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Funny story: Most Americans Mystified by Canada

Most Americans Mystified by Canada

Recent research by UCLA has revealed that the vast majority of Americans are mystified and puzzled by claims that a large, independent country known as Canada exists just a few miles away from some major American cities. The survey, which was admini...

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Funny story: Nature's mysteries-in the crosshairs of hunters?

Nature's mysteries-in the crosshairs of hunters?

TGN - In April of this year, in the frozen wastelands of Canada's Northwest territories, a never before documented marvel of nature presented itself to humanity: The first grizzly/polar bear hybrid of the wild was discovered. Right before it was prom...

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Funny story: Canadian Supreme Court Approves Automatic Weapons In High School Classes

Canadian Supreme Court Approves Automatic Weapons In High School Classes

Ottawa, Canada -- Just one day after the brilliant decision to permit Sikh high school students to carry razor-sharp daggers called "kirpans" in class, the High Court handed down another watershed decision.

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Funny story: Canadian Seal Clubbers Adrift

Canadian Seal Clubbers Adrift

In a crises threatening the already strained relations of the United States, Canada and the United Nations, stranded Canadian baby seal clubbers remained adrift on a floating ice sheet for a fifth straight day. Humanitarian efforts to leave them out...

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Funny story: CANADA = TERROR

CANADA = TERROR

I am big hearted and a sucker for a sob-story. Any time anyone is in any trouble, I am always the first to put my shoulder to the grindstone, grease my elbow or write a BIG FAT CHECK. Two years ago, one of my neighbor’s dogs ran away. I tried and tried to find it – going so far as to put my LAMcopter into action – but the dog was never found. Did I let this tragedy pass unnoticed? Of course n...

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Funny story: Canadian Province Separates from Country

Canadian Province Separates from Country

Frustrated with the complete and total incompetence of the federal government, the province of British Columbia removed itself from the rest of Canada earlier today. At 4:20 pm, Premier Gordon Campbell made the announcement that British Columbians &q...

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Funny story: Porridge Surfing Revival

Porridge Surfing Revival

Porridge surfing, once the craze of the late 20's and 30's in Canada and mid-Western America, has started to make a modest comeback.

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Funny story: Cabin Fever Devastating to NHL Players

Cabin Fever Devastating to NHL Players

TORONTO, CANADA - As the lockout of National Hockey League (NHL) players reached its 117th day (January 10), the Canadian Mental Health Association (CMHA) blamed out-of-work hockey players for a disturbing spike in cabin fever-related incidents. Acco...

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Funny story: Bush Visits Canada; People Vomit

Bush Visits Canada; People Vomit

HALIFAX, Nova Scrotia- Bush praised Canadians today in Halifax of their assistance after 9/11. Half of the population was very pissed off of his arrival. But most Canadian-Bush-Haters flopped their opinions Kerry style when Bush explained "blah...

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Funny story: Canada Extends Olive Branch To Utopians

Canada Extends Olive Branch To Utopians

Prime Minister Paul Martin of Canada is extending an olive branch to the Republic of EastCoastHusker and other Utopian nations, after threats of invasion. He offers to cede half of Ontario, Newfoundland, and 17% of the Yukon Territory to the Utopian...

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Funny story: U.S. Targets French Canadian Boats for Preemptive Strike.

U.S. Targets French Canadian Boats for Preemptive Strike.

U.S. spy satellites have stepped up their surveillance along the US/Canada border confirming that French Canadians are massing at the US/Canadian border in preparation for a clandestine voter registration operation in northern counties of New York, O...

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Funny story: Computer Glitch Voids Canadian Election Results

Computer Glitch Voids Canadian Election Results

OTTAWA (Dissociated Press)-- In a surprise statement, Elections Canada today announced that it was invalidating the results of the recent Canadian federal election. Officials revealed that what had been portrayed in the media as a hotly-contested rac...

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Funny story: Spate of computer-giant-like domain registrations dells disaster for major compaqies worldwide

Spate of computer-giant-like domain registrations dells disaster for major compaqies worldwide

With the news recently that the ‘Microsoft Corporation vs. mikerowesoft.com' case in Canada will go ahead, a spate of similar cases have been taken by even bigger computer companies against even younger kids worldwide.

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Funny story: Luna Killed by "Rescuing" indians

Luna Killed by "Rescuing" indians

Gold River, B.C., Canada -- Primary reports received from boaters on the Gold River indicate that the Indians from the Mowachaht First Nation tribe, who wanted to keep the killer whale Luna from being captured by Canadian and U.S. officials coaxed Lu...

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Funny story: Health Canada Said To Consider Daring New "Vaccination" Initiative

Health Canada Said To Consider Daring New "Vaccination" Initiative

(OTTAWA)-- Almost twenty years to the day after the passage of the epochal Canada Health Act, Canada's Health Act Division has released a series of stunning new initiatives for the country's legendary publicly funded health care system. E...

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Funny story: Canada Joins E.U.

Canada Joins E.U.

Toronto, Canada- Baffling geographers around the globe, Canada officially became a member of the European Union this morning.

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Funny story: "Eat my socks... wait. Eat my depleted uranium" - Bush

"Eat my socks... wait. Eat my depleted uranium" - Bush

It became evident that the United States of America was very serious about its attempts to take over Canada and, presumably, the rest of the world. When the French Prime Minister authorized the launch of twenty-six nuclear warheads against the United...

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