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Funny story: Top Telly Chefs Gordon Ramsay And Marco Pierre White Admit There's Not Much They Can Do With Frog Spawn

Top Telly Chefs Gordon Ramsay And Marco Pierre White Admit There's Not Much They Can Do With Frog Spawn

Shares in satellite TV channel, Mug TV, hit an all time high yesterday as executive producer, Eli Milkshake unveiled what is likely to be the channel's all time biggest hit, a celebrity chef challenge show called 'You Can't Cook This!' In the show...

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Funny story: An Embarrassing Lunch

An Embarrassing Lunch

"Mom, can you pack me lunch today? And pleaseā€¦don't make it embarrassing." Anna-11 As parents, there are many ways we can ruin our children's lives. The possibilities are endless. An embarrassing lunch, however, seems to have been overlooked and hasn't been given enough attention. A poorly packed lunch can destroy a child's life and ruin their reputation. Brown bag or lunch box? Water bottle...

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Funny story: Latest Superfood Available From Local Man

Latest Superfood Available From Local Man

A new superfood to rival blueberries, apples and broccoli is set to hit the shelves. Fans of sea buckthorne say it contains vitamins A, B1, B2, E and up to ten times the vitamin C found in oranges. They also claim that it boosts brain function...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp In The Hunt For Scott Parker And Jack Rodwell

Harry Redknapp In The Hunt For Scott Parker And Jack Rodwell

It seems that Scott Parker - West Ham's player of the season - is determined to hold out for a move to join Harry Redknapp's free spending moneybags, Tottenham Hotspur. Redknapp is also in the hunt for Everton's Jack Rodwell, although he faces tou...

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Funny story: A Grisly Gastronomical Guide To Ghastly American Food

A Grisly Gastronomical Guide To Ghastly American Food

There are many who come to our American shores think they are arriving at a Shangri-La where everyone dines off a silver spoon and delicious, filling, nutritious meals are only a refrigerator away from their satin bedecked table. Many possessing these TV Land illusions come from places where food is still picked directly from trees or fields and are surprised to find that here it comes in colo...

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Funny story: Passenger Finds Hair In His Dinner, But Doesn't Know Whether It Came From A Penis, Vagina Or, Of Course, A Beard!

Passenger Finds Hair In His Dinner, But Doesn't Know Whether It Came From A Penis, Vagina Or, Of Course, A Beard!

A passenger on a flight from Dubai to Birmingham has told how he found a hair in his dinner, but didn't know whether its origin was a penis, a vagina or, more likely, a beard. Moys Kenwood, who has an inherent fear of beards, especially those on t...

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Funny story: Fears Grow For Masterchef's Gregg Wallace And John Torode

Fears Grow For Masterchef's Gregg Wallace And John Torode

There's a double-whammy of shock news today as it's being reported on the Internet and news agencies everywhere, that co-hosts of popular BBC cookery show Masterchef, John Torode and Greg Wallace, have finally disappeared up their own arses. The n...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Finally Able to Achieve Dream of Opening Worldwide Food Chain

Al-Qaeda Finally Able to Achieve Dream of Opening Worldwide Food Chain

KABUL, AFG. - After the death of their leader, Osama Bin-Laden, a few weeks ago, the terrorist organisation has finally been able to carry out its true dream. "We decided before [Bin-Laden joined] that we'd open up some food stores. You know, a ba...

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Funny story: F.D.A. Declares Kool-Aid A Fruit In School Lunch Program

F.D.A. Declares Kool-Aid A Fruit In School Lunch Program

Parents who look to their children's school lunches as a source of nutrition can now rest easy, knowing that their Federal Government (through the Food and Drug Administration) has declared Kool-Aid to be a fruit. The beverage will count as a full se...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Says That Britney Spears Better Lose About 40 Pounds Real Quick!

Ricky Gervais Says That Britney Spears Better Lose About 40 Pounds Real Quick!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Popular comedian Ricky Gervais was having lunch with fellow comedian Kathy Griffin at a Burgers-In-The-Round in West Hollywood when talk got around to Britney Spears, whom Griffin aka "The Red Cougar" cannot stand. Gervais asked Griffin why it was that she did not like Spears and she replied that some time ago after she had paid $256 for her and her date to see Spears perform a...

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Funny story: Cathay Pacific Shares Tumble

Cathay Pacific Shares Tumble

The Honk Kong based airline Cathay Pacific is facing financial ruin after its share value tanked in the wake of the news that pre tax profits for the year ending March 31st, 2011 had plunged by over 50%. Global brand manager Wing Fen Song has been...

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Funny story: Black pudding is new super-food!

Black pudding is new super-food!

The centuries-old breakfast favourite, Black Pudding, has been rated as a super-food by leading top nutritionists at the Didcott Food and Drink Research Laboratories. A report reveals that black pudding has now joined the ranks of super-healthy fo...

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Funny story: Spoofer Stealing Your Food

Spoofer Stealing Your Food

THESPOOF.COM - According to CCTV evidence, spoofer Inhopeless has been stealing foodstuffs from his spoofer colleagues' kitchens. Many spoofers have reported empty fridges and cupboards after Inhopeless toured the entire world trawling for food.

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Funny story: Department of Homeland Security Seizes Taco Bell

Department of Homeland Security Seizes Taco Bell

El Paso, Tx - Authorities announced today that the Department of Homeland Security has seized all Taco Bell locations across the United States. According to reports, the government will be investigating possible collaboration and provoking of huma...

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Funny story: Finnish Man Makes Fast Food Plea

Finnish Man Makes Fast Food Plea

A Finnish gentlemen named Sven Trapindafjord recently posted to a high-tech forum requesting fast food help. "Please, I am asking very humbly, place for to where that will please do home deliver of hamburger to my doorstep?" In broken Eng...

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Funny story: Peppridge Farms to Start Producing "Free Range" Goldfish Crackers

Peppridge Farms to Start Producing "Free Range" Goldfish Crackers

Peppridge Farms have announced plans to produce "Free Range" Goldfish Crackers. At a press conference a spokesman announced: "Peppridge Farm has always been at the fore-front of Corporate Social Responsibility, and we can see the writing on th...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay's Real "Kitchen Nightmare" Revealed!

Gordon Ramsay's Real "Kitchen Nightmare" Revealed!

Hollywood and UK - Potty-mouthed "f" bomb slinging chef and star of reality T.V. show "Kitchen Nightmares" Gordon Ramsay broke down sobbing last night when his secret stash of "heat and eat" food was discovered in a grimy freezer he keeps in a ram...

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