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Funny story: Seeing Eye Dog Craps in Woods, Blind Man Fined For Not Noticing!

Seeing Eye Dog Craps in Woods, Blind Man Fined For Not Noticing!

A Scottish blind man was arrested and briefly detained today after his seeing eye dog was observed crapping under a bush in a wooded area outside of Renfrow, Scotland. According to a council warden in charge of investigating such things as 'does...

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Funny story: Skippy Goes To The Zoo

Skippy Goes To The Zoo

Skippy Goes To The Zoo Introduction: Skippy the dog liked his new master. He liked sleeping on the warm floor of the laundry room in an old laundry basket, curled up in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blanket. He also enjoyed his dog biscuits and the occasional belly rubs from his owners. Skippy, however, was not really a dog! Even though he was picked up from the pound, even though h...

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Funny story: Skippy Meets A Friend

Skippy Meets A Friend

Skippy Meets A Friend Introduction: Skippy the dog liked his new master. He liked sleeping on the warm floor of the laundry room in an old laundry basket, curled up in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blanket. He also enjoyed his dog biscuits and the occasional belly rubs from his owners. Skippy, however, was not really a dog! Even though he was picked up from the pound, even though he...

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Funny story: Korean President Visits White House: Dog Mysteriously Disappears

Korean President Visits White House: Dog Mysteriously Disappears

South Korean President Lee Myung-bak, a recent visitor to the White House, has been the center of rumors involving the disappearance of Bo Diddley, the Portuguese water dog that President Obama gave to his daughters, fulfilling a promise to them of h...

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Funny story: Senior Citizens Embrace Dog Fighting

Senior Citizens Embrace Dog Fighting

Jupiter, FL - Hidden amongst the golf courses, pharmacies and bingo rooms lies a community of seniors who are hungry for more than just a reasonably priced early bird special. A startling number of seniors are on the prowl for hardcore dog fighting r...

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Funny story: Sarah Harding To Have Mutt's Nuts Lopped Off

Sarah Harding To Have Mutt's Nuts Lopped Off

Girls Aloud bikini-babe Sarah Harding almost made it as a satirical news target today, as news broke that she was going to have the bollocks lopped off her pet French Bulldog, Claude - who will undoubtedly feel well clawed by the time the vet has don...

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Funny story: Tetanus shot for Maradona's dog

Tetanus shot for Maradona's dog

Scottish hate mobs filled the streets of Glasgow last night demanding the head of Bela the Shar pei. Speaking through an interpreter, ring leader Hamish McTrossack said: "Maradoana is a national hero here in Scoatland. That duig should be castrati...

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Funny story: "We're not taking it anymore!" Iraqi super-puppies fight back!

"We're not taking it anymore!" Iraqi super-puppies fight back!

Baghdad, Iraq - Contrary to recent reports, canines all over Iraq are giving a great big case of 'Get Back'! Tired of being portrayed as wimpy, abused puppies, canines across the country have rolled up their sleeves, put on a Chuck Norris grimace...

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Funny story: Sharon Osbourne Gets New Dog - Ozzy Goes Ballistic!

Sharon Osbourne Gets New Dog - Ozzy Goes Ballistic!

Sharon Osbourne - that woman out of 'Somebody's Got Talent' - bought a new dog today on a trip out to Venice Beach. We're told that Sharon spotted the mutt in a pet store window and decided there and then that she just had to take it home with her.

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Funny story: Dog makes old woman rich!

Dog makes old woman rich!

A pooch has made a little old lady rich beyond her dreams. The dog, talented in many ways died, came back to life and then died again. Now some months later the BBC has commissioned a documentary detailing his life. Mrs Hubbard now stands to cash...

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Funny story: Scientific study reveals why dogs smell each other's butts

Scientific study reveals why dogs smell each other's butts

It's a question that has plagued people kind for centuries. Why when a simple hello is all that is necessary do dogs feel the need to go straight to the buttocks when they greet one another? It can be extremely embarrassing for pet owners when their...

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Funny story: Islamic Extremists Issue Fatwa Against Naughty American Poodle

Islamic Extremists Issue Fatwa Against Naughty American Poodle

San Francisco- Incensed Islamic extremists issued a fatwa early this evening against an American Muslim Poodle accused of breeding with an infidel St. Bernard named Herb. "Crystal," the Standard Poodle in question, "has been seeing Herb at a local d...

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Funny story: Unnamed U.S. Senator Engaged in "affair of the heart" with Neighbor's Doberman

Unnamed U.S. Senator Engaged in "affair of the heart" with Neighbor's Doberman

Washington, D.C.- Anonymous sources are claiming that a prominent but presently unnamed United States Senator is engaged in an intensely emotional relationship with his next door neighbor's Doberman Pinscher. "It's only a matter of time before t...

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Funny story: Dog forced into sex act with "wife"

Dog forced into sex act with "wife"

A husband has forced his family dog, Buster, to perform a sex act on his wife has been jailed. The husband threatened to kill the dog and his pups unless he met his sickening demands. A court in Barcelona handed down a two year eight month pri...

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Funny story: McMuttleys To Open New Franchise In LA Korea-town

McMuttleys To Open New Franchise In LA Korea-town

Dog lovers are celebrating in the Korea-town district of Los Angeles. With the opening of its flagship franchise, the McMuttley Corporation hopes to recreate the same success that Ray Kroc had when he first introduced McDonalds here in the USA. U...

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Funny story: Richest piece of "Diamond Dog's Crap" auctioned

Richest piece of "Diamond Dog's Crap" auctioned

Diamond doggy, Soli from New York swallowed a massive diamond after having several rumblings in his tummy, feeling overwhelmed by hunger, he devoured the giant "sparkler"! His owners agreed immediately to auction the diamond + Soli's stinking heap...

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Funny story: Suspected Terrorist Dogs to be targeted next

Suspected Terrorist Dogs to be targeted next

Suspected terrorist dogs are to be taken from their owners under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. The dogs include all Afghan dogs, Afghan Collies, Afghan Hounds, Afghan Retrievers, Afghan Sheepdogs and Afghan Spaniels. Jack Russell Terrorists ar...

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