WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- President George W. Bush said on Monday that the US economy "is really doing great" until it collapses right after the November 7 Congressional elections.
Washington D.C. -- With the forthcoming midterm elections looking increasingly tight the Republican Party is looking for support from an unlikely source, the gay community. They have even gone so far as to hire ultra-camp chart toppers the Sci...
WASHINGTON (AP)--With the frightening November mid term elections looming just weeks away, panicked senior Republicans are looting the government and fleeing Washington, DC and even the USA.
A senior source within the Bush administration contends that President Bush is considering a secret operation to break into Democratic National Headquarters in the Watergate Hotel in Washington DC some time before the November mid-term elections.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush urged Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak on Wednesday to show the world his country can set an example for others by holding free and fair presidential elections. "You first!" Mubarak responded after an ext...
Government In the first week following election, the Labour Party will pass laws making it illegal in all future elections to vote for any party other than Labour.
BAGHDAD - Iraqi voters, who risked their lives to go to the polls on Sunday, thumbed their noses at President Bush and his Christian coalition allies by voting overwhelmingly in favor of a referendum legalizing gay marriage in their country. "All ove...
Bush calls for a huge Iraqi turnout for elections. At the risk of their lives, Bush wants every Iraqi to vote in the upcoming election, and later in any election that could affect Bush in any way. ''The terrorists will stop at nothing to try...
President Bush announced yesterday that the Iraqi elections scheduled for January 30 will be held in Ohio.
The White House today strongly condemned the use of secret Republican slush funds apparently used to pay for phone jamming during the 2002 New Hampshire Senatorial Elections. The jamming consisted of using computer generated calls to phone banks used...
Chagrined Democrats across the United States have been watching the results of the disputed elections in the Ukraine this week as hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians have taken to the streets in Kiev to peacefully protest the results of the President...
After Senator John Kerry's slim defeat in the U.S. elections yesterday, Governors of the states of Massachusets, Maine, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Rhode Island and New Hampshire met in secret session last night (Wednesday) and this morning announced that they were declaring unilateral independence from the United States of America. Their spokeswoman issued a short press release as follows: "...
Democratic Presidential Candidate John Forbes Kerry has reportedly decided to alter his appearance before the November Presidential Elections in an effort to win over undecided voters.
In a bizarre twist, Afghanistan Interim President Hamid Karzai has been elected President of the United States. The news is all the more stunning because the American Elections were not scheduled to take place until November 2, nearly two weeks from...
As explosions rocked 5 churches in Baghdad yesterday morning, members of the British and American high command were meeting at a secret location 12 kilometers south of the Iraqi capital. They were tasked with redeployment ahead of the elections, as w...
Revelations concerning Democratic presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry, are starting to pour in as the elections draw near. In Idaho scientists confirm that the Kerry family are descended from CHINpanzees and not apes that learned to walk erect.
In the first-round Afghanistan elections, so-called "indelible" ink was used to mark the thumbs of all those who had voted - supposedly to prevent voting twice by persons who had registered under multiple names. But the ink was found to be...
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