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Funny story: Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

A recent survey revealed that most Republicans still support Dick Cheney as Vice-President, while George Bush's poll numbers have apparently gone flaccid. In fact, Cheney's approval numbers continue to remain rock solid despite a spat of spec...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Repents

Dick Cheney Repents

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dick Cheney, after doing some soul searching, repented of his sins and his crimes against humanity. He finally realized that money grubbing, killing, maiming, and making people die of starvation wasn't very ni...

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Funny story: Cheney Doesn't Want to Scare You... But You're going to Die

Cheney Doesn't Want to Scare You... But You're going to Die

DES MOINES, Iowa - Vice President Dick Cheney says the United States will risk another terrorist attack if voters make the wrong choice in 2008, suggesting Democrats would follow a pre-Sept. 11 policy of reacting defensively.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Accidently Shoots All Senate Democrats

Dick Cheney Accidently Shoots All Senate Democrats

Washington DC (IP) - Dick Cheney accidentally shot every Democrat member of the Senate and even a couple of Republicans and one Independent.

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Funny story: Cheney: No Money Available to Repair America's Bridges

Cheney: No Money Available to Repair America's Bridges

Following this week's staggering bridge collapse in Minneapolis, Federal Officials acknowledged that 70,000 other bridges in the US are "structurally deficient", and are likely to result in similar disasters. However, on Friday, Dick C...

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Funny story: Cheney's Mom Destitute, Lives in Haitian Slum

Cheney's Mom Destitute, Lives in Haitian Slum

Reutupyers - Vice President Cheney confirmed today that his mother is in fact a chimpanzee, living destitute in Port Au Prince, Haiti. The Vice President broke down during the admission in taping Meet The Press.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Accidentally Shoots Britney Spears

Dick Cheney Accidentally Shoots Britney Spears

(Washington, D.C.) Dick Cheney seems to have his eye on bigger game than long time Republican supporters like Harry Whittington, an alleged 911 call from the Cheney household late last evening claimed that the Vice President, while Tivo-ing a Britney...

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Funny story: Cheney, Merkel and Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week 2007

Cheney, Merkel and Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week 2007

Göttingen, Germany (Associated Content) - In a show of partnership, Dick Cheney, Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week (WBW) -- to be officially celebrated from August 1st through 7th.

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Funny story: Cheney to transfer Presidential power to Bush during surgery; World leaders concerned

Cheney to transfer Presidential power to Bush during surgery; World leaders concerned

Washington, D.C. - Vice President Cheney is expected to turn over Presidential authority to President Bush for his scheduled surgery to have his pacemaker battery replaced on Saturday. It will be the second time Bush will be in control of the nation...

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Funny story: Surgeons' startling discovery: Cheney Has No Heart!

Surgeons' startling discovery: Cheney Has No Heart!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dick Cheney went under the knife for a replacement battery for his defribulator.

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Funny story: Winner Announced In Harry Potter Look-Alike Contest

Winner Announced In Harry Potter Look-Alike Contest

July 20th saw Harry Potter Look Alike-Contest take place in every Barnes and Noble, Borders, Hastings, and every other major book store/retailer in the U.S., Canada, and the United Kingdom. Pictures from those contest winners were all e-mailed to J.

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Funny story: Bush Has Spotted Dick

Bush Has Spotted Dick

Washingdung, USA (IP) - George W. Bush has spotted Dick Cheney looking under Laura's desk. Asked if he saw anything interesting under there Dick Cheney replied that nothing seemed fishy but that he had more in common with Laura than he first tho...

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Funny story: KKK O.K. with Minority Members

KKK O.K. with Minority Members

(Beaumerde-Arkansas) The Brothers of the Ku Klux Klan announced yesterday that they would be implementing a diversity program to increase membership. In a statement posted on the Klan's website, www.yesweklan.org, National Grand Dragon, Emmet Ke...

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Funny story: Uncle Sam Calls it Quits!

Uncle Sam Calls it Quits!

That Great American Icon Uncle Sam announced today he has decided to emigrate to Iraq. When asked about his decision he was quoted as saying "I'm tired of the bad name I get by being associated with the Politicians here in Washington.

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Funny story: Cheney and Rumsfeld Soil Themselves at Indictment

Cheney and Rumsfeld Soil Themselves at Indictment

WASHINGTON - An unusually hot and humid DC took a turn-for-the-worse earlier today at the Justice Departments Grand Jury on War Crimes proceedings involving Vice President Dick 'Bag' Cheney, and former War Czar Donny 'My Friends Call Me L...

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Funny story: Cheney Framed Young Albert Gore

Cheney Framed Young Albert Gore

Orange County, California (The Scallion) - Dick Cheney (code named 'ANGLER') ordered a Gestapo unit to track down Al Gore III and to plant contraband on him.

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Funny story: Cheney abused power in Whore on Terra and ordered hitman to take out Fitzie

Cheney abused power in Whore on Terra and ordered hitman to take out Fitzie

Washington DC - (Fetid Bastards Press): Vice-President Dick Cheney is personally responsible for US policies subjecting suspects to cruelty and denial of due process according to new CIA evidence showing he hired a hitman to take out Special Prosecut...

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