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Funny story: New book says you're fat

New book says you're fat

Noam Chomsky introduced his new book today at a gathering at the neighborhood Why Not market. Chomsky opened the talk with "Why not the Why Not?" and further described the market is where words are evolving daily. Here where a large means a sma...

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Funny story: Books Which I Would Love to Read if Only they Existed

Books Which I Would Love to Read if Only they Existed

• My Sweet 16 by Karl Marx (sequel to Das Capital Investment) • Big Brother Turned Out Worse Than I Anticipated by George Orwell • Failure by Bill Gates • The Couples Guide to Hassle Free Divorce by Katie Price • Ha! Like That's Ever Going to Happen by Dr Michio Kaku • Notes from Planet Bill by Mrs Bryson • Karma Sutra- The Next Chapter by Mary Whitehouse • Why I Put All...

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Funny story: Republican Book Debut - 'Everything We Learned About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten'

Republican Book Debut - 'Everything We Learned About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten'

The Republican Party in conjunction with FOX News is celebrating their collaborative publishing effort, a new book called 'Everything We Need To Know About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten'. Its publication has started such a buying frenzy amo...

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Funny story: Book Cover Made Of Human Skin Develops Psoriasis!

Book Cover Made Of Human Skin Develops Psoriasis!

Wealthy entrepreneur David Wayne Haskins of Clarksville, Tennessee has many volumes of rare books an has one whole shelf of some 34 books that are hundreds of years old and he was shocked lately after pulling down a copy of "Peter's Complaint" to sho...

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Funny story: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Kindles View iPad Launch

Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Kindles View iPad Launch

Kindles await with dread April 3, when the long-awaited Apple iPad will officially go on sale in the U. S. Like the Kindle, the iPad serves as an electronic reader, although it does a number of other things as well. It's clearly a competitor, but o...

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Funny story: Kindles Protest Against Publishers Who Won't Let Them Speak, Vow Not To Shut Up

Kindles Protest Against Publishers Who Won't Let Them Speak, Vow Not To Shut Up

Angry Kindles, protesting against publishers who have turned off the text-to-speech function on some Kindle books, staged a demonstration on the steps of the entrance to the main branch of the New York City Public Library at Fifth Avenue and 42nd Str...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Book 'The True Story of King Kate Gosselin - The Real Reason That I Cannot Get A Date" Hits #1

Kate Gosselin's Book 'The True Story of King Kate Gosselin - The Real Reason That I Cannot Get A Date" Hits #1

CHICAGO - Kate Gosselin was in town shopping for a new wristwatch. While at the highly prestigious Winds of Chicago Mall she received a call from one of her neighbors back in Pennsylvania. The neighbor notified her that her latest book, The True S...

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Funny story: The Mr. Men don't celebrate any anniversary today

The Mr. Men don't celebrate any anniversary today

The Mr. Men and Little Misses, cartoon characters created by Roger Hargreaves 39 years and 233 days ago today, had no anniversary today but were used shamelessly by the BBC to plug their programmes anyway. The characters are still very popular with small children and here is a list of some them: Mr. Liar: a grinning man that can't stop telling lies - lies about weapons of mass destruction, croo...

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Funny story: Famous Writer In Minnesota Goes Beserk - She's Arrested And Charged With 'Wrote Rage'

Famous Writer In Minnesota Goes Beserk - She's Arrested And Charged With 'Wrote Rage'

ST. PAUL, Minnesota - Noted self-help author Alexis Dramcloud-Gulpbutter, 42, who has written over 20 books on subjects dealing with performing your own tonsillectomies and building your own riding mower, was taken into custody after going beserk at...

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Funny story: eBook Prices on the Rise, Amazon Kindles Stage Protest

eBook Prices on the Rise, Amazon Kindles Stage Protest

New Yorkers got a shock today when they were treated to the sight of hundreds of Amazon kindles staging a protest in Penn Station. The electronic readers were angry with the talk of the possibility of increases in the prices of eBooks. They fear the...

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Funny story: 'The Old Lack of Curiosity Shop' by Charles Blickens

'The Old Lack of Curiosity Shop' by Charles Blickens

'Nell carefully swept the floor of her grandfather's curiosity shop in West London with a broom, West London with a broom being the unfashionable part of that city, and sighed to herself. For she was only 14 but always curious about things and wanted to know why the British had put so much effort into defeating Napoleon Bonaparte, and why Tottenham Hotspur would never really achieve anything no...

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Funny story: Floor Sales at Browns and Nables

Floor Sales at Browns and Nables

Browns and Nables book store is hiring - A sign outside the huge building housing the book store with a name similar to a famous book seller is in need of lots of help. Shelving in the store in San Diego collapsed under the tremblings of a 3.2 q...

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Funny story: Dan Brown's 'Young Buddha' Slated for Summer Release

Dan Brown's 'Young Buddha' Slated for Summer Release

Having had his way with the history of Catholicism, figuratively and also in the biblical sense, Dan Brown has been sequestered away in his mountain retreat while writing his new novel about the early days of Buddha. Insiders at the Brown camp hin...

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Funny story: Emo Books Put Negative Criticisms on Dust Jacket to Boost Sales

Emo Books Put Negative Criticisms on Dust Jacket to Boost Sales

Bristol, CT- Rusty Razor Press, a small publisher of music magazines and cult fiction, has announced a new marketing strategy to boost sales among their core audience. Rusty Razor Press will start printing negative reviews received from readers of ad...

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Funny story: Two Kindles Have Screaming Match in Times Square

Two Kindles Have Screaming Match in Times Square

A spat between an Amazon Kindle and a Barnes & Noble Nook might not have been a great surprise, but yesterday in New York's Times Square it was a smackdown between two Kindles that made the news. That's right. The same brand of electronic reader...

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Funny story: Overheard Phone Conversations At Barnes & Noble

Overheard Phone Conversations At Barnes & Noble

Bits of conversation overheard of people talking on cellphones while reading books for free at Barnes & Noble Cafe: "So my attorney, Mr. Randolf jumped up and shouted, "I object, your honor! His 'alleged' cannibalism! 'Alleged!' cannibalism!" "Boy Ralphie did I just have a wonderful crap while I was talking to you awhile ago. It set the hand blower off on the wall. They're still back the...

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Funny story: Barnes & Noble's Nook Will NOT Be Home for Christmas

Barnes & Noble's Nook Will NOT Be Home for Christmas

You could order one today, but it won't be delivered until the new year. Sing "I'll Be Home for Christmas" all you want, just make sure that there aren't any Nooks -- the ones, whether they are complete or incomplete, that'll be housed in warehouses...

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