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Funny story: Hollywood Announces: "No More Shite Films!"

Hollywood Announces: "No More Shite Films!"

Hollywood big-wigs have today announced they will stop making pointless films and concentrate more on movies with a real moral message. Speaking at a press conference in Scronge, movie boss Arthur Mullard said "It's time to stop financing crap an...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle 'Sex Contract' Hollywood A-Lister Named And Shamed - Exclusive!

Susan Boyle 'Sex Contract' Hollywood A-Lister Named And Shamed - Exclusive!

Following recent revelations that Myleene Klass was offered a legally binding 'sex-contract' by an unnamed Hollywood A-Lister, Skoob Entertainment News can go one better than that. We can exclusively reveal that Scottish songbird Susan Boyle, who...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Furious At Husband Ashton Kutcher's Womanizing - She Says She Wants To Date Justin Bieber

Demi Moore Furious At Husband Ashton Kutcher's Womanizing - She Says She Wants To Date Justin Bieber

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore's hair stylist, Slicky Pomade of Pomona, has revealed that his long time client Ms. Moore aka Mrs. Ashton Kutcher is extremely furious over the infidelity allegations regarding her boy toy husband of five years. Moore...

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Funny story: Hollywood Vaporized

Hollywood Vaporized

Reports just in suggest that Hollywood has been vaporized. It is no more. SEN's US correspondent, Lindsay Liplicker called in today to confirm that she drove up from downtown LA, only to find Hollywood gone. All of it. Sunset Strip, Hollyw...

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Funny story: The First New Idea In Hollywood In 20 Years - Some Truly Horrific Ideas For Movies

The First New Idea In Hollywood In 20 Years - Some Truly Horrific Ideas For Movies

I foresee the day when Hollywood, which currently has nothing to offer except warmed over repition, will have to change. Otherwise, moviegoers will wake up and grow weary of the lack of ingenuity and this onslaught of formulaic filmmaking. But I think I may have come up with the greatest, and at the same time the worst, idea that will save the industry. It's quite simple, really. Instead of...

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Funny story: The Movie "The Vampires Suck" Brings Back The Long Lost Art of "Sucking"

The Movie "The Vampires Suck" Brings Back The Long Lost Art of "Sucking"

HOLLYWOOD - The vampire movie parody, The Vampires Suck has just opened and already it has jumped all the way up to #29 on the movie charts. It has surpassed the movie based on Paris Hilton's self written autobiography, Look At My Ass - It's Hot,...

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Funny story: Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough took is gorgeously sexy English girlfriend singer, Cheryl Cole up to the Hollywood Hills where he photographed her as she sat on top of the Hollywood sign's letter D for Derek. And then Derek got on top of the H and Cheryl...

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Funny story: New reality show this Fall - "Hollywood celebrities sexiest nannies"

New reality show this Fall - "Hollywood celebrities sexiest nannies"

It is said that "Behind every successful man stands a very smart woman." A similar adage would read: "Behind every slimmed down narcissistic just-had-a-baby-and-abdominal-fat removed Hollywood celebrity mom stands a hard-working, underpaid, unappre...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...

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Funny story: British Film Industry In Crisis - Hollywood Moguls Put The Boot In

British Film Industry In Crisis - Hollywood Moguls Put The Boot In

As the British Film Industry reels under austerity measures introduced by the Con-Dem coalition government, including the scrapping of the UK Film Council - which has funded countless film projects (at least half a dozen, and counting...) - industry...

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Funny story: Hollywood Pool Boy Writes Tell-All Book

Hollywood Pool Boy Writes Tell-All Book

Hollywood stories from personal service staff always being more interesting than those fabricated by publicists, Morrie Wenkler, personal pool maintenance boy to the stars has compiled a blockbuster series of stories from his exclusive customer list.

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Funny story: John Travolta And Olivia Newton John To Star In 'Grease'

John Travolta And Olivia Newton John To Star In 'Grease'

Our resident crackhead reporter in Hollywood, Paul Gollum, reports that plans are afoot for production of what will probably be the greatest musical movie ever made. For ten- year olds. Grease. It would appear that John Travolta and Olivia Newt...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has told his downstairs maid, Markayla Madison, 32½, that he has broken up with electro pop diva - actress girlfriend Leighton Meester. Markayla who has been Hough's maid at his Hollywood...

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Funny story: Kristin Stewart wants Robert Pattinson to move in before Gordon Brown moves out

Kristin Stewart wants Robert Pattinson to move in before Gordon Brown moves out

Kristin Stewart wants boyfriend Robert Pattinson, her co-star in the Twilight Movies, to move in with her in her home in Los Angeles, before Gordon Brown moves out permanently from his residence in Downing Street. Reports coming from Los Angeles,...

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Funny story: The Famous Hollywood Sign Will Be Demolished To Make Room For a Mickey D's

The Famous Hollywood Sign Will Be Demolished To Make Room For a Mickey D's

HOLLYWOOD - The world famous Hollywood sign which was built in 1923, is scheduled to be demolished in order to make room for a brand new Mickey D's Restaurant. Pablo Chimichanga, co-owner of The Chimichanga Cousins Demolition Company based in La B...

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Funny story: Hollywood urgently needs writers

Hollywood urgently needs writers

Hollywood urgently needs writers as all we seem to be getting is remakes of Movies, Alice In Wonderland, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Planet of The Apes, The War of The Worlds, Clash of The Titans etc etc. Of all remakes there has never been a s...

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Funny story: Movie News: "Tea Party - Rise of a Million Hitlers"

Movie News: "Tea Party - Rise of a Million Hitlers"

HOLLYWOOD - Sources indicate an October movie release for a documentary on the "amazing, irrefutable, and shocking" similarities between Hitler and the Tea Party protestors. The tag line with the highest focus group rating has been "If a million Hitl...

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