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Funny story: Hillary and Bill Clinton have a heart-to-heart talk over vino fino and java

Hillary and Bill Clinton have a heart-to-heart talk over vino fino and java

"Oh waiter, waiter, get me another glass of wine." Hillary Clinton smiled at the handsome young waiter, who was also the bartender at Taste of France in a suburb of Flint, Mich., and then scowled at her significant other. Bill Clinton was slumped...

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Funny story: Clinton Supporters Don't Trust Her With Their Email Addresses

Clinton Supporters Don't Trust Her With Their Email Addresses

While Clinton supporters say they would trust her with the nations nuclear codes, most of her campaign contributors do not trust her with their email addresses. A source in the Clinton machine tells us the campaign has a fraction of the email addr...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Caught Plagiarizing Melania Trump's Speech

Michelle Obama Caught Plagiarizing Melania Trump's Speech

Donald Trump notified the media today that he intends to demand that Hillary Clinton withdraw from the Presidential campaign for her role in the "totally bad thing" that Barack and Michelle Obama did in 2008 when they shamelessly plagiarized Melania'...

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Funny story: ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

BILLINGSGATE POST: Virtually guaranteeing Donald Trump the presidency, Bill Clinton accused his wife of being, "crooked as a dog's hind leg," after she caught him "a hosing and a blowsing as moma come a nosing" with his standby honey, the infamous "...

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Funny story: Bo Jo chickens out on his past buffoonery!

Bo Jo chickens out on his past buffoonery!

New UK Foreign Secretary, still-buffoon, ex mayor of London, and general circus clown, Bo Jo, has made his first appearance alongside US Secretary of State, John Kerry, ex-actor in the Addams Family, and now bearing a grey haired wig over his neck bo...

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Funny story: Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Washington, DC: Sources inside the Clinton campaign have disclosed that Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, is voting for Hillary Clinton in the presidential general election. Ms. Trump is close personal friends with Hillary Clinton's daughter,...

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Funny story: The Berneesta merging with Hillary Rodham Clinton leads to gag order at the Democratic National Convention

The Berneesta merging with Hillary Rodham Clinton leads to gag order at the Democratic National Convention

Yesterday, Mr. Sanders announced his endorsement of Ms. Clinton while she stood to one side clapping her hands and nodding, as one observer put it, "ad nauseum." Directly following, officials for the upcoming Democratic National Convention in Phi...

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Funny story: Crooked Hill? Questionable Contributions to Clinton Foundation from Foreign Governments - and Bernie Sanders!

Crooked Hill? Questionable Contributions to Clinton Foundation from Foreign Governments - and Bernie Sanders!

The Clinton Foundation, which, during Hillary Rodham Clinton's tenure as secretary of state, accepted millions of dollars from such conflict-ridden, human-rights-challenged foreign governments as Kuwait, Qatar, and Algeria, has reportedly received an...

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Funny story: After Surviving FBI Investigation, Hillary Struggles to Find Next Scandal

After Surviving FBI Investigation, Hillary Struggles to Find Next Scandal

Hillary Clinton had to temper her excitement after somehow overcoming yet another scandal that looked like it was straight out of House of Cards. At a press conference she exclaimed, "I knew that I would be fine. It'll take more then mountains of irr...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and I really went on a booze bender for a couple of days!

Hillary Clinton and I really went on a booze bender for a couple of days!

I was driving down Route 94 through Detroit a couple days ago and something that looked like a witch flew out of the shadows and attached itself to my car. "What in the mudder-fried hell?!!!" screamed and thundered through my head. I was scared s...

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Funny story: Hillary Talks To Dr. Billingsgate: Sex, Lies And More Lies

Hillary Talks To Dr. Billingsgate: Sex, Lies And More Lies

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rejecting pleas from the Washington Post and New York Times for a sit-down interview, Hillary Clinton agreed to an in-depth interview with Dr. Billingsgate with no ground rules except that Dr. Billingsgate wear a pant suit that do...

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Funny story: Hillary's Pants on Fire

Hillary's Pants on Fire

Hillary Clinton's day of campaigning came to an abrupt end when her pants suddenly and inexplicably caught fire. "Why does this keep happening?" screamed the presidential candidate as her aids applied the contents of a fire extinguisher upon her tro...

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Funny story: Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

In breaking news yesterday, FBI Director James Comey has cleared Ms. Clinton of nothing more than "extreme carelessness" in compromising national security with her private email server. That she also misled investigators and the country in denying...

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Funny story: F8I (F..king 8 Idiots) Decide Hillary Not Guilty: The Fix Is In

F8I (F..king 8 Idiots) Decide Hillary Not Guilty: The Fix Is In

BILLINGSGATE POST: Laurel and Hardy? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? W.C. Fields? Count em. Add them up. You get the F8I (F..cking 8 Idiots). Individually and collectively, they still weren't as inexplicably stupid as FBI Director Jam...

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Funny story: Hilarious Hillary - FBI Interview

Hilarious Hillary - FBI Interview

Last week's 3-1/2 hour FBI interview re Hillary Clinton's handling of State Department emails drew front page headlines nationwide. However, what if the FBI and Hillary already know that no crime was committed because she never disseminated any e...

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Funny story: After Brexit, Texas mulls "Texit"

After Brexit, Texas mulls "Texit"

DALLAS - Emboldened by Great Britain's decision to exit the European Union, the Texas legislature is gearing up to consider a bill that would allow the Lone Star State to exit the United States. Texas State Sen. Adam Philbin said the bill, calling...

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Funny story: Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Indianapolis, IN - Doctors here at the Indianapolis State Medical Center have diagnosed the first man with a mental disorder they are calling: "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensiti...

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