Carlo Ancelloti has had to adapt 'big time' to British Soccer after 33 years of playing and coaching in Italy. One thing that he has had to deal with, of course, are the sexual appetites of certain players, who hit the headlines recently with thei...
Harry "Dodgy Geezer" Redknapp's manager of the year award is to be investigated by the fraud squad following allegations that for the second year running the rightful recipient had missed out. Roy Hodgson, manager of Fulham, has again missed out, pro...
Football's recent financial woes continue with the news that Tottenham Hotspur, one of England's largest and most successful clubs last night entered administration. Success on the pitch this season has been overshadowed by the news that the club owe...
Fabio Capello has already named the first member of his world cup squad. He has chosen former Gurkha soldier Hi Kill Foh Mun Lee, who has recently been working in the security business. FA spokesperson Kelly Brook said "Mr Capello was really impre...
Following their signing of a dead Croatian footballer, Liverpool have now completed the signing of the oldest footballer in the world. Frank Dellin, 74, has signed for the Reds from non-league Woodbury FC. The transfer fee is thought to be £30, a new...
Rafa Benitez is said to be in discussion with Sir Alex Ferguson about forming a coalition Premiership team in a bid to squeeze out Chelsea. The two red teams plan to share their points and the title. Rumours are that the Liverpool manager will be...
Gordon Brown, manager of East Kirkaldy FC, has been given a public vote of confidence by the club's Board of Directors. This follows the recent home fefeat which leaves qualification for the Champions League a mathematical impossibility. Chairman...
A dead footballer has been signed by Liverpool FC. Croatian soccer star Goran Tunjic has been signed to replace Jose Torres, who is on his way to Chelsea. Tunjic was recently booked for dying on the pitch. This follows a new FIFA ruling regarding...
We had a call this morning from soccer mad Scouser and Kop season ticket holder Mickey McWhack, who told us that he'd seen reds boss Rafa Benitez mooching about in a Liverpool job centre this morning. Speaking from a city rocked to its foundations...
In a shock move, it was announced today that England boss Fabio Capello had been fired. The decision was made after bosses were told that Capello had been exposed by this undercover intrepid reporter as a foreigner. Bertie Piledriver, Chairman...
Barca beat Inter 1-0, but lose 3-2 on aggregate in the Champions League. Despite some crap refereeing decisions. Barca had a late goal disallowed for a handball that never was. Fergus McCarthy lamented the fact that the match official wasn't offic...
After many debates with his mates, Scot, Gary McPhail, has worked out that England, will fail to win the World Cup without help. Seven things need to be done for England to win the World Cup In June. 1) Dawn French is appointed goalkeeper so that there is little or no room for the opposition to score a goal. 2) The referee, and linesmen would need to all be English so all disputed decisio...
Southport football club have won the Conference North, 2009-2010 in controversial circumstances, beating local rivals Fleetwood Town by one point. Earlier in the season, Farceley were expelled from the league for not having a team, stadium, money...
Hull City chairman Adam Pearson has warned the club's supporters that the Tigers' relegation from the Premier League to the Championship will leave them facing a 'Doomsday Scenario' which could well herald the End of the World. City, who face Sund…
Sir Alex Ferguson has dismissed rumours he will become gay as Manchester United boss at the end of next season. The 68-year-old has been United manager for over 23 years but last year said he would step down if his health or hunger for benders eve...
Japanese businessman Yasuaki Kagami, whose company has a large holding of Plymouth Argyle shares has reacted badly to the team's relegation. Speaking on a specially constructed stand in the middle of Home Park, he berated the team for not working...
Sir Alex Ferguson has rubbished all reports that he will retire next year and has vowed only to leave Old Trafford in a "Black Box" and even then he will come back and haunt the place. Hopeful inheritors to his throne, Jose "The Chosen One" Mourin...
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