BONN, Germany, 15 August - The Amsterdam-based Institute for Electoral Awareness, a global elections clearinghouse, released the shocking results of a new study today, indicating that Europeans care far less about how the Electoral College works...
Cheyenne, Wyoming - As the Ames Straw Poll in Iowa winds down, the state of Wyoming is gearing up for its unofficial cow patty poll. Just as people at the Iowa State Fair could put a kernel of corn in a jar for the Republican candidate they liked be...
Tampa Bay FL: The 2012 Republican National Convention has selected Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN) and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as their standard bearers to run against Democratic President Barack Obama and VP Joseph Bidden. The v...
What started out being a bad day for US Presidential Candidate, Freddy the Frog, ended up being a good day with him actually increasing his lead in the polls over his rivals. The day started when it was revealed that Mr. Frog had been slapped with...
CINCINNATI - Jerry Springer who single-handedly brought the world of trailer parks, ghettos, barrios, slums, backwoods, and various assorted loons into the homes of America has just made a big announcement. Springer told GOPicky Magazine that he w...
This is the second of a series of two articles pertaining to US Presidential candidate, Freddy the Frog. Shortly after reaching adulthood, Freddy the Frog realized that he was not put on Earth to be a frog. He despised the fact that he would ha...
Still leading the Non-Associated Press (NAP) polls by a huge margin, people are asking: "Just who is US Presidential candidate Freddy the Frog". Freddy the Frog is a bullfrog who was hatched from a 'clutch' of eggs along with 22,000 of his brothe...
For over 20 years, the Republican Party has been haunted by the ghost of Ronald Reagan. His legacy looms over the party like a spectral haute-lisse. Since Reagan's retirement the party has unsuccessfully searched for a replacement who could galvani...
Rick Perry, current Governor of Texas is known for two things. He is a fan of fuzzy accounting, and he has great hair. Perry is considering running for President of the United States. According to a document found at Austin's Saxon Pub, the only r...
A day after announcing his jump into the 2012 United States Presidential Race, Hopster Party candidate, Freddy the Frog, unveils his party's platform in the shadow of unprecedented poll numbers. Non-Associated Press (NAP) poll numbers that were r...
In a surprise occurrence, a previously unknown candidate has jumped into the race for the 2012 United States President. The announcement was made at an afternoon press conference by Freddy the Frog's campaign manager Bubba Croaker. Freddy the Fr...
Waterloo, Iowa - Republican presidential contender Michele Bachmann spent her first day as an official candidate back-pedalling on her misstatement that film legend John Wayne was born here in her hometown. "Once Americans get to know me better, t...
Michele Obama recently met with Nelson Mandela, and told him, "I've had it up to here, I'm running for President. As a Republican, I don't want the girls being brought up in this political environment. I see what is happening, I know what they are up...
Sarah Palin announced today that she is disowning her daughter Bristol and replacing her with Lady Gaga. The move is seen as an indication that Palin is about to seriously pursue the Republican nomination for president. "America is undergoing grea...
Weird and wacky right winger Sara Palin gave the strongest clue so far that she would be throwing her hat in the ring for the 2012 Republican nomination when she laid down several strong policy statements. Palin, who is in the middle of her "One N...
Austin, Texas - Slight earthquakes were felt all around Austin in recent weeks as Governor Rick Perry thought about running for President. While Perry himself is non-committal on the issue, he has some apparent fans in the Texas Hispanic Republican...
It is being reported, nation-wide, that the Muppet, ANIMAL, has "attacked" Republican House Speaker John Boehner, and is, now, in custody of Department of Homeland Security. Details seem to be scarce, as to what caused the alleged attack. The Rep...
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