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Funny story: Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Michael Jordan, the owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, who have only won 7 games and lost 57 says that he wants to dispel some rumors that are going around the NBA locker rooms. First of all the wants it known that he is n...

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Funny story: Gay Rumors Fly Regarding Dallas Mavericks Delonte "Wet Willie" West

Gay Rumors Fly Regarding Dallas Mavericks Delonte "Wet Willie" West

DALLAS - The rumor mill is working overtime as the latest sports rumor concerns Delonte West, 28, of the Dallas Mavericks who was given a technical for sticking his finger in the right ear of Utah Jazz player Gordon Hayward, 22. The Jazz ended up...

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Funny story: The Dallas Mavericks Put Lamar Odom of "Khloe and Lamar" Out To Pasture

The Dallas Mavericks Put Lamar Odom of "Khloe and Lamar" Out To Pasture

DALLAS - The Dallas Mavericks organization has finally had enough of Mr. Lamar "LaLaLand" Odom and have placed him on the inactive list instead of outright releasing him. Mavericks owner Mark "Smiley" Cuban told Sherwood Frisbee with Sports Balls...

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Funny story: Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

In an interview with ESPN's Michael Breen Saturday, Jeremy Lin's left knee announced its decision to suspend any and all rigorous physical activity on the part of its host in an attempt to "put some chill on all the 'Linsanity' bullshit." "Seriou...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo: I Plan To Outshine Michael Jordan

Rajon Rondo: I Plan To Outshine Michael Jordan

Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics may very well be one of the best player in the National Basketball Association at the present time but some of his teammates say he may be getting a bit above himself of late. Players who asked not to be quoted sa...

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Funny story: Charles "Motor Mouth" Barkley Has Stuck His Oversized Foot In His Venomous Mouth Again!

Charles "Motor Mouth" Barkley Has Stuck His Oversized Foot In His Venomous Mouth Again!

NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley, alias the "Round Mound of Rebound" has once again let his mouth overload his bottom side. The "Chuckster" has gone and written a check that his fat behind cannot cash. And the object of Barkley's verbal assault are...

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Funny story: Some Dallas Mavericks Fans Are Blaming Lamar Odom's Downward Spiraling on The Kardashian "Curse"

Some Dallas Mavericks Fans Are Blaming Lamar Odom's Downward Spiraling on The Kardashian "Curse"

DALLAS - Well if Dallas Mavericks player Lamar Odom's basketball play gets any lower he may run into some West Virginia coal miners picking away at Mother Earth. The NBA forward who last year received the coveted Sixth Man of The Year Award has be...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant, Steaming, Tells Team During Meeting, "Either Win, or Don't"

Kobe Bryant, Steaming, Tells Team During Meeting, "Either Win, or Don't"

Kobe Bryant of the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers has never been one to bite his tongue. After his team's recent up and down performances, a disgusted Bryant called for a players-only meeting. In that meeting, Bryant declared, "Look, either you win, or...

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Funny story: New York Knicks Sensation Jeremy Lin A Rousing Success For Harvard Robotics

New York Knicks Sensation Jeremy Lin A Rousing Success For Harvard Robotics

CAMBRIDGE, MA--The NBA's newest rising star, Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks, is turning heads around the league with his impressive playmaking abilities and incredibly lifelike exoskeleton. Lin, who was activated on August 23, 1988, is the first A...

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Funny story: The New York Knicks 23-Year-Old Basketball Sensation Jeremy Lin Says That Madonna Wants To Adopt Him

The New York Knicks 23-Year-Old Basketball Sensation Jeremy Lin Says That Madonna Wants To Adopt Him

NEW YORK CITY - The city of New York has been griped by Linsanity, Linmania, and dozens of other Linspired buzzwords. But Harvard grad and New York Knicks Lincredible player Jeremy Lin who is only 23, is taking it all in stride and at times appear...

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Funny story: New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

NEW YORK CITY - New York Knicks rookie sensation Jeremy Lin informed Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly that he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. The 23-year-old Lincredible player said that Kardashian told him that she got hi...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Swears That She Is Finished With Dating Sports Figures and From Now On She Is Sticking To Hollywood Celebrities

Kim Kardashian Swears That She Is Finished With Dating Sports Figures and From Now On She Is Sticking To Hollywood Celebrities

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently remarked that after her 72-day marriage to NBA basketball star Kris Humphries ended in her filing for divorce she has sat down and thought about what she really wants in a man. The Hollywood celeb who is pe...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was shopping on Rodeo Drive at the famed Dolce & Gabbana Store for a winter purse. She was quickly approached and assisted by the store's assistant manager Evangeline Tucker-Waterseason, 42. Kardashian was thr...

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Funny story: Vanessa Bryant, Kobe's Soon-to-Be-Ex-Wife Comes Out $melling Like A $75 Million Rose!

Vanessa Bryant, Kobe's Soon-to-Be-Ex-Wife Comes Out $melling Like A $75 Million Rose!

LOS ANGELES - Saying that he does not want to prolong the agony anymore, Kobe Bryant has come to a property and monetary settlement agreement with his wife of 11 years the amazingly rich Vanessa Bryant whom Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight has...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Want To Adopt The E-Trade Baby

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Want To Adopt The E-Trade Baby

DALLAS - The past few months have not been very good for the tallest of the Kardashian sisters, 5-foot-10-inch Khloe, and her husband Dallas Mavericks player Lamar Odom. First in early December Lamar was suddenly traded from the Los Angeles Lakers...

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Funny story: NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The way things are going, there very well could be another basketball divorce in the future for yet another one of the infamous Kardashian attention-seeking sisters. Bedroom Pillow Talk has learned that Khloe Kardashian is seeki...

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Funny story: An Extremely Furious Michele Bachmann Has Asked Herman Cain To Please Stop Calling And Asking Her Out

An Extremely Furious Michele Bachmann Has Asked Herman Cain To Please Stop Calling And Asking Her Out

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota - Michele Bachmann, who dropped out of the GOP presidential race after a very poor showing in the Iowa Caucus, recently confided to her hair stylist that she is really upset about a certain former fellow GOP presidentia...

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