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Funny story: Preventing Hurricanes

Preventing Hurricanes

Studies find that hurricanes such as Katrina and Rita, are being treated in the incorrect way. The evacuation of people, driving to higher ground, covering windows with plywood, reporters bent sideways by the wind assessing weather conditions; appear...

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Funny story: Drinking and Driving: Where the only victims are the drivers themselves.

Drinking and Driving: Where the only victims are the drivers themselves.

As not only a proud supporter of drinking and driving, I think that people make too big a deal out of drunk driving. Who reading this has not had a few drinks and has taken the option of driving? If you have you understand how much better it is. Not only do you save the extra $50 you would have paid for a taxi, but that extra $50 is now availble in getting your self more hammered. Everybody...

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Funny story: Driving Miss Crazy

Driving Miss Crazy

I love to travel. Except in the old tri-colored Plymouth (all shades of green – pale, vomit, and sit-by-the-toilet-till-you-feel-better) that we owned when our family moved across the country for 63rd time. While my husband drove his new 4x4 Chevy truck (insert sound of bass guitar pings here), I drove the Puke Mobile, hauling an ancient, homemade plywood utility trailer piled with two stories wor...

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Funny story: Traffic Cop ‘Gatso-way' With It.

Traffic Cop ‘Gatso-way' With It.

A traffic cop, who was caught at speeds of between 158 and 160 miles per hour by the newly installed Gatso cameras on the M4, has been cleared of reckless driving today by Judge Ayrton Schumacher at The Old Bailey and can resume his duties of making...

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Funny story: Bush Offers Mexico for West Bank and Gaza, Gets Ticket for Driving Without Seatbelt

Bush Offers Mexico for West Bank and Gaza, Gets Ticket for Driving Without Seatbelt

Crawford, Texas - In a move to solve the every lasting Middle East conflict United States President George Bush offered Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon the country of Mexico in trade for the West Bank and Gaza Strip regions. Bush also promised Sh...

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Funny story: Bush & Berlusconi Make Up Differences! They Will Attend Charles And Camilla Wedding!

Bush & Berlusconi Make Up Differences! They Will Attend Charles And Camilla Wedding!

In an unprecedented show of political reunion, Bush and Berlusconi have put aside their differences of opinion regarding the US and Italian international clash on driving techniques in order to show support for the young couple, Charles and Camill...

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Funny story: Chuck Yeager Driving School

Chuck Yeager Driving School

Retired Air Force General Charles "Chuck" Yeager, first man to break the sound barrier, grounded from flying because of his age, has opened a student driving school.

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Funny story: Chocolate Shortage Looms

Chocolate Shortage Looms

Hershey, PA - Hershey Foods, the United States largest candy producer, will suspend operations for five days due to a worldwide chocolate shortage. The lost production is driving up candy prices, and could result in bare shelves on Valentine's Day.

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Funny story: Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

LONDON - Guinness World Records has challenged a four-year-old boy's claim that he is the youngest person ever to take his mother's car and drive it to a video store in the middle of the night. "Our preliminary investigation suggests that this lad ma...

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Funny story: Driving Tips by Jermaine Pennant

Driving Tips by Jermaine Pennant

Arsenal's troublesome youngster Jermaine Pennant has revealed that he is to release a book to try and get rid of the bad reputation he has got. He is said to feel that if he gives something back to the community then they in return might give him...

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Funny story: Cameron Diaz Arrested for Drunk Driving!

Cameron Diaz Arrested for Drunk Driving!

LOS ANGELES (AP) LAPD officers arrested movie star Cameron Diaz early this morning and charged the actress with drunk driving, public intoxication, vegetarianism, lewdness, resisting bodily search, attempt to bribe a law officer, and excessive smilin...

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Funny story: Ferrari Test New Engine For Next Season

Ferrari Test New Engine For Next Season

Ferrari have confirmed that Michael Schumacher and Rubens Barrichello will be driving with totally new engines next year. Technical Director Ross Brawn, who has the backing of Shell, said that the Ferrari engine was no longer competitive.

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Funny story: DUI Exposes Plan for Genetically Engineered Politicians

DUI Exposes Plan for Genetically Engineered Politicians

BATHESDA, Md - Dr. Jamal Kuweeza, long-time surgeon at the Bethesda Naval Hospital, was arrested Sunday for suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. During the investigation, police found a portfolio containing photos and papers pert...

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Funny story: Cicada Slurpee Recipe

Cicada Slurpee Recipe

Catch one quart of cicadas * with large net. In a blender, mix cicadas with:...

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Funny story: Crazed Clown Car Chase (National Alliteration Championships soon)

Crazed Clown Car Chase (National Alliteration Championships soon)

A crazed clown was spotted driving down a major New York highway in an exploding stunt car at noon today. The clown later revealed to be local legend, Stinko the Clown, put his floppy shoed foot to the pedal, which in turn was put to the metal in per...

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Funny story: People piss me right off

People piss me right off

Do you drive with your parking lights on at dusk? If so you piss me right off. Good Lord, I can’t drive down the road without wanting to choke the life out of somebody. Whether it is breaking through an intersection when the light is green or speeding up to run a red light after driving below the speed limit for five miles I’ve had it with you morons. I could never run for public office ei...

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Funny story: Left is Right: Driving Changes To Affect America

Left is Right: Driving Changes To Affect America

A new reform has been anounced to change from driving on the right side of the road to the left side of the road.

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