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Funny story: Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

BBC reporter Alan Johnston has this morning been released by Islamic militant forces who had been holding him hostage for 114 days.

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Funny story: New "Unibomber" Suspected Mastermind Behind Car Bombs in UK

New "Unibomber" Suspected Mastermind Behind Car Bombs in UK

APE Line-London, United Kingdom - Officials here in London today are circulating the the picture of a man they are calling the "Unibrow Unibomber". He is now suspected as a common link to several suspects currently in custody.

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Funny story: Meth-head Abbas re-shuffles Farta Party

Meth-head Abbas re-shuffles Farta Party

(Ass. Wipe) - Palestine: Following Gordon Brown's newly announced cabinet, Rabid Cameroon's re-shuffled Shadow cabinet and Sir Minging Cowgirl's re-shuffled Runners-Up cabinet, Palestine's Farta Party underwent a similar re-organisati...

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Funny story: Barry Bonds Actually White; Sportswriters Cheer

Barry Bonds Actually White; Sportswriters Cheer

Sportswriters over the past week have been announcing their support for Barry Bonds in his home run chase after it was announced last week that Bonds is actually white. Gaylord Perry, a teammate of Bobby Bonds on the 1960s San Franci...

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Funny story: New Security Threat System Unveiled

New Security Threat System Unveiled

Security experts are meeting today to discuss the implementation of a new Terror Alert system. The current system, which has five levels ranging from 'Tickety-Boo' through to 'Critical' is claimed to be insufficient to meet the needs...

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Funny story: Blackstone To Buy Paris Hilton

Blackstone To Buy Paris Hilton

US private equity group Blackstone has agreed a $26billion all-cash deal to buy celebrity heiress and former jailbird Paris Hilton, in news announced yesterday.

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Funny story: German Aristocrat Plunges To His Death One Month Too Early, Say Police

German Aristocrat Plunges To His Death One Month Too Early, Say Police

A German aristocrat, found dead after falling from his fourth-floor balcony in an exclusive area of West London, died one month too early, say police from Scotland Yard.

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Funny story: Goddess No More!

Goddess No More!

Bhaktapur, Nepal (AP) - For the past eight years ten-year-old Sajani Shakya was recognized by her people as a living Goddess, or Kumari. But local religious leaders have now stripped her of that title because she recently traveled to the US to promo...

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Funny story: Movie Inspires New Technology

Movie Inspires New Technology

Fans of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" will be happy to learn that NASA has released plans to actually build The Heart of Gold spaceship as seen in the movie. NASA does not however plan to build the flying bricks that are the craft...

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Funny story: President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

APE Line - President Bush today shocked the world with another unexpected Pardon, this time to arch enemy Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana.

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Funny story: Still a Long Time Til Christmas

Still a Long Time Til Christmas

Little Yorkie Dogs everywhere are disappointed to learn that there is still six months until Christmas. Yorkies are loved and adored (and spoiled) by their owners. Because of this, they are one of the breeds most likely to receive Christmas gifts, a...

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Funny story: Surprise Candidate! Osama Bin Laden

Surprise Candidate! Osama Bin Laden

In a surprising move, Osama Bin Laden has announced his candidacy for the 2008 United States presidential contest. After years of terrorist actions against the U.S. Bin Laden has decided to take over the country from within. "If you watch Amer...

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Funny story: Bush Celebrates 4th of July With Fireworks

Bush Celebrates 4th of July With Fireworks

President George W. Bush celebrated the 4th of July with fireworks and a bbq. Bush, at the Crawford Ranch for the Independence Day holiday, oohed and aahed with the rest at the "rockets red glare" overhead.

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Funny story: Kilroy Is Here Again

Kilroy Is Here Again

Perma-tanned wide boy and ex UKIP leadership contender, Robert Kilroy Silk, is set to make a comeback to our TV screens in a new six part series.

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Funny story: Sir Elton Blows A Gasket

Sir Elton Blows A Gasket

Sir Elton John is said to be seething about Ricky Gervais "showing him up" at the Take That gig in London's Olympia at the weekend.

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Funny story: Monsters Actually Live in Little Kids Closets to Scare them in the Night!

Monsters Actually Live in Little Kids Closets to Scare them in the Night!

A family in Seattle, Washington was scared half-to-death last night, as they found a monster in their 6-year-old son's closet.

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Funny story: Freeing Libby Proves Bush Junta "Corrupt to the Core"

Freeing Libby Proves Bush Junta "Corrupt to the Core"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The decision by President Bush to waive Scooter Libby's prison sentence proves that "this administration is corrupt to the core," exclaimed Ambassador Joseph Wilson, whose CIA wife was outed by Libby which led...

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