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Funny story: Peter Andre blames Pope and Vatican for his divorce

Peter Andre blames Pope and Vatican for his divorce

In a dramatic statement issued today, Peter Andre has firmly laid the blame for his marriage break up at the feet of the Pope and the Vatican, although even he realises that the Vatican doesn't in fact have feet. He says it has metres. In the stat...

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Funny story: Katie and Peter to sell divorce photos to magazine

Katie and Peter to sell divorce photos to magazine

Exchange and Mart have come out as the clear bidders in the socialite war to cover the divorce of Katie Price from Peter Andre after three plus years of sharing exotic holidays, appearing lovey-dovey on talk shows and showing off their respective tra...

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Funny story: Berlusconi's wife demands divorce after latest bout of madness

Berlusconi's wife demands divorce after latest bout of madness

The wife of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has had enough, the Italian press are reporting. The latest round of odd behaviour from Berlusconi saw him dressing like a clown and parading around on a unicycle with the aim of wowing attendee...

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Funny story: Veronica Lario To Divorce Berlusconi

Veronica Lario To Divorce Berlusconi

The wife of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has finally had enough and filed for divorce as her husband's behaviour has become increasingly bizarre. Berlusconi, owner of AC Milan football outfit has been a constant embarrassment to his lo...

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Funny story: Can You Taste The Strychnine?

Can You Taste The Strychnine?

Hi, honey. I'm glad you stopped by. I've been thinking alot about what you said the other day about wanting a divorce, and I've finally calmed myself down enough to discuss this separation. And look! I've cooked us a lovely duck; your favorite! I took your advice, and after drinking myself into oblivion in the west wing of my mansion--sorry, our mansion for two weeks, I'm ready to "act li...

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Funny story: Robyn Moore - Mel Gibson's wife explains reasons behind divorce

Robyn Moore - Mel Gibson's wife explains reasons behind divorce

In a break from the traditional secrecy around the 28 year long marriage, Robyn Moore, the wife of Mel Gibson has discussed some of the reasons for her filing for divorce last week. "Mel has always been an extremely dedicated actor, but in the las...

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Funny story: Journalists wait for first 'Google Street View divorce'

Journalists wait for first 'Google Street View divorce'

Journalists across the country are now awaiting for the first love rat to be caught by Google Street View. Images of people on the streets of Britain are being scoured for anyone involved in a romantic tryst - with the hope infidelities will be re...

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Funny story: Husband Demands Return Of His Kidney

Husband Demands Return Of His Kidney

According to the New York Post, a Long Island doctor whose wife dumped him for her physical therapist after he gave her his kidney is suing the mother of four for the $1.75 million that he claims the organ is worth. "I saved her life and then to b...

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Funny story: Loving Couple Have Big Row - Father In Law Baffled

Loving Couple Have Big Row - Father In Law Baffled

Today, a really loving couple had a big argument, over, basically nothing. The man, an illegal imigrant from Texas, said that his wife was to blame. The woman, said that her husband was to blame. The kids, blissfully unaware said that it wasn't th...

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Funny story: Another Weird Divorce

Another Weird Divorce

In Palm Beach, Florida last week the weird world of divorce and alimony took still another twist. Andrew Crookham of Palm Beach Apartments had challenged paying alimony to his former wife, Beatrice, arguing that their agreement called for him to p...

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Funny story: Divorce - An Awesome Gift

Divorce - An Awesome Gift

Tired of seeing his face every day first thing in the morning? Tired of hearing her nag and scream in a shrill voice every time she catches you masturbating into her sock drawer to pictures of Paris Hilton? Is every waking moment for each of you pure torture? Do you fantasize about flipping out and smothering your partner in his/her sleep because you just can't take any more of his/...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse's Husband Sues For Divorce

Amy Winehouse's Husband Sues For Divorce

In London, a lawyer for singer Amy Winehouse's oft and presently jailed husband, Blake, says his client will be seeking a divorce on the grounds of the celebrated rehab artist's alleged infidelity among other things. The attorney, Henri Brandman,...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Out On The Lash Again

Amy Winehouse Out On The Lash Again

St Lucia, the Caribbean - Troubled diva Amy Winehouse has been seen here at her exclusive resort hideaway chugging on strawberry daiquiris like there's no tomorrow, and frequently ducking into the undergrowth with new squeeze 'Josh' for a series of s...

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Funny story: Patricia Arquette, Husband File For Divorce

Patricia Arquette, Husband File For Divorce

Patricia Arquette has filed for divorce from her husband, Thomas Jane in Los Angeles County Superior Court over "Irreconcilable differences." Thomas claimed that Arquette was up at all hours of the night and waking him up to share "some screwy dre...

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Funny story: California Approves Prop 86 Ban on Same-Sex Divorce

California Approves Prop 86 Ban on Same-Sex Divorce

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A proposition to ban the practice of allowing same-sex couples to break their sacred vows of matrimony was passed by California voters in Tuesday's election. At a ballroom in San Diego, the mood of supporters gathered in suppor...

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Funny story: English Professor Disappointed in Hackneyed Divorce

English Professor Disappointed in Hackneyed Divorce

After seven years of marriage, Professor Ernest Williams and his wife Carole have filed for divorce, in a process Williams called "banal and trite". "An affair with a teacher's assistant, Carole walking in on us, my things on the lawn," Williams l...

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Funny story: Madame Bitters Encourages Divorcee to Live Life to the Fullest

Madame Bitters Encourages Divorcee to Live Life to the Fullest

Dearest Madame Bitters, My husband, 'Terry' and I seperated in early May of this year after fourteen years of marriage and our divorce was finalized last week. While I'm relieved that Terry and I are no longer married, I was with him for a good chunk of my life and I'm just not used to being alone. I'm only 34 and I feel like I'm at a crossroads in my life. How can I deal? -Flummoxed in Gran...

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