Moscow - (Ass Messki): Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich has pledged £20 million to finance a new facility for detoxification of his country's national football team in a deal sponsored by the Bloodyvostock Vodka Company.
Actress and Party Girl Lindsay Lohan celebrated her first week of sobriety at a Hollywood Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Representatives of the Guinness Book of World Records and Ripley's Believe it or Not museums were both in attendance.
CURDLED MILK-N.C.-Just as the fog was beginning to settle in the early morning hours of this small, rural community located in the southern bible belt of the United States, residents awoke to a fog settling in over their brains.
Drunkenness has narrowly voted to secede from its union with Alcohol, results from yesterday's global referendum on substance-abuse say.
Heavier than expected binge drinking by spring break partiers has lead to alcohol shortages throughout Florida. Excessive consumption of spirits is at the core of spring break festivities for the millions of college students who flock to Florida eac...
National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month to Kick Off at Republican Convention...
By John Breneman A new report in the prestigious Imaginary Journal of Medicine reveals that alcohol has been proven effective in combating the...
Friends and family members who once cursed Dean Martin's addiction to alcohol now are rejoicing over his habit.
First of all we have to find out what being tough really means. Well, you can consider yourself a tough guy when you are able to trade in a severe alcohol problem for extremist religious behavior (´With the help of God which is probably me I got out...
The old "Rush Hour Road Rage" may no longer be an excuse for road-weary travelers. Today, the FDA will view and test a new drug that could end road rage. The drug, a combination of several popular anti- depresants, and an alcohol based drug...
A recent study found that German consumption of alcohol was dropping dramatically, making older people in surrounding countries with long memories a little more comfortable.
Los Angeles California Former Taco Bell spokesman "Guapo El Perro" checked into the Betty Ford clinic today for treatment related to alcohol abuse. Mr. El Perro's agent Joseph Camel stated that hard times have fallen on the once beloved mascot in the years since his contract with Taco Bell was dropped. "Mr. El Perro is commited to winning his battle with alcoholism and...
Student leaders were celebrating Tony Blair's decision to scrap top up fees for university courses.
Researchers at Lancaster University, England, have invented something to assist the more disabled wheelchair bound person in consuming beverages from their chair.
A shocking revelation came to light earlier today from the Minister of Education that is sure to cause controversy.
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