In 1912, the Titanic struck and iceberg on the ship's maiden voyage and sank, causing the deaths of over 1000 people. Historians, working with a team of divers, have discovered that the ship did not strike just "any old iceberg." Instead, the liner...
Washington DC, November, 24 2008: President Elect Barack Obama is expected to ask Senator Hillary Clinton to be the next Secretary of State in the new administration. Even Joe the plumber couldn't stop this leak! The nagging question, as during th...
The inner circle of the nascent Obama administration is wrestling with the concept of Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State. The problem, according to insiders, is not so much a question of her plainness and incompetency as it is with what to do about her Bill. Apparently, the former President has become a Democratic embarrassment. While the President-elect and his cronies have been meeting...
Dubai/ Palm Island News - Bill Clinton made it official today, confirming what has been known for the past 8 years: He is a paid government agent for Dubai. The announcement was made at a ceremony where the former President officially accepted the g...
Now that Hillary Clinton has been "tapped" by Obama cronies to be his Secretary of State, concerns about the nomination are being raised with regard to her hubby, Bill. Since the end of his Presidency, Bill Clinton has carved out a path to immortali...
Sen. Hillary Clinton gave President-elect Barack Obama's his first brazilian bikini wax today. But his aides are becoming exasperated by the Clinton camp's demands that each pubic hair be individually plucked by former President Bill Clinton. The...
Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hillary Clinton's aspirations to be the next US Secretary of State suffered a big blow (job) this weekend. Senate Appointments Committee sources confirmed the Senator for New York would have to disclos...
In the wake of Hilary Clinton's unsuccessful attempt for the presidential candidacy, husband Bill has agreed to promote and advocate the once popular cigar. The former president is unconcerned by his spurious connection with the stogey (re the Mo...
New York - Former President Bill Clinton, who recently remarked of Sarah Palin "I come from Arkansas, I get why she's hot out there", denied having sexual fantasies about the VPILF hopeful. Anonymous sources, however, have cited staffers at Clin...
Despite publicly stating "I'll do whatever I'm asked to do", an angry Bill Clinton barely acknowledged Obama's presence during their famous tete-a-tete a couple of days ago. An anonymous source stated: "Bill basically told Barack he could kiss hi...
Advice Bill Clinton Should Have Received Before Assuming The Presidency "You can put lipstick on a pig, But she's still a pig" Is a lesson Moms to their sons Should be teaching. Had Bill Clinton Heard this advice Before meeting Monica There would have been No impeaching. The End...
Chicago/AP - Democrats lined up at the Podium to roast their former President , Bill Clinton, and raise funds for Senator Barack Obama's quest for the Presidency, at the $50,000 a plate dinner hosted by Rosie O'Donnell, formerly of The View. Inclu...
Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today th...
The Democratic Convention has been awash with smiling Clintons and inundated with gossip of grandiose political appointments to buy the support of the former first family. Chelsea Clinton who has defied conventional beauty all of her life is s...
Political scientists and sexsual researchers have dickheads together in an effort to discover why one relatively recent American President had eight years of brilliant accomplishments in both domestic and foreign policy and why another turned out to...
NY/NY AP - Citing major financial shortfalls from her failed Presidential run,a spokesman for Senator Hillary Clinton said today she may wind up broke and penniless. "Her husband wants no part of this mess," a source close to the situation said,"...
Bill Clinton has advised all of Hillary's die hard supporters to remove their Hillary T-Shirts as a sign of support for Barack Obama. State by state, the campaign workers for Senator Clinton have complied as the first ever topless demonstration f...
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