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Funny story: Melania Trump: "Four score and seven years ago..."

Melania Trump: "Four score and seven years ago..."

Melanie Trump took the podium amid cheers Monday night and gave this impassioned speech to honor her husband. The crowd roared its approval! Four score and seven years ago Donald's father brought forth Donald and told the world, "I have brought m...

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Funny story: Boris Rump's Diplomatic Disaster

Boris Rump's Diplomatic Disaster

Boris Rump, Britain new Foreign Secretary, has upset US Presidential Republican nominee Donald Duck by commenting that Donald's wife is 'a foreigner with an accent from Russia'. A furious Donald has defended his wife Plagiarisky against Rump. In a...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Caught Plagiarizing Melania Trump's Speech

Michelle Obama Caught Plagiarizing Melania Trump's Speech

Donald Trump notified the media today that he intends to demand that Hillary Clinton withdraw from the Presidential campaign for her role in the "totally bad thing" that Barack and Michelle Obama did in 2008 when they shamelessly plagiarized Melania'...

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Funny story: Jet Repossesed, Trump Stranded In Milwaukee

Jet Repossesed, Trump Stranded In Milwaukee

Donald Trump's reality candidacy crashed into reality show Airplane Repo in Milwaukee when Trump's jet was repossessed by none other than Nick Popovich, one of the most experienced and prolific aviation repo pros on the planet. "Normally we've wor...

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Funny story: Bo Jo chickens out on his past buffoonery!

Bo Jo chickens out on his past buffoonery!

New UK Foreign Secretary, still-buffoon, ex mayor of London, and general circus clown, Bo Jo, has made his first appearance alongside US Secretary of State, John Kerry, ex-actor in the Addams Family, and now bearing a grey haired wig over his neck bo...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Pissess Off TheDonald's Mother: Mary Trump Returns from the Grave

Melania Trump Pissess Off TheDonald's Mother: Mary Trump Returns from the Grave

According to reliable sources from the Other Side, Donald Trump's mother is turning in her grave over Melania's speech at the Republican Convention. Invisible cyber spyders from the Fourth Dimension have reported anomalous activity in TheDonald's...

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Funny story: Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Washington, DC: Sources inside the Clinton campaign have disclosed that Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, is voting for Hillary Clinton in the presidential general election. Ms. Trump is close personal friends with Hillary Clinton's daughter,...

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Funny story: Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

The city of Los Angeles has lost out on $80,000 in a stadium rental deal because it accidentally served brown M&Ms to Donald Trump and his VIP guests in the buffet. The rumor is that brown M&Ms represent Mexicans and Muslims to Donald Trum...

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Funny story: Leaked Trump Acceptance Speech Includes 'I Was Only Kidding'

Leaked Trump Acceptance Speech Includes 'I Was Only Kidding'

In a stunning campaign breach parts of the acceptance speech Donald Trump is scheduled to give at the Republican National Convention were leaked to the press. It includes phrases such as 'listen, I was only kidding' and "if elected I don't plan on l...

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Funny story: Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

A Host Committee representative for next week's GOP convention in Cleveland has indicated problems with upcoming ceremonies. The concept is brilliant, he explained, somewhat as with the old idea of the Trojan Horse, in which a large toy Elephant w...

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Funny story: Trump Sues Maker Of "Trumpemon" Parody Game

Trump Sues Maker Of "Trumpemon" Parody Game

With the wild success of Pokemon Go, a parody of the game called "Trumpemon" has already been released. At the same time, the makers of the parody are already being sued by Donald Trump in a California court. Tellingly, Trump is suing for trademar...

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Funny story: John Barron to Speak at Republican National Convention

John Barron to Speak at Republican National Convention

Among the list of notables scheduled to speak at this year's RNC in Cleveland is John Barron, a man who is alleged to be actually an alter-ego of Donald Trump himself. "It's his greatest con ever!", exclaimed Jody Miller, thrice-convicted grifter...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Talks Trash About Donald Trump

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Talks Trash About Donald Trump

Since when does a judge have a right to an opinion? This is outrageous! A judge, particularly a female, should remain silent, wear black, smile and never utter a single word! Male judges, on the other hand, since they're equipped with a piece of phys...

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Funny story: Republican Convention: Ready, Set - Hold It

Republican Convention: Ready, Set - Hold It

Marla Maples will open the proceeding singing:My Man. If there is a standing ovation, she will encore using the Little Fish routine she performed in the Dancing With The Stars contest, even though the routine followed with her elimination. It m...

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Funny story: Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

In a stunning turn of events today Donald Trump has stated that he now welcomes all illegal aliens with open arms to "come to our country and take the jobs vacated by Canada bound Democrats". In a move to help expedite the mass exodus of me...

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Funny story: What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

The 16th president of the U.S. may be known as "Honest Abe," but he's been hiding a secret room behind his face on Mount Rushmore. The room is not accessible to the public, but through the use of long-distance, super duper X-ray technology, an int...

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Funny story: Trump wants to protect Articles 8 through 12, even though they don't exist

Trump wants to protect Articles 8 through 12, even though they don't exist

Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump vows to protect all 12 Articles of the Constitution, should he be elected president. Although this news was welcome music to many Americans, most of those Americans appear to be une...

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