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Funny story: Democrats Make Lieberman "Beg For Political Life"

Democrats Make Lieberman "Beg For Political Life"

Democrat leaders brought Joe " The Traitor" Lieberman into conference today to make him beg for his political life. Lieberman an almost lifelong democrat, ran as Al Gore's VP candidate in 2000. He began his divergence from the party in 2004 when his...

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Funny story: Republicans Buy Out Democrats

Republicans Buy Out Democrats

The Republican Party took over the Democratic Party today through a hostile takeover. Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will all retire from their positions and receive "golden parachute" payoffs of $100 million each, with other Democratic of...

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Funny story: Obama wins Election; Announces Bold New "Legislative" Plan

Obama wins Election; Announces Bold New "Legislative" Plan

(Chicago) Barack Obama has won the US Presidential election becoming the 44th President in US history and also becoming the first African American President. As the victory celebrations of the Democratic Party carried through the night Obama grabbed...

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Funny story: Democrats Find Key To Winning Christian Vote

Democrats Find Key To Winning Christian Vote

After years of struggling to get the evangelical vote, the Democratic party have finally worked out a way to reach out to those crazy Christian voters. Their election strategy is to subtly use the idea of the "rapture" and the second coming of Jesus...

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Funny story: Democrats Hire a Million Shrinks to Help Whitey Get in Touch with His Inner Racist

Democrats Hire a Million Shrinks to Help Whitey Get in Touch with His Inner Racist

In the most expensive and extensive use of psychiatry in an election campaign, the Democratic Party has sent 1,000,000 psychiatrists across America to help white voters overcome that little racist voice they all still harbor in their otherwise tolera...

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Funny story: Palin Wants to Know: Who Really Took Biden's IQ Test?

Palin Wants to Know: Who Really Took Biden's IQ Test?

Orlando,Fl./ Orlando Sentinel - Governor Sarah Palin, who has survived merciless IUD's to her professional reputation by the liberal media is questioning Sen. Biden's "guts" after he freaks at TV interview! The often misspoken Democrat candidate...

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Funny story: "Racist, Redneck, Real Readneck" PA. Residents Respond to Murtha: Congressman Dickhead!

"Racist, Redneck, Real Readneck" PA. Residents Respond to Murtha: Congressman Dickhead!

Hershey,Pa - Outraged Pennsylvania Constituents responded to their Congressional Representative John "Unindicted Abscam Co-Conspirator" Murtha's derogatory remarks about them in unprecedented fury. The former Car Wash Owner and Marine Drill Serg...

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Funny story: Obama Introduces "Tim the Fornicator" To Counter "Joe the Plumber" to Endose Economic Plan!

Obama Introduces "Tim the Fornicator" To Counter "Joe the Plumber" to Endose Economic Plan!

Palm Beach, Fl / Palm Beach Post - Burned by a recent impromptu interview with now famous "Joe the Plumber", Obama has countered with "Tim the Fornicator" to explain his socialistic strategy for "Spreading the Wealth Around" amidst GOP criticism!...

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Funny story: DEM Congressman Sets New Benchmark for "Preservation of Family Values": $120,000 To Former Mistress!

DEM Congressman Sets New Benchmark for "Preservation of Family Values": $120,000 To Former Mistress!

Palm Beach, FL,/ Palm Beach Post - In an action taken by incumbent Democrat Representative Tim Mahoney, sure to chill the bones of other Democratic "Players", the price for "Sweetheart" payoffs just rose to $120,000, plus additional perks of an assur...

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Funny story: The Story of "O" - Obama's Erotic Rise to Power: Sex, Whips, Submission and the Perversion of the Democratic Party!

The Story of "O" - Obama's Erotic Rise to Power: Sex, Whips, Submission and the Perversion of the Democratic Party!

Paris, France / Underground Times - Sophisticated Frenchmen are atwitter with this newly released Erotic Political Masterpiece detailing the unprecedented rise to power of a sex obsessed overachiever from the Veld of South Africa! Early reviews...

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Funny story: Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

NY/NY The Working Girl Times - Former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer made financial news this week as he attempted to amend his 2007 tax returns and now take a "loss" on "entertainment and medical expenses!" The former "Client #9", caught in a prostit...

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Funny story: DEMS Move on to Next Big Scam: Olympics in Chicago for 2016

DEMS Move on to Next Big Scam: Olympics in Chicago for 2016

Chicago, Il/ Fraudulent Times - Democrat Pols are actually salivating over the prospect of capturing the prestigious 2016 Olympics in order to refill their election coffers with more skimmed money."This event will throw off more money than hurrican...

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Funny story: New Abortion Research: Democrats vs. Republicans

New Abortion Research: Democrats vs. Republicans

Recently conducted research into Abortion Attitude has revealed significant differences between Democrats and Republicans: Democrats define life as beginning at birth. For Republicans, life begins when the kid finally moves away from home - for the last time. Democrats want to abort before birth. Republicans wait to abort until after getting the kid's first college tuition bill. Democra...

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Funny story: Psychology of Democrats vs. Republicans: LAUGHTER

Psychology of Democrats vs. Republicans: LAUGHTER

Republicans laugh in response to humor, while Democrats laugh for more...interesting reasons. Republicans, sadly, laugh in response to humor that makes fun of race, gender, financial status, golf scores, lack of golf club membership, lack of a driver with one of the new impressively enormous heads (the golf club, not your chauffer, you country club type!). And they laugh at lack of golf clubs,...

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Funny story: Panicked Obama to ACORN: We've Got to Have this Election Tomorrow!

Panicked Obama to ACORN: We've Got to Have this Election Tomorrow!

Chicago,Il /Militant Times - A new sense of urgency has gripped the Obama Presidential campaign as reports are surfacing that convicted Chicago Developer Tony Rezko is going to roll over on the entire Democrat Political Machine in Illinois. The 53...

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Funny story: Leaked Memo Says Obama's Nomination was Affirmative Action by Democrats

Leaked Memo Says Obama's Nomination was Affirmative Action by Democrats

(Washington DC) A leaked memo from the Democratic National Committee revealed that Barack Obama's presidential nomination was the direct result of the Democratic Party's policy on affirmative action. The internal memo was a actual direction ordered b...

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Funny story: Washington Press Reveal that Joe Biden has Man Boobs

Washington Press Reveal that Joe Biden has Man Boobs

A reporter that managed to sneak into the Senate Fitness Room has revealed that Senator Joe Biden, Democratic candidate for Vice President on the Barack Obama Ticket, has a large set of man boobs. "I'd say that they were at least a b-cup and put...

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