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Funny story: Union of Unemployed Workers makes demands

Union of Unemployed Workers makes demands

The Union of Unemployed Workers (UUW) have made demands to the UK Government that their non-working conditions be improved, or else they shall go on strike. The specific improvements they have asked for are: - Free tea and coffee at the JobCent...

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Funny story: Most European Countries accept multi-culti has failed, only problem is how to catch "horse that bolted"!

Most European Countries accept multi-culti has failed, only problem is how to catch "horse that bolted"!

Most Western European countries are beginning to extract their heads out of their multi-culti butts and accept the fact that the horse that they let bolt is slightly out of control! Accepting the fact that multi-culti has failed miserably, many co...

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Funny story: Annoyed Someone? Get Ready To Be Punched!

Annoyed Someone? Get Ready To Be Punched!

Have you ever been in the pub and the man next to you, who you don't know, starts a conversation? You only went in to get away from the wife or to avoid doing that DIY job she's been pestering you about. A quiet uninterrupted pint is what's requi...

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Funny story: Ron Paul in EU presidential landslide

Ron Paul in EU presidential landslide

Brussels - (Hustings): Low-budget Belgian Prime Monster, Herman Van Ron Paul, first cousin once-removed to the famous Texan statesman, slid to a massive EU presidential victory this week. Van Ron Paul stormed into Pole position after a 50m zloty E...

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Funny story: Leonid Meteor Shower Recalled by International Astronomical Union

Leonid Meteor Shower Recalled by International Astronomical Union

Mount Palomar, CA (IPP)- The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has issued a recall for the Leonid meteor shower which originally had been scheduled for the nights of November 17th and 18th. Dr. Povenmire Finootch is the self appointed preside...

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Funny story: Tony Blair turns down presidency

Tony Blair turns down presidency

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has shocked European leaders by refusing the nomination of EU President. Blair who, behind-the-scenes has been lobbying hard for the role, is said to have made the U-turn after talks with aides. Blair was said t...

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Funny story: Farting reaches danger levels in the EU

Farting reaches danger levels in the EU

The European Commission is proposing new levels of total allowable fart (TAF) for each member state of the Union. The proposal is based on scientific advice from the Carbon Control Group CCG about the level of farting in the EU reaching dangerous lev...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler to become new president of the European Union

Adolf Hitler to become new president of the European Union

Former German dictator and Nazi leader Adolf Hitler is to become the European Union's first president. Speaking at the annual Nuremberg rally to commemorate the 1923 beerhall putsch in Munich, Hitler said to 125,000 fanatical Nazis: 'Look, um, hi,...

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Funny story: EU Official Confused by Democracy

EU Official Confused by Democracy

A new exhibition opened yesterday at the European Commission in Brussels charting the progress of democracy on the continent since the year 1900. "Essentially it charts the way in which national and international institutions have become more acco...

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Funny story: European Union to Ground Witches

European Union to Ground Witches

In its wisdom, the European Union have written some legislation which is forcing witches to file a flight plan before September 30th - a whole month before their favourite night, so that they can know where each and every individual crone will be any...

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Funny story: EU to follow up on its anti-trust legislation.

EU to follow up on its anti-trust legislation.

Following the EU's recent successful extortion of large sums from Microsoft, for unfairly including its free Internet Explorer browser with its brand-leading OS, "Windows", a committee has been formed to find other complicated words to describe and i...

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Funny story: Squalid EU treaty bombs as Ireland says No!

Squalid EU treaty bombs as Ireland says No!

Dublin - (Blarneybollox): The EU treaty is a dead duck following Irish voters' revulsion of squalid whorsetrading that would have made Head of IRA Army Council Tony Blair president of the Union. This is the second time Ireland has been subjected t...

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Funny story: Watts All This? Darkness Beckons

Watts All This? Darkness Beckons

The EU have declared that the 100 watt incandescent light bulb is to be phased out. From now on families will have to sit at home in the dark because a bunch of pen pushers in Brussels have got nothing better to do than ban a lightbulb. Comedian H...

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Funny story: Blair For EU President - Bid Stopped In Tracks When He Realised That Cherie Is In The Deal

Blair For EU President - Bid Stopped In Tracks When He Realised That Cherie Is In The Deal

Very soon, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom will be able to breathe a sigh of relief as the burden of monarchy is lifted from her ageing shoulders. For there is to be a new Head of State in the person of Anthony (Tony) Blair, when he becom...

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Funny story: Early EU election results

Early EU election results

In early results it is clear that the pundits have been wrong. Neither the Labour Party, nor the Conservatives have done as well as expected, with the parties getting 4 and 6 percent of the vote respectively. The clear winner has been the Apathy...

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Funny story: Crow launches NO2EU campaign

Crow launches NO2EU campaign

An old crow launched an anti-European campaign from a tree in Little Twiglett-by-the-Nest today, and was soon joined by a blackbird, a starling, and three barn owls. The crow cawed: 'It's the 21st. century, I regularly fly to France to get my worm...

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Funny story: New Zealand to become part of EU

New Zealand to become part of EU

Wellington, NZ - New Zealanders are celebrating after the announcement yesterday that they have been accepted into the European Union. New Zealand is the actual furtherest from Europe that a country can possibly be, but officials overlooked this sma...

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