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Funny story: Stinkhorn fairy ring sprouts on No 10 lawn

Stinkhorn fairy ring sprouts on No 10 lawn

London - A circular fungal formation of Phallus impudicus hybrids has materialised in the PM's garden following weeks of downpours on Drowning Street's necrotic zone turves. The foul-smelling sticky mushroom is notorious in rooting from minute der...

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Funny story: X Rated Texts Shock for Cameron

X Rated Texts Shock for Cameron

Texts between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks establish their love for each other. With many X's their love life blossomed with texts at a rate of 12 a day. It is not thought that the Xs represented sexual congress. But they did show more than a...

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Funny story: Slavery to be reinstated in Britain

Slavery to be reinstated in Britain

The Conservative-Liberal Coalition has decided to reinstate slavery into the UK but with stringent strings attached. "Basically, we're not going to have a return to the good old days," said David Cameron, who will be putting Michael Portillo in ch...

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Funny story: Dennis Skinner Says "I can't Retire. I've Got Tory Zombies to Slay".

Dennis Skinner Says "I can't Retire. I've Got Tory Zombies to Slay".

Dennis Skinner has come back fighting after he was cruelly told to retire by David Cameron. He said "I can't leave the House, its got zombies, and I won't leave until every one of them is gone" Dennis first joined the fight against the zombies in...

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Funny story: World Exclusive - New Jeremy Hunt leaked email

World Exclusive - New Jeremy Hunt leaked email

A first draft of Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt's statement to the House of Commons has been leaked, reacting to the proposed take over of BSkyB by NewsCorp before it was 'polished' by Party officials. The recipient of the email is a certain DC, however DC is not David Cameron or even anyone closely associated with David Cameron, nor even anyone with the initials 'DC' according to a statement...

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Funny story: Double Dip for Cameron

Double Dip for Cameron

David Cameron has experienced two dips recently: first the dip in the polls for those say they will vote Conservative and next the economic dip with GDP(Grand Dad's Piss) showing that we have double dip recession. Then there is the Hunt saga of th...

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Funny story: Dilemma Llama

Dilemma Llama

Further to the breaking story submitted on 24 April 2012 where Mr Cameron and Mrs Nikki Cameron (nee Mr Clegg) declared their civil partnership to the world,is the amazing revelation that the couple are looking to adopt a Drowning Street Llama to rep...

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Funny story: Out of the Drowning Street Closet!

Out of the Drowning Street Closet!

A press release from Drowning street confirmed the overnight rumours about Prime-minister Cameron and deputy Prime-minister Clegg. Whilst on a visit to San Francisco, Gay capital of California, in 2008 they were in fact married in a civil service. Th...

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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E: 22nd April 2012

Selected Political News for W/E: 22nd April 2012

Monday 16th April 2012 Topic: "Respect's George Galloway has taken his seat in the House of Commons as the new MP for Bradford West." Source: BBC News Extract: He has vowed to speak out about Bradford's economic problems as well as his opposition to the Afghanistan war. After reading the traditional oath of allegiance to The Queen, Mr Galloway was offered his congratulations by MPs - includi...

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Funny story: Copy of my letter wot I wrote and sent to David Cameron

Copy of my letter wot I wrote and sent to David Cameron

Dear Sir, I understand that you are of a superior class, intellect and magnificence, with an ostentatiousness that must be the envy of many a politician. I also appreciate that your rise to become the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service and Leader of the Conservative Party, representing Witney as its Member of Parliament, has been...

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Funny story: Barking dame slams coalition government of pedigree chums

Barking dame slams coalition government of pedigree chums

London - An Isle of Dogs primogeniture expert and part-time Scruffs canine championships judge has rubbished the rough mongrels masquerading as members of the Cabinet. "Bl**dy dog's dinner of pedigree chums," Dame Fifi Rottweiler tweeted this morn...

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Funny story: Easter Egg Sensation

Easter Egg Sensation

We are advised that the Government has prepared a plan to divert the attention of the British people away from the Coalition's continual cock-ups towards the hatching of Easter Eggs. In a sensational move that is bound to see David Cameron back at...

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Funny story: David Cameron - Should We Trust Him? - Here are the facts: You Decide!

David Cameron - Should We Trust Him? - Here are the facts: You Decide!

David Cameron aka "Big Dave" or "Lucien deFellatio Cameron" is the current horse-loving Chief Nepotist claiming to be in charge of what was once a British Nation. At a public ceremony costing millions he was given away at his wedding by Gordon Brown and currently in an enforced marriage to the delightful Nicola Clegg, from Liberaliera. He is the son of Margaret Thatcher and Prince Lucifer.

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Funny story: Panic as Cameron's face appears on a slice of GCHQ toast

Panic as Cameron's face appears on a slice of GCHQ toast

London - A canteen lady at the UK's premier listening station nearly got the sack today after a slice of charred toast was mistaken for a deliberate April Fools prank. Mrs Doris Carnoustie was serving GCHQ CEO Sir Monty Dambusta his usual breakfas...

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Funny story: David Cameron Is Not A Liar Claims Ex-Government Minister!

David Cameron Is Not A Liar Claims Ex-Government Minister!

A Tory ex-Cabinet Minister has sensationally claimed that ill-health is likely to force David Cameron to hand in his resignation as Prime Minister within the next few days. The claim was made by Ex-Austerity Minister Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenw...

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Funny story: Don't Do Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Don't Do Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Stocks of Quick Drying Woodstain have run out after David Cameron advised the public not to paint their garden fences this weekend. DIY stores and Homecentres across the U.K have seen an unprecedented surge in people desperate to get their hands o...

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Funny story: The Government planned the fuel crisis

The Government planned the fuel crisis

A leaked memo from 10 Downing Street has revealed that the panic buying at the pumps was planned by the ConDems to help raise two billion pounds to cover the deficit created by the reduction in tax rate. David Cameron has denied that the memo is a...

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