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Funny story: Beckham disappointed over Disney pics

Beckham disappointed over Disney pics

David Beckham, Dandini of the Dollar, and undisputed emperor of the Euro has expressed his disappointment at the recent pictures issued by Disney.

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Funny story: Beckham in Creationist Museum ad promotion

Beckham in Creationist Museum ad promotion

Los Angeles - (Rotters): LA Galaxy football team's latest recruit David Beckham has signed a multi-million dollar deal to promote the Kentucky-based Creationist Museum and will appear on its advertising hoardings as Old Testament character Mr Ona...

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Funny story: Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's...

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Funny story: Beckham Rejects Cruise Scientology Offer

Beckham Rejects Cruise Scientology Offer

Hollywood midget and sofa-stomping weirdo Tom Cruise has failed in a bid to recruit new neighbour David Beckham to his infamous Scientology cult.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham

Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham

Boy wizard, Harry Potter, is reported to be digging his heels in over appearing in the last and final book of his trilogy.

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Funny story: Beckham demands wages in coins

Beckham demands wages in coins

It has been revealed today that David Beckham, model, media icon, girl magnet & part-time sports personality has written a clause into his contract at LA Galaxy so that his wages of £128m over five years, will be given to him in cash...

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Funny story: Beckham to Join LA Galaxy

Beckham to Join LA Galaxy

He used to be the darling of the Stretford End, the Bernabeu, the England fans' favourite, accustomed to playing in front o...

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Funny story: Scientology next for Beckham

Scientology next for Beckham

Madrid, Spain - (Ass Mess): Has-been football superstar David Beckham admitted today that he has been receiving coaching lessons ahead of a full-bling conversion ceremony into the cult of Scientology later this year after scoring a blinder in their P...

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Funny story: David Beckham and Gordon Ramsey are brothers?

David Beckham and Gordon Ramsey are brothers?

London - (Ass Mess): The UK's National Poisons Unit has confirmed DNA findings that name Tory politician and Hellfire Club grandee Stephen Norris as the father of both former England football team captain David Beckham and fowl-mouthed self publi...

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Funny story: Beckham Confesses: "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Affecting My Game"

Beckham Confesses: "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Affecting My Game"

Three days after admitting to suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), footballer David Beckham has revealed that, in addition to feeling uneasy when there's one two many Pepsi cans in his fridge or when the chairs in his living room a...

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Funny story: Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

A spokesman for Real Madrid and England superstar David Beckham, has denied insinuations that the player is thick. "David is doing a number of after-hours courses at a Spanish college and we are hoping that if he passes them, that we will be abl...

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Funny story: Beckham Reveals Real Facts of Penalty Incident

Beckham Reveals Real Facts of Penalty Incident

David Beckham broke cover early this morning to put forward his reasons for the penalty miss that helped to send the English team crashing out of the European finals...

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Funny story: US Still Doubtful About Existence of David Beckham

US Still Doubtful About Existence of David Beckham

Toronto, AP (June 22, 2004)...

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Funny story: David Beckham Breathes

David Beckham Breathes

The world seems to follow everything David Beckham does. We watched and waited as the last supposed scandal unfolded.

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Funny story: Telstra apologises to Warne and Beckham over text messaging mixup

Telstra apologises to Warne and Beckham over text messaging mixup

Telstra (Australia) has issued an unreserved apology to both Shane Warne and David Beckham after it was revelled that arising from a packet switching error in their network the two sports stars have been unknowingly sending each other x rated text m...

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Funny story: Lady Diana's Ghostly Shower

Lady Diana's Ghostly Shower

Ace celebrity and International footballer, David Beckham, shocked his fans when he claimed that royal ghosts were watching him showering.

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Funny story: Beckham in shock alien transfer

Beckham in shock alien transfer

Bert Wilson claimed that he was the victim of a cruel prank, carried out by alien beings.

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