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Funny story: California Approves Do-It-Yourself Mammograms

California Approves Do-It-Yourself Mammograms

SACRAMENTO, California - The California Senate has just approved a bill which would allow female residents of California over the age of 27, the opportunity of performing their very own Mammograms in the privacy of their own home (apartment, condo, o...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus breasts lopsided shocker

Miley Cyrus breasts lopsided shocker

A storm of controversy has erupted in the Miley Cyrus camp today when having her weekly checkup the doctor said "the left breast hung a fraction of a centimeter lower than the right breasts but don't worry this is quite common". Miley Cyrus broke do...

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Funny story: Scientist to Set Clocks by Megan Fox Breasts

Scientist to Set Clocks by Megan Fox Breasts

Scientists studying the actress Megan Fox in the movie Transformers 2 have calculated that it is indeed possible to set the time to her jiggling breasts. The beautiful star's bountiful assets so impressed young, male heterosexual scientists that t...

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Funny story: Janet Jackson's Boobs Finally Get Lawsuit Settled

Janet Jackson's Boobs Finally Get Lawsuit Settled

I guess it was due after Michael Jackson's death and all the freaky things going on with the Jackson family that one thing has certainly came out right, if you'll excuse the pun. A four year lawsuit has been declared dismissed after Janet Jackson'...

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Funny story: Medical Emergency On Jet Caused By Burst Breast Implant

Medical Emergency On Jet Caused By Burst Breast Implant

Los Angeles, CA - A medical emergency was declared on an Aeroflot plane last month. On June 13th Flight SU-321, from Moscow Sheremetyevo (Russia) to Los Angeles , was given priority landing as a result of a female passenger, Svetlana Starlight, 45,...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton's Tits Offically Sag To Ground Level

Dolly Parton's Tits Offically Sag To Ground Level

Dolly Parton, the 63 year old country singer most famous for her huge breasts, has announced today that her boobs have now sagged so much that they drag on the ground. "If I take off my bra, them puppies is bouncing off my feet. I gotta kick 'em...

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Funny story: Megan Fox spotted buying sack of Silicone

Megan Fox spotted buying sack of Silicone

Transformers beauty Megan Fox was spotted buying a large sack of silicone on her way home from a meeting with a mystery man today. The foxy star(excuse me - bleurrrgggghhh vomit)was seen leaving a building that looked like a hospital and shaking h...

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Funny story: Woman Loses Breast Implants in Poker Game

Woman Loses Breast Implants in Poker Game

Madeline (sometimes called Maddy or Madame) Bitters just set a new record for losses in a game of poker. While many people have lost their car, their home, or even the shirt off of their backs, she lost her breast implants. "I went to Las Vegas b...

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Funny story: Moscow Teen Who Invented A Way To Upload Her Breast Milk Wins Nobel Prize In Physics

Moscow Teen Who Invented A Way To Upload Her Breast Milk Wins Nobel Prize In Physics

Moscow - A Moscow teen, Svetlana Borskovicovich, who found a way to upload her breast milk to the internet, has been awarded a Nobel prize in physics. Said the Nobel committee, "...the ability for a female to upload their breast milk online and su...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Fired and Must Return Breast Implants

Carrie Prejean Fired and Must Return Breast Implants

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Carrie Prejean has been fired by Donald Trump for ignoring her duties as Miss California, and Trump is insisting that she surrender both her crown and the silicone breast implants paid for with Miss California pageant funds...

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Funny story: Katie Jordan Price - Her Right Breast Speaks Out!

Katie Jordan Price - Her Right Breast Speaks Out!

Tits can't actually speak, we all know that, but here at the Spoof.com we managed to locate a 'Titty Psychic' who was able to communicate with Jordan/Katie's right tit through looking at a series of revealing photographs of the trash queen and drawin...

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Funny story: Size 38KKK Woman Can Barely Get Through Door At Hooters!

Size 38KKK Woman Can Barely Get Through Door At Hooters!

Jane Linnman of Raleigh, North Carolina, -a lady who was laughed out of the building after applying for a job at Hooters a year ago- got her revenge Saturday when she could barely squeeze her 38KKK's through the front doorway, to go in and sit down i...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Man-Boobs Axed by TV Channel

Man With World's Largest Man-Boobs Axed by TV Channel

HOUSTON, TX - The man with the world's largest man-boobs was given the axe today by a local Foxx affiliate, leaving many wanting answers. "Is somebody going to write a spoof story about it?" asked Sally Jenkins. "That's something I'd really like...

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Funny story: Heartbroken Pete Pleads For Custody Of One Breast

Heartbroken Pete Pleads For Custody Of One Breast

The breakdown of the Jordan/Peter Andre marriage which rocked the showbiz fraternity yesterday was given an added twist today when a clearly distraught Pete was seen outside the family residence pleading to be granted custody of one of Jordan's breas...

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Funny story: Cher's Left Breast Splits From Her Right Breast

Cher's Left Breast Splits From Her Right Breast

Family and friends of the couple say they hate to see it happen but knew it one day would come to this, as Cher's right breast has split with her left breast. "I hardly even recognize her anymore", the right breast told the National Inquisitor Sat...

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Funny story: Jordan's breasts to go on much needed holiday

Jordan's breasts to go on much needed holiday

Silicon Valley, CA - Jordan AKA Katie Price and Peter Andre have announced Jordan's breasts, Breasta and Boobie, are to go on a much needed holiday to The Andes in France. After eight years of working non-stop as two of the world's top breasts, wi...

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Funny story: Arsenal Ladies No Match For United

Arsenal Ladies No Match For United

At 1-0 down, it was always going to an enormous task for Arsenal to square things up in their Champions League semi-final second leg against Manchester United tonight, but fielding their women's team was never going to be enough, and so it proved.

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