regis admitted that he has no idea what Jesus has done or...

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Funny story: The Beatles' 'Birthday' by Jesus Christ brought out for Christmas Day

The Beatles' 'Birthday' by Jesus Christ brought out for Christmas Day

'They say it's my birthday It isn't my birthday They say it's my birthday They're gonna make much money If it was my birthday Be happy birthday to me (Yeah!) Yes it is a Saturnalia party Yes it is a Saturnalia party Yes it is a Saturnalia party The Pope would like you to dance (Birthday) He takes a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday) That you don't live in France (Birthday) Where they...

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