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Funny story: Here Come "The Endies": Better Late Than Never

Here Come "The Endies": Better Late Than Never

HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat startling move that appears to have caught many industry sideliners completely off guard - especially those with either too much at stake in the immediate future and/or significantly less than the advised 20/20 with regards...

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Funny story: BP Announces Another New Oil Clean-up Plan

BP Announces Another New Oil Clean-up Plan

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Gulf of Mexico - Since the last efforts to stop the leak have failed, BP has put their top scientists to work on the clean-up plan to protect the coast. After contacting consultants in Hollywood, the stylists have recommended p...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona and Katie Price camera crews fight

Kerry Katona and Katie Price camera crews fight

Was it bad planning or a publicity stunt, but this morning on the street outside Riverside hotel in London Kerry Katona was coming out as Katie Price was going in. Kerry Katona is currently wooing Katie Price's ex-husband, Peter Andre, which has a...

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Funny story: Celebrity snippets

Celebrity snippets

Xrays revealed that the ubiquitous Tony Robinson has two parasites living in his double chins. They sit there patiently waiting for him to eat then grab some of the grub before it diappears down his rapacious gullet. Unfortunately they also crap up there, which accounts for his bad breath and that perpetual scowl. He probably caught them after spending many long hours in those damp smelly tren...

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Funny story: History's celebrities line up for Labour

History's celebrities line up for Labour

Both Labour and the Conservatives today wheeled out a host of historical figures to back their election campaigns and warn about the dangers of a Liberal Democrat win. In an open letter to the Guardian, some of the top figures from the school hist...

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Funny story: New Reality TV Series To Be A Hit

New Reality TV Series To Be A Hit

Twenty-eight non-celebrities. 28 days and nights. A phone vote every second day with a 'Y' in it. Sound familiar? Well, sort of, but this time there's a twist. A new show has decided to not only break the mould of 'celebreality TV' but smash it to...

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Funny story: Katy Perry: I Would So Totally Do a Prep-H Commercial

Katy Perry: I Would So Totally Do a Prep-H Commercial

In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Kay Perry was asked how she felt about going on national television and admitting to millions that she suffers from acne in a commercial she shot for Proactiv Acne Solution. "When they first asked...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin Gay - Who's Next?

Ricky Martin Gay - Who's Next?

Raving poofter Ricky Martin has finally taken his balls out of his mother's purse and admitted that he is gay. In a career spanning three decades, the spineless lothario was all the time living la vida homo, but never admitting to it; instead he h...

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Funny story: When TM Hit Z Fan

When TM Hit Z Fan

In keeping with the gut-check spirit of the latest annual motion picture arts and sciences taffy pull, it seems only fitting that we finally, at long last, get the first official gander at what some local bargain hunters apparently found wedged insid...

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Funny story: Celebrity Adoption Shocker

Celebrity Adoption Shocker

The world of celebrity was rocked to its very foundations today when it was announced singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse was adopting a white baby from her own country. In a move that has already been branded as "disgusting" by Madonna and Angelina Joli...

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Funny story: Celebrity deal or no deal axed

Celebrity deal or no deal axed

A celebrity edition of deal or no deal has been axed due to the contestants inability to answer the question. Alex Reid, famous for being someone's boyfriend was first up, but failed to get past round one as each time Noel asked him "deal or no...

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Funny story: WowSoNowILoveThatHotCelebTeen Fashion

WowSoNowILoveThatHotCelebTeen Fashion

Hi, and welcome to the March WSNILTHCT Fashion pages. I has all the hawt info to make you look Cool with a K! Trend One: Goth. The best gothic item of clothing we could find in New Look was fake diamond studded black leather denim cotton skinny harem pants!! So CUTE!! For JUST 1,576 pounds of your money! Gothic make-up tip: Apply black eyeliner. There you go! 'Cause rock chic, rock chi...

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Funny story: New Celebrity reality show announced

New Celebrity reality show announced

The world leaders in reality TV production, have announced their latest venture which will pit has-been and barely known celebrities against wild animals, as well as each other. Celebrity Colosseum is anticipated to be the highlight of this summer...

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Funny story: James Holzier Discusses "Facts & Favs"

James Holzier Discusses "Facts & Favs"

Popular rising celebrity James Holzier discusses his facts and favs with me, Debbie P. Favorite age or time in your life: "All the time.." Favorite time of year: "Fall." Favorite Holiday: "Christmas." Favorite snack: "Pizza." Favorite cereal: "Cookie Crisp." Favorite TV show of all time: "Friends, when I was growing up." Favorite album: "Bob Marley" Favorite gift to give: "...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Admits "I Kissed a Girl" About Fiance Russell Brand

Katy Perry Admits "I Kissed a Girl" About Fiance Russell Brand

LOS ANGELES, California -- Singer Katy Perry and British comedian Russell Brand have been on the fast track to marriage since last fall, according to reports. On December 31, their engagement became official. Because neither Perry nor Brand has un...

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Funny story: Anti-Americanism Rears Its Head On Crap Brit Reality Show

Anti-Americanism Rears Its Head On Crap Brit Reality Show

In the final and without doubt worst ever series of Celebrity Big Brother, a distinct feeling of anti-Americanism has pervaded the set, as the three latest nominees up for eviction are all US citizens. Rapper/Singer/Vertically Challenged Sisqo, ac...

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Funny story: Bob Timpson 'Not Ready For Love'

Bob Timpson 'Not Ready For Love'

Bob Timpson, the famous celebrity builder in Leicester, says he is not ready for love, in a sensational outburst following the split from long time girlfriend Natalie Lyle. The celebrity, who made his name when he auditioned for Big Brother, but w...

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