Shrinking violet Jordan, or Katie Price when she wants to be taken seriously, has just announced she is well on the way to becoming a Hollywood actress. Speaking from the opening of an envelope in Covent Garden Katie said, 'I've been sent hun...
Exclusive Film News in today from Hollywood where Stephen Spielberg has finally agreed to make 'Where's Wally?' Based on the popular puzzle idea where people spend ages wasting their time trying to find a bespectacled loser, then pointing and shou...
A new shopping complex has opened up in Hollywood's Bel Air. But it is no ordinary shopping mall. It is run entirely by nurses and trained professionals in psychology and psychotherapy. It covers ten acres, is four stories high and houses many shops,...
HOLLYWOOD - The national news program Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that unnamed reliable inside sources saw Zac Efron and Scarlett Johansson involved in what can best be described as an erotic passion clutch. The couple was spotted in a 2009...
HOLLYWOOD - In what appears to be an altogether typical career move, two time Academy Award-winning actor-like legend Robert De Niro formally announced today his desire to participate in any way, shape, or form in the upcoming, new and improved, big screen edition of the legendary 1980's TV cop drama, "Hill Street Blues." According to inside sources (either affiliated with the not yet up and ru...
Archeologists doing research for the History Channel's newest reality show, "Sex After Death', were shocked to find the Pajama Wrapped remains of Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner still kicking around the Hollywood Mansion and preparing for his latest weddin...
HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat bold attempt to break from what has become something of an all too typical would-be-not-so-critical, traditional end of the year, grab bag-like, catch basin affair of sorts, L.A. based journalist, Patterson Dorsey, has apparently seen fit to carry out the rather misguided chore of offering up a sort of wag of the dog (gently) salute to those would-be treasured cinematic g...
The traditional view of theater is that three walls surround the actors (or "players" as they are sometimes called) while an invisible "fourth wall" separates the characters from the audience. There is also the notion of a "fifth wall" that repres...
Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's most confused former teen idol, was said to have gone on a rampage whilst still undergoing rehab in one of Beverly Hill's most exclusive get aways for wayward souls. According to an inside source, the clinic, said to be...
Dina Lohan, the controlling behind the scenes Mother from Hell, said she was furious after learning that daughter Lindsay had refused to sign the contract for the lead in the remake of "Splendor in the Grass" that had helped Natalie Wood shoot to sta...
Neighbors of an irregular TheSpoof.com contributor abruptly saw their world of peace and quiet come to an end this morning with staccato shouting: "What the feck? Shirley Temple as Wee Willie Winkie? And it takes place in Colonial India? You ha...
Burnley in Lancashire, England, is the unlikely setting for a new film about the 9/11 terrorist attack on the twin towers. "We were looking for a desolate deprived location," said the film's location manager, Harry "Mac" Nostril. "Burnley is perfe...
Dr. Lloyd Wayne Smith, the so-called marriage counselor to the stars and who recently retired, admitted he got his diploma from a paper mill. "But it was a high-quality paper mill", he stated today on NBC. "I did my best for all those couples I li...
A group of concerned Hollywood citizens are getting together and having meetings in regards to changing the city name from Hollywood to Hollyweird. The reason for the requested change stemmes from the regulars that hang on Hollywood Blvd. For exa...
LOS ANGELES & LONDON - New protests in the media capitals of the world crying for new celebrities have risen. Crowds amassed in Hollywood and London TV/Film studios, demanding new celebrities to build-up and break down. The public, who have...
According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills. Hosted by Twilight triumvira...
Faux-hardnut and ponce, Danny Dyer, is to star in a movie about wizards and mystical, magical happenings. The screenplay, a direct cash-in on the whole Harry Potter theme, was written by a team of bored writers in Hollywood looking to make a quick...
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