Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez has announced that he is to sign a team of top lawyers in a bid to help Liverpool to qualify for the Champions League. Unhappy at refereeing decisions which have gone against his side all season, Benitez has decided to sue...
Michel Platini, former French football star and now UEFA President, has written off France's chances of winning the world cup. He expects them to get through the first round, but further progress will be unlikely, unless they cheat. "We had to che...
Wigan Athletic footballer Charles N'Zogbia has been arrested over allegations that someone else completed the written part of his spelling test. He was held on suspicion of causing fraud by false representation as he turned up at Sale Spelling Tes...
The Europa League semi final first leg between Hamburg and Fulham is to take place in a car park at the back of Jurgen's Beer and Sauerkraut Emporium, Hamburg. Originally the match was scheduled to take place in Hamburg's modern stadium. However, Ful...
Manchester United is still the most stupid football club in the world, according to the world's leading high IQ society. The Premier League title holders, who came second in a list compiled by the Education Secretary in February, again topped the...
Maths genius Carol Vorderman has unveiled a mathematical formula that proves that England will win the next world cup. Vorderman studied form and past tournaments in a bid to uncover the winner. "If you take all the facts into account the answer i...
At the beginning of the Premier League season, a huge debate was going on among football fans across the country. The question being considered was whether or not Man City would surpass United as the dominant football force in the city? A quick gl...
Alex Ferguson is considering leaving as Manager, of Manchester United, to enter the World Chewing Gum Championships. For the last two years Mr I Chew, Chairman of the World Chewing Gum Championships, has been sending emails to Ferguson, on a daily...
Liverpool have begun their 1,200-mile journey to Spain for Thursday's Europa League semi-final with Atletico Madrid, on camels. With the volcanic ash cloud continuing to cause travel chaos across northern Europe, the Reds have been forced to aband...
The Thai army has made explicit its determination to use live ferrets against Manchester United fans in certain circumstances. An army spokesman told a regular news briefing that troops were ready to use their stoat-like arsenal "decisively". T...
Paris - (Quel Horreur!): A Paris vice police sting this weekend has resulted in examining magistrate Judge Yves Dando quizzing $40 million Bayern Munich signee and France international Franck Ribery about an underage sex ring. The 27 year-old and...
The World Cup, could be cancelled as a result of the volcanic eruption in Iceland. The competition is not due to take place until June, but the Gigantic Volcanic Cloud of Dust, continues to grow as the Volcano in Iceland, shows no sign of stopping to...
After 93 minutes of boredom, ineptitude and misery, God, watching from his lofty heights in his VIP, SKY box, decided enough is enough! A miracle over the sunny Manchester skies happened yesterday as a fiery bolt from heaven struck and gave everyb...
In a new interview with The Spoof, Rafa Benitez has openly admitted his hatred for Alex Ferguson, suggesting that he would rather lose the final match of the season to Chelsea rather than see Ferguson lift the league cup for the fourth consecutive ti...
All top football referees in the UK are to be issued with special Fergie watches designed by Sir Alex Ferguson himself. The watches are expected to be used to keep time in all matches involving Manchester United. The watch has many special feature...
In a recent survey in England it was discovered that 90% of England fans don't know the origin of the three lions, and a similar survey in Scotland discovered that nearly 95% of Scots don't know the origins of the Lion Rampant. When Richard I, al...
A study by the University of Shitchester has suggested that England's goalkeeper should play in the nude at the World Cup Finals. Dr Stig O'Toole said " Players miss penalties when they are confronted with certain stimuli. We found that a well endowe...
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