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Funny story: Mexican Drug Gangs Boycott Arizona Over Immigration Law

Mexican Drug Gangs Boycott Arizona Over Immigration Law

Phoenix, AR: Joining a rising tide of protest boycotts of the state, leaders from several prominent Mexican drug gangs announced their intention to avoid doing business in Arizona until the State Legislature reverses its controversial new immigratio...

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Funny story: Sean Hannity Says That He Is Not Afraid Of The South of The Border Drug Cartels

Sean Hannity Says That He Is Not Afraid Of The South of The Border Drug Cartels

JONESBORO, Arkansas - Sean Hannity was in Jonesboro visiting the city that is known as The Cornbread Capital of The World. As he toured The Ma and Pa Kettle Cornbread Factory, he was asked about the alleged threats that one of Mexico's top drug ca...

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Funny story: "Mother Teresa was Crack Ho," Says Breitbart

"Mother Teresa was Crack Ho," Says Breitbart

In a Blog post that has infuriated Christians around the world, Andrew Breitbart claims he has proof that Mother Teresa was a Crack Ho. Breitbart, who is in seclusion at the RNC headquarters, says he has video and recordings that prove that Mother Te...

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Funny story: Pharmacists told 'Just do what you Like!'

Pharmacists told 'Just do what you Like!'

A revised code of conduct issued by the new industry regulator, will effectively mean that Pharmacy staff will be able to choose which drugs they dispense and which they do not, in accordance with their own beliefs. The General Pharmaceutical Coun...

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Funny story: War On Drugs, Tell-All Book

War On Drugs, Tell-All Book

Federal agent, Samuel Krane who was fired from the agency for protesting the War on Drugs has written a tell-all book that may cause several heads to roll in the Federal Government. According to Krane, there have been 30 million U.S. citizens arr...

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Funny story: SNOT The new Legal High!

SNOT The new Legal High!

Health officials were warning today, that new legal high, SNOT, is dangerous and should not be swallowed. Dr. Snivel, from the General Medical council said; "SNOT should not be sniffed at. The nose swells, the throat becomes dry and constant snee...

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Funny story: Elderly people tracking down drug dealers with high tech equipment

Elderly people tracking down drug dealers with high tech equipment

"A group of elderly people who are frustrated by the police's inability to tackle local drug dealers have equipped themselves with high-tech gadgets and begun a surveillance operation to stop them." So reads a headline in an onsite newspaper toda...

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Funny story: Colombian Reality TV Show "Make it From Cocaine" Spawns Real Life Replicas

Colombian Reality TV Show "Make it From Cocaine" Spawns Real Life Replicas

BOGOTA, Colombia - Taking its cue from American and British reality television shows, Colombia's first ever reality show, "Make it From Cocaine" is a complete and utter failure. Columbian authorities were skeptical at first to even allow the airi...

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Funny story: Study Shows Crackheads Prefer Orange Kool-Aid over Cherry by Margin of Two-to-One

Study Shows Crackheads Prefer Orange Kool-Aid over Cherry by Margin of Two-to-One

In yet another example of the government throwing good money at bad research, scientific researchers in Michigan were given $1.2 million to study which flavors of foods crackheads prefer in order to keep the items stocked at local food pantries.

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Funny story: El Shaka shot in the maracas as narcocorrido war intensifies

El Shaka shot in the maracas as narcocorrido war intensifies

Mexico - (Grupero Stuff): Mexican singer Sergio Vega was gunned down this weekend on his way to a concert in Singalonga - er...Sinaloa! - state. The 40 year-old entertainer, known throughout Mexico as El Shaka, had only just publicly denied earli...

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Funny story: Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate Raises Troubling Questions

Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate Raises Troubling Questions

AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND - "Birthers" have long contested Hawaii as Obama's place of birth because of "Left-leaning" efforts to hide nearly every document related to his past. The short-form, or "live birth," document repeatedly cited by administration off...

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Funny story: Government employment scheme: Named - Snappy-Daze gets approved

Government employment scheme: Named - Snappy-Daze gets approved

The British Government employment team have come up with a bold new direction: to use drug abuse, unemployment to have them working together. A new department will be formed to train the new recruits called "Auntie GOV". Government survey: Name - Weed Speed Government employment scheme: Name - Snappy-Daze... Drugs used, were Speed and Weed. Unemployed used, were Tokers and Speeder...

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Funny story: Bulls-it Excuse Of The Century: Jeremy London Says He Was Forced To Drink and Do Drugs At Gunpoint!

Bulls-it Excuse Of The Century: Jeremy London Says He Was Forced To Drink and Do Drugs At Gunpoint!

Lindsay Lohan: "I can't BELIEVE I never thought of that! Can I change my pleas in all of my court cases?" Jeremy London, the 37 year old actor that played Griffin on some show that the chick from Wild Things was on, claimed that he was forced at g...

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Funny story: Hollywood Stunner: Jesse and Janine's Daughter Hired As Linsday Lohan's Assistant!

Hollywood Stunner: Jesse and Janine's Daughter Hired As Linsday Lohan's Assistant!

The 6 year old daughter of adulterous sperminator Jesse James and his vagina-for-hire ex-wife Janine Lindemulder might be the only member of the family with a legitimate income: Lindsay Lohan just hired the first grader to be her new assistant. M...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Prepares for Untimely Death

Rob Pattinson Prepares for Untimely Death

Former Banality Fair cover star Robert Pattinson went on Timeline to talk about the twilight of his career and his unfortunate demise in the year 2016. "I guess I just thought if too many good things happen, then you're gonna die at 30," said the...

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Funny story: Government Bails Out Pot Farmers

Government Bails Out Pot Farmers

It hasn't been easy for marijuana growers these days. Along with the downturn in the world wide economy, pot farmers are facing increasing legalization in states such as California and Colorado where anyone with a pulse can easily acquire a medicina...

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Funny story: Scientist unveils 'Stupid Pill'

Scientist unveils 'Stupid Pill'

Phoenix Joe was privileged to attend a news conference held at top London hotel and sponsored by leading drug companies where Dr Jonathon Livingstone-Foreskin presented a new 'Stupid Pill' he has developed. The Dr began by explaining "as society...

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