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Funny story: Prop 8 and the Donors Who Wish Not Speak their Names

Prop 8 and the Donors Who Wish Not Speak their Names

Though political donations are a matter of the public record, many of the financial supporters of California's Gay hate Prop 8 would like to remain anonymous. Investigators into the heavily bankrolled campaign against gay marriage are discovering...

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Funny story: California Approves Prop 86 Ban on Same-Sex Divorce

California Approves Prop 86 Ban on Same-Sex Divorce

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A proposition to ban the practice of allowing same-sex couples to break their sacred vows of matrimony was passed by California voters in Tuesday's election. At a ballroom in San Diego, the mood of supporters gathered in suppor...

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Funny story: Californicators Punished for Sins Against Gay Marriage by Effeminate Sacred Heart of Jesus

Californicators Punished for Sins Against Gay Marriage by Effeminate Sacred Heart of Jesus

The Santa Ana winds drove walls of flame that consumed thousands of homes while earthquakes rocked LA and San Diego, all in the wake of heterosexual Californicators Indian giving of marriage to gays. Religious experts who study acts of divine r...

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Funny story: California Fires: Arnold Schwarzenegger To Put Them Out

California Fires: Arnold Schwarzenegger To Put Them Out

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has said in a television address that he will single-handedly tackle the fires that are ravaging the LA area, and expects to have them all out by tomorrow. The fires, to the north, north-west and south of...

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Funny story: California: A Roller Coaster Ride for Gay Chickens

California: A Roller Coaster Ride for Gay Chickens

California's gay chickens were shocked with mix emotions last Tuesday in California. Early in the night, gay chickens all over the state were ecstatic as the results came in over Proposition 2, which would require that California's farmers allow chickens the right to a comfortable living space. Coronal Sanders sat in the back of Proposition 2 headquarters, happy that his chickens would grow up...

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Funny story: Leonid Meteors Arrive in California for Next Shower

Leonid Meteors Arrive in California for Next Shower

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - The meteors for this year's Leonid meteor shower have arrived in California. The meteors were transported to the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus (MPOC) where they are sorted out and prepared for the upcoming meteor...

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Funny story: New Prop 8 Ad Causes Controversy in California

New Prop 8 Ad Causes Controversy in California

As the election draws near, California voters are being bombarded with radio ads about Proposition 8, but there is one that they did not expect to hear. Those opposed to same sex marriage are running ads in favor of Proposition 8, which would defi...

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Funny story: California issues autographed holographic special collector's edition state bonds to cover budget shortfall

California issues autographed holographic special collector's edition state bonds to cover budget shortfall

Sacramento, California - Hoping to generate cash for the state budget shortfall by generating celebrity autograph collector's interest because all the liquidity the state usually barrows from Wall Street to get by until the tax revenues come in June...

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Funny story: Home schooling now legal again in California, though conditions apply

Home schooling now legal again in California, though conditions apply

Los Angeles, California - From the state that touts torts of tolerance with same-sex marriages, legalized medical marijuana and a history of voting two Hollywood "Republican" movie stars to the highest office of governor (but outlawed home schooling)...

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Funny story: California Bars Trans Fatties!

California Bars Trans Fatties!

While the southern border of the US of A is being blockaded by imported bricks from the Berlin Wall, California has a new idea, what's new? The Eastern boundary of the state of California will now be patrolled by the TFSPC (Trans Fatties State Police...

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Funny story: Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Berkeley PRSFI, August 2010: Two years of diligent effort have restored the infrastructure of San Francisco Island to its former greatness. The big one finally hit the city of San Francisco in the middle of the summer of 2008. This earthquake measur...

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Funny story: California Changes Bridal Wedding Requirements (Again)

California Changes Bridal Wedding Requirements (Again)

For many years on their wedding days, brides have been traditionally requred to wear "something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue." This will no longer be the case in California.

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Funny story: Gay marriage in Calif. gets 'new' term

Gay marriage in Calif. gets 'new' term

Sacramento, CA - The state of California has recently allowed gays the right to be bonded in matrimony. The problem up to now has been gays wanting to use the traditional term of 'marraige'. Many on the religious right oppose gay people gett...

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Funny story: AskFrFred44giveness Seen Protesting California Gay Marriage Ceremony

AskFrFred44giveness Seen Protesting California Gay Marriage Ceremony

Picture the poor soul at the gay marriage ceremony of two octogenarian lesbians who have been together for more than half a century. There he stands armed with his preprinted placard reading: "Homosex is a Sin!"...

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Funny story: California Comes Out of Depression: Gayconomy!

California Comes Out of Depression: Gayconomy!

Gayconomy has struck the Golden State! While states straight across the US of Hetereosexsuality are malingering in the quagmire of Bush domestic and foreign policy, the state of the golden boys and girls is booming with the gaynomic stimulus of gay m...

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Funny story: California opens drive-thru nuptials: Gays rush to marry, straights to divorce and reload

California opens drive-thru nuptials: Gays rush to marry, straights to divorce and reload

County clerk offices opened today to hundreds of gay couples with appointments to exchange vows, and thousands of divorcing straight couples exchanging blows, on the first full day that drive-thru nuptials became legal throughout California.

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Funny story: Same Sex marriage legalised

Same Sex marriage legalised

"I have been having the same sex all through our marriage. Yes it's boring but now it's legal' said Duwayne Barton , 43. "I am delighted."...

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