A football club has offered tickets to passengers stranded at one of the UK's airports following the Icelandic volcano ash incident. Luton Town FC sent a delegation to the local airport when they heard about the dreadful situation. Legendary form...
"WAYNE ROONEY and Cesc Fabregas could join a very select band to lift the PFA Player of the Year award and the Young Player prize in the same season. Wayne Rooney is a strong favourite to win the senior award from his fellow pros. He was named on...
Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership. While team co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gill...
A red faced Arsenal spokesperson was forced to admit that a computer glitch had resulted in the somewhat surprise signing of Vanessa Paradis as an Arsenal Player, on a 4 year deal. Paradis, a one hit wonder with Joe LeTaxi and now wife of Hollywo...
Identical twin footballers Darren and John McNumpty have got into the footballing hall of fame but not for a reason that they would have chosen. In the Conference North match between Hide Untied and Wookieton the twins were playing for Hide Untied...
Cash stricken FA Cup finalists Portsmouth FC have announced via the clubs offical website that first team starting positions for the FA Cup Final against Chelsea at the nearly new Wemberly and all remaining Premier League fixtures will be auctioned o...
The top governing bodies of English Football and Cricket have got together recently to thrash out the rules to a new 'cross sport amalgamation' between their two disciplines, and emerged with the world's first new sport in over a hundred years. Pl...
The boys from Dingwall celebrated as the Celtic Bhoys drowned in a sea of misery and chaos. Ross County put the Hoops through the wringer as they ran rings around the Parkhead glitterati. Famous Celtic fan, Susan Boyle, squealed with 50,000 bhoys...
Speechless and frustrated, Celtic, the boys in green, trooped off the pitch at Hampden Park, Glasgow this afternoon. They have lost in the Scottish Cup semi final to Ross County. Downed 2 - 0 by a team of teuchters (please note this IS the correc...
The two greatest Argentine footballers of the last 30 years are set to record a song for the World Cup called El Futbol es Voler a Casa. Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi will be accompanied by the lead singer of top Argentine pop group Relampago S...
Late on in the Champions league game between Man U and Bayern Munich a ranting OAP burst through security and was seen stamping his feet, swearing in his best Glaswegian and gesticulating at the referee and his watch. He run up and down the touch...
The director of Radio 5 Sport, Ezra Pocketcash, announced today that effective immediately, the radio station is to begin broadcasting football matches in 3-D. This new service has been brought forward in time for the world cup, where a lot of te...
England's last hope of having a team in the semi-finals of the Champion's League for the eighth year in a row ended as Manchester United were knocked out by Bayern Munich. Europe celebrated as the English monopoly came to an end but England commis...
Kevin McDonald, incurred the wrath of his bosses at Burnley FC when he went for a pint and a half with his dad after being substituted at half time. Burnley lost the match 6-1 against Manchester City, poor Kevin lost £5000 in a fine imposed by his an...
Loveable "Boer" Eugene Terreblanche and leader of the AWB (Afrikaans White Boys party) was murdered by two black farmer boys last Saturday and this event has caused massive doubts about the World Cup being held in "Zuid Afrika"! Mr or Mijnheer Ter...
In one of the most stunning, not to mention, bizarre turns in the world of football, Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez announced that he was quitting Manchester City and going back to Manchester United. Tevez left United fans incensed when he left...
The celebrations in the Bigg Market as Newcastle United apparently bounced back into the Premier League may prove to be premature thanks to an obscure 1997 clause which could see the Magpies have 20 points deducted from their season's total, thus den...
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