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Funny story: Trump Seeks Help From George Costanza On How To Lie Better

Trump Seeks Help From George Costanza On How To Lie Better

It's been revealed that President Trump's skill at lying (oh, excuse me, -- alternative facts) can be traced back to the secret hiring of the little-known position of Secretary of Not-Lies. The man that has accepted the position is a resident of...

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Funny story: Trump:  "He's a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"

Trump:  "He's a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"

In a tweet last night and again this morning in a written statement President Donald Trump called former FBI director James Comey... "a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"    Trump went on to say in his written statement that it was a mat...

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Funny story: Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump is seeking to extend his power-base by putting in a bid to run the British Government, it has been revealed. The American President flew into London, on Air-force one, landing on Buckingham Palace's roof, whilst Teresa May was in ther...

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Funny story: Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Chicago, IL - Former President Barack Obama doesn't know what to do with himself these days. After months of travel and adventure camps, Obama remains without a job or sense of purpose. "Time of my life!" wrote Obama in a recent tweet which was qu...

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Funny story: Trump Punks World: It's All Just a Reality TV Show Folks

Trump Punks World: It's All Just a Reality TV Show Folks

Completely unknown to the Western world and even our so called "intelligence agencies", it seems the Trump presidency has been a hit reality TV show in Russia and North Korea for an entire year. Trump Fools World is the popular new show produced b...

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Funny story: Trump Pulls Out (Like His Dad Should Have)

Trump Pulls Out (Like His Dad Should Have)

Donald Trump has pulled the US out of the "Paris Accord" which is a climate saving deal designed to try and keep the planet alive for a few extra weeks. The deal is ratified by 195 different countries and seems to be the only thing the world can agre...

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Funny story: How much of an asshole is Donald Trump? Let me count the ways.

How much of an asshole is Donald Trump? Let me count the ways.

With apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, although she probably would have thought that Trump was an asshole too, as would her husband Robert, and any children they had, had they had any. How much of an asshole is Donald Trump? Let me count the ways: he is an asshole To the depth and breadth and height that fools Can reach, when they're wallowing in a dump. He is an asshole in every li...

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Funny story: Scientists Work On Brain-Ray to Cure Trump

Scientists Work On Brain-Ray to Cure Trump

Science Town, USA Ever since Trump took office, a secret organization, the Scientists for Sanity, have been working on a brain ray for Trump. "We knew right away that there was something seriously wrong with Trump the moment he started campaignin...

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Funny story: Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Geneva, Switzerland President Donald Trump of the United States attended a NATO Conference and, in his daughter Ivanka's opinion, looked very presidential. Trump was criticized for pushing fellow attendees out of the way to be in front, but Ivan...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Waterboarded by Secret Service

Kathy Griffin Waterboarded by Secret Service

Some Unknown, Very Dark Location Kathy Griffin, who had a video shot of her holding the severed head of Donald Trump, has been located, somewhat. The "Secret Service," who guard the President, have confirmed that she has been taken to a secret locat...

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Funny story: Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Earlier today from the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin announced that: Yes, he rigged the voting machines in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin during the last US presidential election, and did so just to embarrass that NATO-loving, EU supporting, capitali...

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Funny story: White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

Washington, D.C. - White House Staffers have voted to form a secret union called the "Leakers Union". To qualify, members must be willing to report embarrassing and improper activities of President Trump and his colleagues to the Union's President.

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Funny story: Trump's Climate Accord Withdrawal Actually Just Evidence of Alternative Realities

Trump's Climate Accord Withdrawal Actually Just Evidence of Alternative Realities

The presidential address of the Withdrawal of the United States from the Paris Climate Accord has generated a world-wide investigation into the reality Trump originates from, and its implications on the multiverse. Despite evidence from the scien...

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Funny story: Trump Cites Comey's "Big Hands" As Reason for Firing Former FBI DIrector

Trump Cites Comey's "Big Hands" As Reason for Firing Former FBI DIrector

Congressional investigators announced the discovering of a highly classified memo written by President Trump that explains the 10 reasons why he decided to fire the former FBI Director, James Comey. President Trump listed the 10 reasons in the s...

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Funny story: Trump, Bannon: Democrats Responsible for Leaks from White House

Trump, Bannon: Democrats Responsible for Leaks from White House

Washington - According to tweets last night from Donald Trump as well as a story in Breitbart Real News (formerly Breitbart News), Democrats inside the White House organization are responsible for the many leaks to news organizations like CNN, Washin...

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Funny story: Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump Tweets Limerick Response To Big Three: From Merkel to Macron to May, Three leaders with feet made of clay. While Merkel is a dumb kraut, And Macron looks like a bean sprout. Only May knows how to sashay.

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Funny story: Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Paris, France - French President Emmanuel Macron and US President Donald Trump have announced a wife swap. Both spouses are considered more age appropriate for the other president. President Trump and Macron's wife Brigitte are senior citizens. Pre...

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