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Funny story: Bush said to be mulling over authorizing "third-rate burglary"

Bush said to be mulling over authorizing "third-rate burglary"

A senior source within the Bush administration contends that President Bush is considering a secret operation to break into Democratic National Headquarters in the Watergate Hotel in Washington DC some time before the November mid-term elections.

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Funny story: Miscommunications Mar Mubarak/Bush Dialog

Miscommunications Mar Mubarak/Bush Dialog

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush urged Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak on Wednesday to show the world his country can set an example for others by holding free and fair presidential elections. "You first!" Mubarak responded after an ext...

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Funny story: Labour General Election 2005 Manifesto

Labour General Election 2005 Manifesto

Government In the first week following election, the Labour Party will pass laws making it illegal in all future elections to vote for any party other than Labour.

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Funny story: Gay Marriage Referendum Big Winner in Iraqi Elections

Gay Marriage Referendum Big Winner in Iraqi Elections

BAGHDAD - Iraqi voters, who risked their lives to go to the polls on Sunday, thumbed their noses at President Bush and his Christian coalition allies by voting overwhelmingly in favor of a referendum legalizing gay marriage in their country. "All ove...

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Funny story: Bush encourages all Iraqis to vote: offers nickel incentive

Bush encourages all Iraqis to vote: offers nickel incentive

Bush calls for a huge Iraqi turnout for elections. At the risk of their lives, Bush wants every Iraqi to vote in the upcoming election, and later in any election that could affect Bush in any way. ''The terrorists will stop at nothing to try...

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Funny story: Iraqi Elections Moved to Ohio

Iraqi Elections Moved to Ohio

President Bush announced yesterday that the Iraqi elections scheduled for January 30 will be held in Ohio.

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Funny story: Another Republican Breaks The Law...Amazing.

Another Republican Breaks The Law...Amazing.

The White House today strongly condemned the use of secret Republican slush funds apparently used to pay for phone jamming during the 2002 New Hampshire Senatorial Elections. The jamming consisted of using computer generated calls to phone banks used...

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Funny story: Ukraine Elections: Democrats Ask 'Why Didn't We Think of That?

Ukraine Elections: Democrats Ask 'Why Didn't We Think of That?

Chagrined Democrats across the United States have been watching the results of the disputed elections in the Ukraine this week as hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians have taken to the streets in Kiev to peacefully protest the results of the President...

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Funny story: New England States Declare Independence from USA

New England States Declare Independence from USA

After Senator John Kerry's slim defeat in the U.S. elections yesterday, Governors of the states of Massachusets, Maine, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Rhode Island and New Hampshire met in secret session last night (Wednesday) and this morning announced that they were declaring unilateral independence from the United States of America. Their spokeswoman issued a short press release as follows: "...

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Funny story: John Kerry Attempts Michael Jackson Nose Imitation Surgery

John Kerry Attempts Michael Jackson Nose Imitation Surgery

Democratic Presidential Candidate John Forbes Kerry has reportedly decided to alter his appearance before the November Presidential Elections in an effort to win over undecided voters.

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Funny story: Karzai Elected President Of The United States: Bush Wins Afghanistan

Karzai Elected President Of The United States: Bush Wins Afghanistan

In a bizarre twist, Afghanistan Interim President Hamid Karzai has been elected President of the United States. The news is all the more stunning because the American Elections were not scheduled to take place until November 2, nearly two weeks from...

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Funny story: Blasts Rock 5 Christian Churches In Baghdad

Blasts Rock 5 Christian Churches In Baghdad

As explosions rocked 5 churches in Baghdad yesterday morning, members of the British and American high command were meeting at a secret location 12 kilometers south of the Iraqi capital. They were tasked with redeployment ahead of the elections, as w...

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Funny story: Kerry Revelations Pour In As Election Nears

Kerry Revelations Pour In As Election Nears

Revelations concerning Democratic presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry, are starting to pour in as the elections draw near. In Idaho scientists confirm that the Kerry family are descended from CHINpanzees and not apes that learned to walk erect.

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Funny story: Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed

Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed

In the first-round Afghanistan elections, so-called "indelible" ink was used to mark the thumbs of all those who had voted - supposedly to prevent voting twice by persons who had registered under multiple names. But the ink was found to be...

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Funny story: Bush Burns Ear -- Pebble or Prompter at Fault?

Bush Burns Ear -- Pebble or Prompter at Fault?

President Bush suffered second-degree burns to the inner ear yesterday, prior to a rehearsal for his upcoming debate with Senator Kerry, the Democratic challenger in next month's Presidential elections and immediately sparked a controversy as to...

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Funny story: Florida Solves Ballot Problem, Will Go with Show of Hands

Florida Solves Ballot Problem, Will Go with Show of Hands

Tallahassee, FL - The Florida Department of Elections released the recommendations of its Voting Methods Commission today. This year's Flor...

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Funny story: Bush and Kerry Decide to Retire to Alps

Bush and Kerry Decide to Retire to Alps

Just before the presidential elections, Bush and Kerry have decided to retire together in Alps, in search for that wild animal which has become elusive for the whole world.

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