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Funny story: Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

BILLIE Piper has fled to an underground bunker in northern Tibet to escape revelations that her estranged hubby, Chris Evans, is the father of Britney Spear's first child.

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Funny story: John Kerry: Shagarific Baby!

John Kerry: Shagarific Baby!

HOLLYWOOD, Ca -- When Mike Myers called John Kerry and offered him a spot in his next Austin Powers movie, Kerry assumed it was going to be a cameo role. Little did he know that Myers and director Jay Roach had their eyes on Kerry for the lead role.

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Funny story: Baby Fanning's Father Identified, says Dakota

Baby Fanning's Father Identified, says Dakota

Well, don't we have a problem with age restriction here? Looks like Dakota Fanning's baby will have no problem trying to figure out who her father is…...

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Funny story: Dakota Fanning, A New Mother

Dakota Fanning, A New Mother

Actress Hannah Dakota Fanning has just had a baby. At 10:40PM June 15th, the young actress gave birth to a 4 pound girl which she is still discussing with her mother of whether to keep the baby or give her up for adoption, as Sheryl Crow was very r...

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Funny story: Study Finds 'Blackie' Phenomenon

Study Finds 'Blackie' Phenomenon

(RUTGERS) - You might call her Princess. She might even respond to "baby". But a new study by animal researchers here has found that the vast majority of American dogs will come when called 'Blackie'.

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Funny story: Baby Born From 21 Year Old's Sperm

Baby Born From 21 Year Old's Sperm

A woman has given birth to a baby boy who was conceived using 21-year-old's sperm, it has emerged.

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Funny story: Kirk Douglas Becomes Zombie, Eats Baby

Kirk Douglas Becomes Zombie, Eats Baby

At first, it seemed rather cute. Kirk Douglas, in a whimsical display of light-hearted antics, leaned forward and pretended to bite the arm of his 5-month old grandson, Jason. Afterwards he leaned back then licked his lips slowly, in what eye-witness...

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Funny story: American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Fantasia

American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Fantasia

Dearest Fantasia: Damn baby. I met you at Sam’s BBQ and Grill in Rancho Cucamonga lat year. I couldn’t get a word in side ways because you preferred the corn bread to my one-liners. That’s all right though, I kinda like to hit the corn bread myself every now and then. So what’s up with the high pitched voice? Yeah, you’ve got that Macy Gray thing going on. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! My walls are all...

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Funny story: Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

The head honchos at Apple Computer have contacted Gwyneth Paltrow and her rocker-husband, Chris Martin, and told them in no uncertain terms that they must rename their baby.

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Funny story: World's Ugliest Baby Turns One

World's Ugliest Baby Turns One

Columbia, MO - Joe and Patty Simpson didn't know exactly what they were getting into when they agreed to adopt an underprivileged child almost twelve months ago. Like so many other people wanting children, adoption was the only route available to the...

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Funny story: Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, best known collectively as the ape-faced baby on the long-running ABC sitcom "Full House" have announced plans to get nude, and film a full-length porno movie on their 18th birthday - which is June 13 of this year. Misgui…

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Funny story: Hollywood Gives Olsen Twins A Star on the Walk of Fame

Hollywood Gives Olsen Twins A Star on the Walk of Fame

Baby billionairesses, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, who will be 18 in about 6 weeks {that's right guys, get ready!}, have just been honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Funny story: Baby naming on the increase.

Baby naming on the increase.

Studies today revealed that the once rare phenomenon of giving a newly born child a name is on the increase in today's society.

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Funny story: Frustrations mount as Baby Shits in Clean Diaper.

Frustrations mount as Baby Shits in Clean Diaper.

New parent Bob Queen today came close to boiling point as baby daughter, April, squeezed out a watery stool no more than 30 seconds after a change. "It's been happening all day", Bob lamented. "I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong… it just seems tha…

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Funny story: FCC Levels Record Fine at 4-year-old Boy

FCC Levels Record Fine at 4-year-old Boy

The FCC imposed a record fine of $8.6 million on 4-year-old Howie Langston of Red Bank, New Jersey for broadcasting indecent material on his 3-month-old sister Lisa's baby monitor on Friday. Mr. Langston sparked the ire of the FCC by his repeate...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Buys Another Baby

Michael Jackson Buys Another Baby

In a defiant move, Michael Jackson decided to celebrate what he calls his ‘impending acquittal' on child molestation charges, by purchasing another white baby boy. Jackson revealed his new purchase by pulling the sheathed baby out of his trench c...

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Funny story: Elicia Battle Claims She Lost Her Ticket to See "My Baby's Daddy"

Elicia Battle Claims She Lost Her Ticket to See "My Baby's Daddy"

Cleveland, Ohio Elicia Battle, the Euclid, Ohio woman who filed a false police report claiming she had purchased and then lost the winning tick...

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