A desktop PC once owned by Geoff Capes, has been found to have the extraordinary power of bug zapping.
Geriatric computer users are forming a world-wide revolution against pimply-faced know-it-all's in local ISP tech support companies.
The keyboard buttons Ctrl and C are reported to be engaged to marry this Summer. The two, who work adjacent to each other in offices, are well known as an inseparable couple.
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